OT: EastonBlues22 Minion Sign-up Thread

[EastonBlues22]

After thinking it over, I'm buying into this notion of having minions.


What you do for me:

You're my minion. You do minion things, like occasionally agree with me when you feel like it.


What I do for you:

I offer benevolent guidance and protection from all hostile invaders. As if that's not enough, all declared minions get a free like from me for each post of theirs in this thread. You might even get two if Bendak hops on board.

Just don't spam the hell out of me. I do actually have other obligations when I'm logged in here.

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[BlueDream]

Agreed.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Hmmm....

 

[67Blues]

Are there benefits and a 401K plan provided?

 

[EastonBlues22]

Are there benefits and a 401K plan provided?

The benefits are as stated.

I promise to match 100% of any money you put into my Paypal account.

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Only if I get to break the Internet.

 

[KirkOut]

i'll do it if you promote me from peon to site admin

 

[EastonBlues22]

i'll do it if you promote me from peon to site admin

Agreed.

You're on the 100 year track, but given medicine's advances since penicillin I'm sure you're good for it.

 

[carter333167]

This is a tempting offer.

 

[Celtic Note]

You can add into your “What you will do for me” section: I will fight the opposition if someone throws a hit on you I don’t like.

I might not be talented, but my internet knuckles work. You also don’t have to worry about brain damage with me. There isn’t much to damage.

 

[Celtic Note]

Also on my resume is having been a mod here before. So basically I already have minion experience.

 

[EastonBlues22]

Hmmm....

I'm disappointed at the lack of commitment here.

I had faith in you being one of the first, Falco.

 

[Celtic Note]

I'm disappointed at the lack of commitment here.

I had faith in you being one of the first, Falco.

Falco likes to mull things over. He is smarter than me like that

 

[KirkOut]

Agreed.

You're on the 100 year track, but given medicine's advances since penicillin I'm sure you're good for it.

you overestimate my liver

 

[EastonBlues22]

you overestimate my liver

 

[Evocable Manager]

If I'm not fighting the system I am the system.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

I'm disappointed at the lack of commitment here.

I had faith in you being one of the first, Falco.

You buttered me up. That and i like things blue

 

[LetsGoBooze]

Agreed.

Guys, I think Easton is drunk

Edit: or this team has finally broken him

None of these things surprise me

Bluesnatic is next, hell he's prolly president of the fanclub.

 

[Blanick]

Do I get like a custom signature or avatar? I mean I don't want brag but I'm kind of big deal. Having me join your minions would be a big get!

 

[EastonBlues22]

Do I get like a custom signature or avatar? I mean I don't want brag but I'm kind of big deal. Having me join your minions would be a big get!

No.

But I'll like your post, anyway.

 

[Evocable Manager]

No.

But I'll like your post, anyway.

That'd Bendaks job you inconsiderate piece of crap

 

[BlueDream]

None of these things surprise me

Bluesnatic is next, hell he's prolly president of the fanclub.

What makes you more upset - the 2 posts you quoted or the fact that your post is the only one Easton didn’t ‘like’ in the thread?

 

[LetsGoBooze]

What makes you more upset - the 2 posts you quoted or the fact that your post is the only one Easton didn’t ‘like’ in the thread?

Who needs an Easton when i got a Bendak?

Not upset at either post, keep on Minioning brother. Lots of conformists throughout history.

And as far as Easton being drunk, i approve wholeheartedly. This season should mean drinks for everyone.

 

[simon IC]

I have been a minion all along Easton. Even when you correct me when I'm wrong. Hey, I even walk with a cane. I'm the perfect sidekick!!

 

[67Blues]