Rofl...I am always goofing off with the female co workers and get accused of harrassing them from customers even when both explaining we always goof off to eachother. I love being falsely accused of things. Didn't care what either of us said, I am a bad guy and I should be punished.
Im normally a quick witted social person but I went to the dispensary the other day in an annoyed mood. When you go to a dispensary it seems everyone who works there very quickly all evolve into the same overly positive hippie granola personality. Robots of conformity. Im a good bit granola hippie so normally its whatever but not that day.
12 yr old clerk lady who maybe turned hippie yesterday: "hows your day? hows your vibes going?"
me: "good" hand her my drivers license and say "thank you"
clerk lady, when a male employee walks behind her: "OMG hes been bullying me all daaaaaa .. hes such a meanie!" in this fake valley girl accent
me: just staring at her blankly
clerk lady: "hes such a bully .. god .. I wish he wouldnt come over here .. (awkward silence) ... im just playing"
Me: staring at her blankly
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Washington and Jefferson College - anyone go there btw 1996 and 2001?
^^ actual point of me coming here