None Shall Pass
Dano moisturizes
I built my computer yesterday and everything worked on the first shot. I was incredulous.
I built my computer yesterday and everything worked on the first shot. I was incredulous.
Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm for the first time and it’s ridiculously funny.
decided to start a build on a chicken tractor
Q) Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?
A) Because if they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans.
boo…i want my money back
He sounds better than the doctor Mitch Hedberg (RIP) saw, Dr. Acula. "He sucks, all he does is take blood".What kind of Dr. is Dr. Pepper?
A fizzician.
These are the jokes folks. Is this thing on?
I dont care. That chicken sedan joke was amazing.
What happens when the young rooster throws the older one out?
It’s a coup d’etat.
Maple syrup is now more expensive than oil.
gas is down to 74¢/L (about 2.8/gal.) but the new guy that runs the gas station down the road has his at 84¢ (3.17/gal.)………he's been running a 10 cent more than everywhere else lately …AKA a dick move
Oh, it's going lower. I just posted in the COVID19 thread that forward wholesale prices are at about 65¢ a gallon right now.
they'll still charge $2.50 for premium
8 days into isolation……….things i KNOW i have:
all my wisdom teeth, my full foreskin, 20/20 vision left eye, 20/25 right, a liver of coral…..or is it a sponge by now?……
and of course, my mind