Dumba, Perbix, CDH is the new trinity
Of sheer defensive stupidity
Wide open net for Dumba could've been blocked by Ray Charles
Left us all with a bunch of snarls
Mr Art Ross is nowhere to be found
Him and Point haven't made a sound
Tired of putting these poems together for an ungrateful team
When all they ever do is make us scream
Last game gave me volcanic diarrhea
Flushed that mess away and said "see ya"
What will game three hold in store?
Cause another loss to Florida, please, I can't take anymore
Lil bro grew up and we got old
Sent to the nursing home where its so cold
Can't wait to see
@DrMartinVanNostrand jinx us with more stats
I hate this franchise and these stupid ass rats
Let me close this one out if I may
These bars hit so hard, Mr. Cernak concussion protocol is that way
P.S. can we just win a f***ing game please like forreal trash can ass team. Please. Win. One.