Script: 2014-15 Hurricanes pre-game video board display.
1.) Flashy text with whizzing graphics and flames, explosions, and billowing hurricane flags.
A super serious voice intones:
May, 2014... The Carolina Hurricanes hire Gary Roberts to be their next head coach...
2.) (Insert pumped up, contrived catchphrase here, one that has to do with "reclaiming" or "restoring" past glories, etc. Make sure to have video of Brind'Amour hoisting cup play 3 or 4 times, miracle goals against Devils and Habs, Scott Walker scoring against Boston, and so on.)
3.) Fast forward to this hard core action shot of PNC Arena mid-April through June of 2015.
The CanesVision guys can thank (and pay!) me later.