List of Things that are Bryan McCabe's Fault

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Clearly, everything that goes wrong is Bryan McCabe's fault. I stubbed my toe today, Bryan's fault. That girl who wouldn't put out? Bryan's fault. So congregate Leaf fans and tell us the things that have gone wrong in your life that can be attributed to #24. We'll get a list together and send it to MLSE.

[Gutchecktime]

It snowed today. I HATE snow.

Blame Bryan.

[jBuds]

I couldn't petition into a class I desperately needed (and wanted) for my major today. F'in Bryan McCabe. He took the last spot. It was a Civil War Literature class.

[lyrrad]

a turnover in our zone

[Desi]

I sharted.

[FreeBird]

He's here and not in Long Island were he and his wife would like to be, because even Charles Wong wasn't stupid enough to pay him what the Leafs did, can you say Yashin and Dipeitro.

[Subway Schenn]

- He injured Ponikarovsky in practice.

- He injured Wellwood in practice.

- He sucked.

- Leafs season to date.

- Every season that he has been a member of the TML.

[EazyB97]

I'll blame racism and vegetables on Bryan McCabe.

[tinfoilcup]

Why does McCabe deserve to be this weeks latest target of fan derision during the all-star break? Isn't he more deserving of all the invective you can spew during a full week of the regular nhl season schedule? That McCabe gets all the luck

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Originally Posted by tinfoilcup

Why does McCabe deserve to be this weeks latest target of fan derision during the all-star break? Isn't he more deserving of all the invective you can spew during a full week of the regular nhl season schedule? That McCabe gets all the luck

You're not very cheery.


I blame McCabe for that.

[Transported Upstater]

Originally Posted by tinfoilcup

Why does McCabe deserve to be this weeks latest target of fan derision during the all-star break? Isn't he more deserving of all the invective you can spew during a full week of the regular nhl season schedule? That McCabe gets all the luck

Wow, I haven't heard the word "invective" since the GRE's...

[Blue Brigade]

Originally Posted by DesiDaru

I sharted.

Oh my...

Clean up aisle #3

[mooseOAK]

Spawning pointless threads that spiral into the same old lies and crap.

[Pinto]

Don't forget world hunger!

[pox]

Any loss in the Olympics (including hockey)

[Scoogs]

War in Iraq.

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Originally Posted by pox

Any loss in the Olympics (including hockey)

I knew we should have won the discus toss in 88

[Volcanologist]

I don't think McCabe is over-criticized at all, which I assume is your point.

A no-movement clause? Does this guy think he's Bobby Orr?

As long as his play remains well below his paycheque, he's going to be sharted on(thanks Desi).

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Bryan McCabe ate my food.

[FreeBird]

The reason JFjr should never get another Job in Pro Hockey.

[shakes]

Originally Posted by Mess

Now his NMC contract is one of the worst team crippling contracts in NHL history in a cap World ..

Oh please, Mr.Melodrama. I certainly hope you are joking. It's hardly team crippling and he is third on the team in points, second to Kaberle in assists and leads the team in ice time. And you people call ME negative.

[EazyB97]

Wow, too many taking this too seriously.... I blame McCabe for that as well.

[Phelan]

I can't think of anything, and that's McCabe's fault.

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Originally Posted by shakes

Oh please, Mr.Melodrama. I certainly hope you are joking. It's hardly team crippling and he is third on the team in points, second to Kaberle in assists and leads the team in ice time. And you people call ME negative.

who are you anyways.

[Geese_Howard]

hole in the ozone layer is caused by his blunders and gaffs.

Kaberle is an environmentalist, he tries to save mccabes mistakes but there are far too many and he cant keep up.