This is MN , there are unseen cosmic forces at work here. They are ensuring that whatever improbable idiocy can occur to prevent us from any meaningful possibility to win when it counts is what will happen.
The Twolves spend game 82 getting blown out by the suns while the other two teams they are tied with win. This seals the wolves matchup with……the suns ….who despite being the 6 seed and playing on the road are the overwhelming favorite. The wolves will be swept in the first round somehow setting some impossible record for futility along the way. Amazing and totally predictable
The twins have players who cannot engage in an activity as simple as running without being significantly injured. There are 150 mlb teams and affiliate teams. The twins team batting average ranks 142 out of that 150. A nearly impossible feat for a team who just months ago was playing meaningful October games.
33 years of 4 sport ineptitude that challenges astronomical odds yet occurs with regularity only seen in Swiss watches and atomic particle decay.
This is MN and we are f***ing cursed