if NHL players were past and present WWE wrestlers

[The Tourettes Guy]

I got this idea from other "if hockey players were _____" threads in the past and thought it COULD be interesting.

Zdeno Chara could be The Big Show for obvious reasons.
Sean Avery could be Steve Austin. Always shooting his mouth off and antagonizing people.

I'll think of more.

[House]

Scott Gomez - Chavo Guerraro

[Modo]

Derian Hatcher = Chyna.

[Rayne*]

Originally Posted by House

Scott Gomez - Chavo Guerraro

Good one.

Shawn Horcoff = Triple H. They both have huge noses.

[Gagliano]

George Parros


The Iron Sheik

[Core]

How about if nhl teams were wwe wrestlers?

I would say the flames would be like Kane. They have the talent, size, and grit to compete for the cup, but just like Kane, they underachieved and weaker teams usually defeat them.

[nodq]

C'mon guys! Hockey is FAKE. We all know that.

[Reaper45]

Kings would be like Al Snow. Jobbers for life.

[PuckGuy0218]

Brett Hull = Owen Hart

They both look alike (or did, rather).

[StlRams514]

Players
Darcy Tucker = Victoria (--- On my kill list)
Richard Zednik = Owen Hart (Bad taste?)
Chris Chelios = Ric Flair (Over 80 and still playing)
Mario Lemieux = Shawn Michaels (Injuries hindered a still excellent career)
Peter Forsberg = The Undertaker (Pretty Obvious...)
Zdeno Chara = The Great Khali (--- Also on my kill list)
Sidney Crosby = Cody Rhodes (Pansy that so many people love to hate)
Alexander Ovechkin = Randy Orton (B.A.M.F.)
Sean Avery = Edge (The perfect *********)
Jim Carey = Santino Marella (One hit wonder that nobody cared about anyways)
Mats Sundin = Triple H (Both ugly as hell, still kinda awesome, and screwing over their organization)

Coaches
Sean Burke = The Rock
Ted Nolan = Tatonka ()

Teams
Boston Bruins = Bret Hart (Montreal Screwjob)
Pittsburgh Penguins = John Cena (Only loved by a bunch of 12 year old white boys)
Philadelphia Flyers = The Dudleys

I don't why I know so many wrestlers, I gave up on the WWE ages ago...

[I Hate You All*]

Sometimes they're good... and other times they just plain let people down. Both look like greaseballs too.

[Randall Ritchey]

Paul Kariya would be Ray Mysterio Jr.

[pierreification]

Chris Pronger = Triple H. Dirty, hated, but still one of the best.

[Dolemite]

Pronger, Parros, May, O'Donnell - The Four Horsemen

Let's see you wrastlin' fans remember how far back this combo goes...

[Zen Arcade]

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt...rce=rss&feed=8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=blLW0GPKCuw

[DeeMeck]

Gary Bettman = Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Wayne Gretzky - "The Million Dollar Man" ted DiBiase
Marty McSorley = Virgil

[Bubba Thudd]

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Pronger, Parros, May, O'Donnell - The Four Horsemen

Let's see you wrastlin' fans remember how far back this combo goes...

Flair, Anderson, Blanchard, and.....Luger???

[I Hate You All*]

Alex Burrows is relatively small, french, and pisses people off. I'd say he's Ray Rougeau. Only Raymond speaks better english.

[Dolemite]

Originally Posted by Bubba Thudd

Flair, Anderson, Blanchard, and.....Luger???

The Original 4 were Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, and Tully Blanchard.

[Core]

Originally Posted by Malik Fan

Alex Burrows is relatively small, french, and pisses people off. I'd say he's Ray Rougeau. Only Raymond speaks better english.

huh?

[FutureGM97]

Originally Posted by Deelo

Gary Bettman = Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Wayne Gretzky - "The Million Dollar Man" ted DiBiase
Marty McSorley = Virgil

Thats Glen Sather

[Lion Man]

*PAUSE*

this threads are so gay

*UNPAUSE*

[Hackett]

Darcy Tucker = Roddy Piper

In their day, they were firey, wore skirts, and were just downright psychotic.

Today, they are tame, they show up once in a while but their best days are behind them

in terms of look-alikes: mats sundin and kane

[blum81]

[Seb]

Crosby = Luna Vachon
Chara = Giant Gonzalez
Mike Danton = Chris Benoit