ME!!! With Matt and Sherry This Saturday

dougiebrown · 11-24-2009, 09:56 PM

Hey all. My season ticket renewal gift was the guest radio broadcasting gig with Matt and Sherry. Just found out today that it's for this Saturday's game against the Islanders, and that I'll be broadcasting for an entire period, though I don't know which period yet(I'm guessing the 2nd).

Anyhow, would like to get everyone's feedback on how I do, thus the starting of this thread. Be as brutally honest as you'd care to be. I'm a big boy and can take it.

Wish me luck.

**Colin Whites Eye** · 11-24-2009, 09:59 PM

pretty sweet man, good luck. ill be at the game so i wont be able to hear it

Saugus · 11-24-2009, 09:59 PM

Pretty cool stuff, I didn't even know that was one of the gifts.

Good luck!

rolstonisuseless · 11-24-2009, 10:00 PM

wow, a whole period. I almost wish I won this, although I wouldn't last a period.

dougiebrown · 11-24-2009, 10:01 PM

Was surprised myself to find out it was a whole period. I thought it might be 1-2 segments between commercials. Really happy with the prize now.

Das Uber · 11-24-2009, 10:04 PM

I listened to them do this a couple of weeks ago. They're going to ask you a bunch of softball questions about why you love hockey and what's so great about The Rock blah blah. I say you completely hijack the broadcast. You might not last the entire period, but at least it would be a memorable experience.

Game Breaker · 11-24-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Das Uber

I listened to them do this a couple of weeks ago. They're going to ask you a bunch of softball questions about why you love hockey and what's so great about The Rock blah blah. I say you completely hijack the broadcast. You might not last the entire period, but at least it would be a memorable experience.

Sherry: So Mike, what do you love about the rock?

Mike: Not having my ears bleed listening to you.

Saugus · 11-24-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Das Uber

I listened to them do this a couple of weeks ago. They're going to ask you a bunch of softball questions about why you love hockey and what's so great about The Rock blah blah. I say you completely hijack the broadcast. You might not last the entire period, but at least it would be a memorable experience.

That would be hilarious to listen to.

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Originally Posted by Game Breaker

Sherry: So Mike, what do you love about the rock?

Mike: Not having my ears bleed listening to you.

I don't think she's that bad, actually. Call me crazy.

rolstonisuseless · 11-24-2009, 10:09 PM

that would be awesome if you made yourself a defacto color man.

just jump into any space that is given.

"You know, I don't quite understand why Andrew Peters is here. What do you two think about him?"

"I remember this player from 8-9 years ago, energy player, he liked to get in there and hit a bit, kinda like Sean Avery. What was his name... oh, Mike Jefferson... what ever happened to him?"

rolstonisuseless · 11-24-2009, 10:12 PM

"You know, Brian Rolston drives a Bentley. I drive a Saturn, there's something seriously wrong with that. And it overheats at the drop of a hat, and now that they don't exist anymore, there's nothing I can do about it!"

Das Uber · 11-24-2009, 10:14 PM

Just start throwing out random Doc and Chico-isms.

For example, Matt says "...and it's blocked away by Brodeur". You say, "Yea, good use of the waffle board there."

And then randomly interrupt one of them and say, "Ya know _______, I was talking to _________ this morning and....[insert story that goes nowhere].

dougiebrown · 11-24-2009, 10:14 PM

I'm with Saugus on this one. I think Sherry does a great job.

Saugus · 11-24-2009, 10:15 PM

I say you purposely screw up Bergfors's name and call him Forsberg the whole period.

+1000 if you say the words "bingo ball cage"

Game Breaker · 11-24-2009, 10:16 PM

Matt: What do you like most about hockey?
Mike: I like turtles.

Saugus · 11-24-2009, 10:20 PM

Make sure you bring up the Clarkaround and/or the Clarkdrag too.

dougiebrown · 11-24-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Game Breaker

Matt: What do you like most about hockey?
Mike: I like turtles.

That just cracked my **** up.

PariseforPresident · 11-24-2009, 10:23 PM

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Matt: What do you like most about hockey?
Mike: I like turtles.

This.

rolstonisuseless · 11-24-2009, 10:25 PM

that's such an awful question that it should be answered that way.

KidRobot · 11-24-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Das Uber

Just start throwing out random Doc and Chico-isms.

For example, Matt says "...and it's blocked away by Brodeur". You say, "Yea, good use of the waffle board there."

And then randomly interrupt one of them and say, "Ya know _______, I was talking to _________ this morning and....[insert story that goes nowhere].

I'd lol so hard at that.

dsarch · 11-24-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Game Breaker

Matt: What do you like most about hockey?
Mike: I like turtles.

ftw.

**njdevsfn95** · 11-24-2009, 10:33 PM

after reading this, i may have to tune into the radio.

If we score a PP goal you definitely must go "Its a POWERPLAY GOAL!"

If we score a SHG, definitely mock the **** out of it.

Dont forget "What Chaos." "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Play Continues."

Big Drive · 11-24-2009, 10:39 PM

do the Mike Miller raspy goal score

jkrdevil · 11-24-2009, 10:48 PM

Just talk about Petr Sykora's chinchilla. Who cares that he isn't on the team anymore and hasn't been for 7 years now.

That said they will probably have your mic cut off when it isn't your segment.

Saugus · 11-24-2009, 10:52 PM

Bring some of The Danis facts to public attention.

**pacmanghostx** · 11-24-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Drive

do the Mike Miller raspy goal score

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Originally Posted by Saugus

Bring some of The Danis facts to public attention.

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Originally Posted by Saugus

Make sure you bring up the Clarkaround and/or the Clarkdrag too.

These.