OT: Couple carey price joke haha
11-09-2009, 06:48 PM
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OT: Couple carey price joke haha
heres for a few laughs.
why is carey price so tanned? .... cause the red light is always on
( when you score the red light comes on...)
The other one:
Carey price tried to commit suicide so he went to a nearby train station to get hit by a train, but the train passed under his legs
Nice day to all.
11-09-2009, 06:51 PM
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I wanted to laugh, I really did.
11-09-2009, 06:56 PM
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corny...but gave me a smile
11-09-2009, 06:56 PM
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when you have to describe why your jokes are funny thats bad....
11-09-2009, 06:59 PM
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I'm confused as to the first one, why would a red light tan you?
11-09-2009, 07:02 PM
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11-09-2009, 07:07 PM
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lol. love the explanations. but this goes to show how lame our offense is.. we only managed to get 1 goal on 40 something shots past his tanned face.. and no goals on 2 shootout attempts
11-09-2009, 07:10 PM
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sometimes......
it just goes RIGHT through the 5 hole.
nuthin you can do
11-09-2009, 07:12 PM
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I could have sworn I heard the second joke told about Bill Buckner and the first joke told about Ross Brooks.
11-09-2009, 07:29 PM
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LucicIsGod
heres for a few laughs.
why is carey price so tanned? .... cause the red light is always on
(
when you score the red light comes on... )
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
11-09-2009, 07:31 PM
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heres for a few laughs.
why is carey price so tanned? .... cause the red light is always on
( when you score the red light comes on...)
The other one:
Carey price tried to commit suicide so he went to a nearby train station to get hit by a train, but the train passed under his legs
Nice day to all.
Seriously those jokes are both extremely old.
11-09-2009, 07:33 PM
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LucicIsGod
heres for a few laughs.
why is carey price so tanned? .... cause the red light is always on
( when you score the red light comes on...)
The other one:
Carey price tried to commit suicide so he went to a nearby train station to get hit by a train, but the train passed under his legs
Nice day to all.
Remember laughing the second one some time ago, but it was featuring Theo.
11-09-2009, 07:34 PM
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Sucks he stoled a point from us
11-09-2009, 07:47 PM
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11-09-2009, 07:52 PM
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The joke is this thread. Sorry, but did you really feel this was necessary and worthwhile? Old and corny jokes don't = thread-worthy.
11-09-2009, 08:16 PM
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The joke is this thread. Sorry, but did you really feel this was necessary and worthwhile? Old and corny jokes don't = thread-worthy.
ohh yea because your a mod... if you think they are not funny why bother leaving a post, go leave a post in a necessary thread.
11-09-2009, 08:23 PM
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I wanted to laugh, I really did.
I did laugh..........when I first heard these jokes about 20 years ago.
11-09-2009, 08:29 PM
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ohh yea because your a mod... if you think they are not funny why bother leaving a post, go leave a post in a necessary thread.
After 15 similar responses, you chose mine to quote and give me the old "you aren't a mod" comment? Please. You don't need to be a mod to have good judgment on what is, not only non-thread worthy, but just downright silly and clearly not worth creating a whole new thread for it. It's not rocket science. And It's called an opinion. And clearly, my opinion mirrors that of the rest of the comments laughing off how silly this thread is.
11-09-2009, 08:38 PM
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Considering he just beat us a few days ago, I guess the jokes on us.
11-09-2009, 08:49 PM
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Carey Price walks into a bar.
11-10-2009, 12:48 AM
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Considering he just beat us a few days ago, I guess the jokes on us.
lol.
11-10-2009, 01:23 AM
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Terrible terrible jokes
Why did Carey Price allow only one goal against the Bruins? Mike Komisarek wasn't there to score one with his head
Did you hear that Carey Price tried to kill himself? He wanted to die before the Montreal media killed him
Last edited by finchster: 11-10-2009 at 01:28 AM .
11-10-2009, 07:50 AM
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People, easy does it on the poor guy. How do we know he isn't like 8 years old? Could you imagine how hurt the guy must be to get all this backlash? Put yourself in his / her shoes.
11-10-2009, 08:10 AM
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If Price is so horrendous at stopping the puck, why did the Bruins just struggle to get one by him a few days ago? What does that say about the Bruins?!?
11-10-2009, 08:53 AM
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People, easy does it on the poor guy. How do we know he isn't like 8 years old? Could you imagine how hurt the guy must be to get all this backlash? Put yourself in his / her shoes.
finally somebody takes the high road.
why did the chicken cross the road?
the habs suck
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