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11-06-2009, 11:24 PM
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A møøse ønce bit my sister...

Nø realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge — her brother-in-law — an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands øf an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”....
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Sounds like she deserved it.
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just a flesh wound!
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that about covers it
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One of my favorite movies all time.
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what movie is this, assuming some type of monty python?
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Mynd you møøse bites kan be pretty nasti...
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Damn, if only all intros in movies were similar to this one.
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The best was the argument between the king and the peasant. "Well I didn't vote for you."
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The best was the argument between the king and the peasant. "Well I didn't vote for you."
"Now we see the violence inheritant in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

"Bloody peasant!"

"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that?"

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Hope your sister bit the moose back
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Møøse Trained by - Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda

Møøse Costumes by - Siggi Churchill

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by - Jurgen Wigg
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"Now we see the violence inheritant in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

"Bloody peasant!"

"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that?"

"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again."
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"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again."
"That's what it's all about!"
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