The Carey Price list

[Judge Sauer*]

Wrote this on a different section of the boards but I thought it'd be fun to see what other lines fellow Habs fans can come up with. Don't forget that it's all in fun and not intended to be serious.

*Carey Price does not get scored on, he let's it go by to make it a more entertaining game.
*Carey Prices calendar goes from April 2nd to March 31st because no one fools Carey Price
*When Carey Price heard that his teammates were saving money, he shook 'em down and told them he'll be making the saves around here.
*When asked to list his dependants, Carey Price listed slapshots since he's always saving them
*During RDS interviews, Carey Price's dialogue isn't translated into French, the reason? No one speaks for Carey Price
*Carey Price visited the Virgin Islands last winter, they are now known as The Islands.

[Mue]

Originally Posted by Bizarro oop007

*Carey Prices calendar goes from April 2nd to March 31st because no one fools Carey Price

*Carey Price visited the Virgin Islands last winter, they are now known as The Islands.

These two made me laugh.

[SpreeEndaz]

Price is the reason why the players' names aren't written in front of the jerseys.

(Imagine a forward trying to score on Price until he sees the name of the goalie, he'd just choke)

[SpreeEndaz]

Price is the 0th Pokemon

[alexstream]

Pucks can go through a wall but can't go through Carey Price.
Carey Price can catch a bullet with a chopstick.
Carey Price can stop a Dragon.
Carey Price can stop the time.
Carey Price can hide a full size net behind him... No matter from what direction you look, you can't see the net.
Carey Price's determination is so great that knowing its extent would instantly kill you.

[NRG87]

Originally Posted by SpreeEndaz

Price is the reason why the players' names aren't written in front of the jerseys.

(Imagine a forward trying to score on Price until he sees the name of the goalie, he'd just choke)

Haha...that one's so bad, I ended up laughing anyway.

[Judge Sauer*]

Carey Price was set to play the goalie in the Mighty Ducks movies but shot the players down when they attempted the flying V and beat himself, no one plays Carey Price.

[SpreeEndaz]

Price understands what Markov yells on the ice.

[Ghost of Saku]

Price lost his virginity before his dad
(and yes, we can recycle Chuck Norris jokes all day)

[RC51]

The first time he gets an injury in the NHL the Habs roster will be Priceless

[ControlFreak]

Carey Price is the reason more kids are playing soccer and less kids play Hockey.... when aspiring forwards and offensive defensemen were asked, they unanimously answered "If we can't score, then what's the point?"

[Templeton]

Price does not need to hear the horn, he decides when the game is over.

Price doesn't stop the puck, it flee from his goal crease.

God (Crosby) is starting to have nightmares because he know that Price is coming. ...exaggerated

The historians will change the year ''zero'' to the birth of Carey Price.

[Bullsmith]

When Price saves a puck, it's saved forever. A new puck must be put in play.

The devil is now demanding two souls as the cost of scoring on Price in overtime. It's too much work.

[Judge Sauer*]

[quote=Mac Templeton;9502443]Price does not need to hear the horn, he decides when the game is over.[quote]

I like that one.

[buddahsmoka1]

They will have to change the H to a dollar sign. Because the Price is money in the bank.

[TheHoser]

* Carey Price can stop a zergling rush.

* Carey Price can block a hadouken without losing an health.

* Carey Price can beat Contra with only three lives.

[Lucius]

Carey Price doesn't give up rebounds, the puck flees in terror.

Carey Price doesn't make "saves", that would imply there was a chance the puck would go in.

The puck doesn't get by Carey Price and hit the post, he lets it by to teach them a lesson.

Carey Price's future in the NHL has caused light bulb manufacturers to cut the production of red lights and triple the number of green ones.

Carey Price decided not to play forward out of respect of Wayne Gretzky's records.

Carey Price stopped playing baseball because his best friend - the other team's catcher - never got to do anything.

[Ice Poutine]

* Carey Price makes pucks deviate towards his glove or pads even before they are shot.

* Carey Price doesnt really NEED a goalie's stick, but the rules say he must have one.

* Carey Price is so good he doesnt need a mask but... rules are rules.

* Carey Price is so cool that the ice is actually 2.5 degrees colder around his goal.

* Carey Price is so good that the NHL will have to make the puck tinier so goals can be scored against him.

* Carey Price can stop anything coming at him; he can stop the rain from falling on him!

[Habitant#1]

Carey Price makes Bob Gainey smile.