Does Derian Hatcher wear make-up?
12-09-2005, 02:58 PM
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Does Derian Hatcher wear make-up?
His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.
12-09-2005, 03:00 PM
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12-09-2005, 03:12 PM
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this gets my vote for most awkward thread
12-09-2005, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Lindros_for_rizzle_
His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.
Uhhhhh. This is even a strange post by your standards. Oh yeah, in before the inevitable lock.
12-09-2005, 04:07 PM
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no, but I believe he does wear women's underwear for road games
12-09-2005, 05:11 PM
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I want a serious answer. Maybe he has said it in an interview or something cause his skin definitely looks not like the others.
12-09-2005, 05:12 PM
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Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?
12-09-2005, 06:16 PM
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Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?
Instant tan?
12-09-2005, 06:33 PM
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no, but I believe he does wear women's underwear for road games
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12-09-2005, 06:35 PM
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I heard that Marilyn Manson's real name is Derian Hatcher!
12-09-2005, 06:38 PM
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This thread just... leaves me speechless
12-09-2005, 06:43 PM
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I want a serious answer. Maybe he has said it in an interview or something cause his skin definitely looks not like the others.
Oh my god. Have you ever noticed how much hockey players sweat? How much the spray their faces with water? How often they rub their faces with towels? What do you think is more likely, that Derian Hatcher plays games with make up on his face, or that skin comes in all different colors and textures? Georges Laraque's skin tone is different from Ollie Jokinen's, is one of them wearing make up?
12-09-2005, 06:45 PM
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Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?
I heard he uses
La Mer moisturizing cream. It's a real steal too, just $1200.00 for 16.5 ounces.
12-09-2005, 06:49 PM
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Ever seen the sweat literally pourng off players during interviews between periods?
What do you think that would do to makeup were he to be wearing any during game?
My guess is it would get awfully smudged and end up looking pretty bad.
If Hatcher wears makeup I'm pretty certain he doesn't wear it during games.
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12-09-2005, 06:51 PM
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I've never paid much attention to the quality of NHLer's skin........
12-09-2005, 06:57 PM
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Derian Hatcher >>> Boy George
12-09-2005, 07:00 PM
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If that doesn't scream beauty, I don't know what does.......
12-09-2005, 07:04 PM
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Michael Jackson > Derian Hatcher
12-09-2005, 07:09 PM
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I need a Hatcher in Boy George garb avatar. In honour of this thread.
12-09-2005, 07:14 PM
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Time to open up the old photoshop... I smell a fad coming...
12-09-2005, 07:38 PM
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I hear he's into the new "Bea Arthur" line from Cover Girl.
12-09-2005, 07:46 PM
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Time to open up the old photoshop... I smell a fad coming...
Paint.Net + my artistic skills =
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12-09-2005, 07:51 PM
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Paint.Net + my artistic skills =
Looks like my grandma. Skates like her too.
12-09-2005, 07:51 PM
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Paint.Net + my artistic skills =
lol . .
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His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.
Are you the guy who asked how Tucker gets his skin so nicely taned?
12-09-2005, 07:51 PM
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His skin always looks so nice on the telly, itīs looks lean and soft, more than any other player and it looks like he is wearing make-up.
Hahahaha. OMG I laughed so hard reading this that I spilled all of my tequila!
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