OT: The Funny Thread II

[GordonHowe]

 

[shelbysdad]

A friend of mine was texting me that they got a new dog
I asked what kind.....
He said a cockatiel...
I replied....so it's a bird dog ?

He said.... stupid autocorrect... supposed to say cockalier

 

[Orr Fourever]

 

[Olden McGroin]

 

[sooshii]

 

[Olden McGroin]

 

[22Brad Park]

 

[sooshii]

 

[sooshii]

 

[caz16]

 

[EvilDead]

 

[whatsbruin]

Credit to Mary Tyler Moore.

Mary was on a talk show, and was asked her favorite joke:
Mary: A guy walks into a talent agency. They ask him to sing, dance and act. He starts singing, and
the talent agent is amazed. Then he starts dancing and the talent agent is blown out of the water.
Finally he acts and the talent agent states he's the most gifted person ever to come into the agency ,
what's your name ? The man replys Penis Van Lesbian. The talent agent says he'll have to change his name for Hollywood and says he has the perfect name : Dick Van Dyke

 

[Gee Wally]

 

[caz16]

 

[EvilDead]

 

[GordonHowe]

I don't want to exceed the parameters of the thread, which appears to emphasize cartoons and memes over stand up, sit com or movie content.

I love comedy of all kinds and am fascinated by what makes comedians tick. Stand up comics, in particular, are, ah, a special lot.

Behind the curtain,

 

[Bruinswillwin77]

 

[caz16]

 

[caz16]

 

[sooshii]

 

[caz16]

 

[shelbysdad]

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They forgot.... credit or debit..

 

[Gee Wally]

 

[whatsbruin]

How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat ?
She fits in your wife's clothing. -->> Geechy Guy

 

[JAD]