A møøse ønce bit my sister...
11-06-2009, 11:24 PM
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A møøse ønce bit my sister...
Nø realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge — her brother-in-law — an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands øf an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”....
11-06-2009, 11:30 PM
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Sounds like she deserved it.
11-06-2009, 11:34 PM
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11-06-2009, 11:48 PM
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just a flesh wound!
11-06-2009, 11:52 PM
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Svenge?
11-06-2009, 11:55 PM
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11-06-2009, 11:56 PM
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that about covers it
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11-07-2009, 12:07 AM
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One of my favorite movies all time.
11-07-2009, 06:40 AM
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what movie is this, assuming some type of monty python?
11-07-2009, 11:31 AM
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Funniest opening credits of all time, unlikely to be topped.
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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11-07-2009, 12:56 PM
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11-07-2009, 01:13 PM
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Mynd you møøse bites kan be pretty nasti...
11-07-2009, 01:28 PM
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Damn, if only all intros in movies were similar to this one.
11-07-2009, 01:47 PM
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11-07-2009, 10:53 PM
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The best was the argument between the king and the peasant. "Well I didn't vote for you."
11-07-2009, 10:57 PM
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You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
11-07-2009, 11:13 PM
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The best was the argument between the king and the peasant. "Well I didn't vote for you."
"Now we see the violence inheritant in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody peasant!"
"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that?"
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11-07-2009, 11:14 PM
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Hope your sister bit the moose back
11-08-2009, 12:26 AM
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Møøse Trained by - Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda
Møøse Costumes by - Siggi Churchill
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by - Jurgen Wigg
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iera, wanna potty platta
11-08-2009, 12:31 AM
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"Now we see the violence inheritant in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody peasant!"
"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that?"
"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again."
11-08-2009, 01:11 AM
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"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again."
"That's what it's all about!"
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11-08-2009, 07:42 AM
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I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
11-08-2009, 07:49 AM
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