Was President Lincoln OK?
He was fine. Go home, Leafal.
How many monkey butlers will there be?
"That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable!"
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"Excuse me, I need to use the restroom."
"Webster's defines excellence as the quality or condition of being excellent."Now what is a wedding?
Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."
"Webster's defines excellence as the quality or condition of being excellent."
I’ve run out of Simpsons references so this will have to doOur old friend Noah Webster defines laughter as the act or sound of laughing.