OT: Razorisms

[glovesave_35]

Ralph and Razor get a little love.


NHL Broadcasters Ranked:

http://www.sbnation.com/2011/7/8/2250696/nhl-broadcaster-rankings-announcers-commentators

Nice to see and I agree with the analysis of our guys. Razor doesn't take Stars players to task at every chance but I do get the impression that he gives a guy the benefit of the doubt until he's just seen too much of something negative.

 

[phil7488]

Clowe Slashes Robidas on the hand.

"Clowe treated Robidas like a thief in Persia".

 

[Starsfan24]

Was just watching the preview for tonight's game, and I loled at

"I feel like I tweaked my groin just watching that."

 

[phil7488]

Pavel Datsyuk and his "Stick Sorcery".

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

Shocked no one posted it yet after tonight's game.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...iro-sick-ot-game-winner-listen-053502683.html

"Six shades of SEXY!" "There's the manipulation up top; here comes the stimulation — KABANG!"

Great great goal call tonight.

 

[LT]

"Pull down his pants and spank it in!"

 

[ginblossoms]

1/19/2013 vs PHO

On Jagr's first game as a Dallas Star in which he scored 2 goals and 2 assists...

"A double shot of Jagr, my Star"

 

[Starsfan24]

On this morning's preview

"It's colder than a well digger's fanny."

Cold in Detroit.

Also to start the preview's

"Just sit back there and take it, like a donkey in a hail storm."

 

[Dr Pepper]

Razor is the man. Really wish he was calling HNIC games this season.

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

THE WEST TEXAS PUMPJACK IS BACK!

 

[Troy McClure]

THE WEST TEXAS PUMPJACK IS BACK!

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

just so it can be in this thread here it is

Since we have his previous stache...

 

[Sports]

Since we have his previous stache...

I like it better than his old one.
Fits him well.

 

[BigG44]

Proof the Dallas Stars are screwed without Razor:

Daryl Reaugh ‏@Razor5Hole

Oil Darylick - “@DMagazine: If you like hockey fights and oil terminology, you'll love last night's Dallas Stars game: http://d-m.ag/129tr5r ”

D Magazine wouldn't be talking Stars hockey this morning without him. What he brings to the broadcast is invaluable.

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

Nothing he has said but I major league lol'd at this..

http://stars.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=656236&navid=DL|DAL|RAZOR&navid=DL|DAL|home

Here's my stab at summing up all 30 NHL teams at the quarter poll, with one word. (Each)

LA - Hung

 

[Elysian]

"A rectum rattling blast" heard tonight.

 

[jagrgodr]

ahahahah that made my night, wow what a call LOL

 

[Phil Connors*]

Anyone else catch his DDT reference on the Benn no (penalty) call?

 

[Mr Misty]

Anyone else catch his DDT reference on the Benn no (penalty) call?

Yeah that play was bizarre, I can't believe there was no call there.

 

[Elysian]

"Eakin took that one in his fundament"

 

[aloonda*]

"Eakin took that one in his fundament"

you gotta love a guy like razor

 

[Brand New Stars]

Razor described the ice late in the LA/St. Louis game tonight as a half chewed piece of caramel.

 

[eartotheground]

kari just laid "a little puck egg."

 

[The Tourist]

He broke out the "meat candy" again tonight after the Roussel fight.

 

[Horsehead]

This game is getting greasy.
Love it.