GDT: Around The League: 2024 Playoffs Edition Round 2- “Oh, You Didn’t Know? You’re Ass Better Call SOMEBODY!!!!!”

[Ritchie Valens]

Corporate LTIR’s antics didn’t work this year!!! They are out in round 1!!

Round 2 Matchups:
East:
New York (st)Rangers Dangers vs Rod’s Bods
Leafs Ownership vs Florida “60% of the time, they’re at the peelers every time” Sex Panthers

West:
Refalanche vs the Sallad
Clownshow City vs our lads

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[TB12]

Anyone want to join my “Guess the date Mark Stone goes on LTIR in 24-25” pool?

 

[BlackDogg]

Anyone want to join my “Guess the date Mark Stone goes on LTIR in 24-25” pool?

As someone said he has 10 months to recover now.

 

[oobga]

Vegas press release:
"Unfortunately Jack Eichel and Peter Angelo have been diagnosed with a recurring illness that will have unpredictable symptoms going forward. The league should not be be surprised if their illness flares up every year around the February time frame. Expected time to recover is 2-3 months. Mark stone continues to struggle with various unpredictable issues as well"

 

[Satoru Gojo]

Could we have beaten Vegas?

One must wonder

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Anyone want to join my “Guess the date Mark Stone goes on LTIR in 24-25” pool?

Whatever next year’s trade deadline day is, 21 days before that.

 

[Ibanez]

Vegas press release:
"Unfortunately Jack Eichel and Peter Angelo have been diagnosed with a recurring illness that will have unpredictable symptoms going forward. The league should not be be surprised if their illness flares up every year around the February time frame. Expected time to recover is 2-3 months. Mark stone continues to struggle with various unpredictable issues as well"

I say go with the ole tried and true. Just say they have a deathly allergy to their shin pads.

Been awhile so might as well recycle that one.

No doubt Friedman is the first to report and say how “incredibly serious” it is. All while being fellated by Hrudey under the desk

 

[bellagiobob]

Anyone want to join my “Guess the date Mark Stone goes on LTIR in 24-25” pool?

League is missing a massive revenue opportunity here. You can already bet on a zillion prop bets on their 140 league approved sites, this would have fans from every team throwing money at the league just to partake.

 

[NegativeNelly]

Vegas Golden Showers are out...lol to those cheaters!

 

[29Beast97Mode]

• GAME 1 @Van – Wednesday, May 8, 8pm MT
• GAME 2 @Van – Friday, May 10, 8pm MT
• GAME 3 @EDM – Sunday, May 12, TBD
• GAME 4 @EDM – Tuesday, May 14, TBD
• GAME 5 @Van – Thursday, May 16, TBD
• GAME 6 @EDM – Saturday, May 18, TBD
• GAME 7 @Van – Monday, May 20, TBD

 

[BlackDogg]

 

[McAsuno]

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[BlackDogg]

Well at least we know that don't have to schedule the rest of the weekend games around the leafs being on prime time.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[McOilers97]

Vegas can get f***ed. So glad to see them gone.

I see their window starting to close now too, as their core players are expensive and mostly over age 30.

 

[MessierThanThou]

I don't think I've ever been happier to see one team lose in the playoffs against a team I couldn't care less about.

 

[jproilfan]

Wednesday??? C'mon man

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

“Mark now that you’re eliminated can you come clean that for the 3rd year in a row you were faking it all along?”

Also Leah Hextall looks like Lloyd Christmas.

 

[McDrai]

Her name is Natalie Gauvreau in case anyone is wondering

 

[oobga]

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“Mark now that you’re eliminated can you come clean that for the 3rd year in a row you were faking it all along?”

Also Leah Hextall looks like Lloyd Christmas.

Need a poll for what hard to disprove injury he will get next Feb. Putting money on ruptured testicle.

 

[syz]

Vegas can get f***ed. So glad to see them gone.

I see their window starting to close now too, as their core players are expensive and mostly over age 30.

It's Vegas, they'll magically find other GMs to take their shit contracts and be fine.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Need a poll for what hard to disprove injury he will get next Feb. Putting money on ruptured testicle.

Sore kidneys.

 

[Rpenny]

Even in defeat Leafs are delusional. Things from around social media

1) Marner to Utah for a 1st no retention
2) Stamkos to the Leafs at 6 to 8 a year and Cooper comes with him
3) JT and a 2nd to TB for Vasile