Yeah, that just happened.

I'm speechless. I'm also kind of hungry.

Once again, i am foiled in my attempts to start off the thread :(

Once again, i am foiled in my attempts to start off the thread :(
I watched two episodes of MXC before going to bed last night. Such a great show.

******* was full

This is one long set.

This is one long set.

Yeah for sure, never seen anything like it!

This is one long set.

You mean Tennis sets don't normally go to 13-13?

******* was full

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-11870311283124/*******-red.gif

Finally The Set and Match is over.

i feel like a bad parent.... taking my 2 year old rottweiler to get neutered tomorrow :(

i feel like a bad parent.... taking my 2 year old rottweiler to get neutered tomorrow :(

Not really, considering the dog will love longer and be healthier.

Not really, considering the dog will love longer and be healthier.

and you won't have a 150lb dog trying to **** your leg like it's their last day on Earth.

I watched two episodes of MXC before going to bed last night. Such a great show.

what were the challenges?

among my favorites was a "Dash to Death" and the commentary was ridiculous...if only i could remember, lol

what were the challenges?

among my favorites was a "Dash to Death" and the commentary was ridiculous...if only i could remember, lol

What is the ripoff show that is done by NBC or something? I always forget the name of it...

What is the ripoff show that is done by NBC or something? I always forget the name of it...

Wipeout on ABC

the contestants failing is hilarious, tho the comedy is too wholesome.

MXC > Wipeout.

Wipeout on ABC

the contestants failing is hilarious, tho the comedy is too wholesome.

MXC > Wipeout.

Ahh, thank you. I love looking up both on YouTube in the wee hours of the morning.

Ahh, thank you. I love looking up both on YouTube in the wee hours of the morning.

I love looking up Fish for Bears in the wee hours of the morning.


all these butterflies
come from your beautiful soul
and you make me feel so wonderful

I love being home...I missed my HF family!!

what were the challenges?

among my favorites was a "Dash to Death" and the commentary was ridiculous...if only i could remember, lol
Yeah, "Dash to Death" is my favorite as well. It's the one with the "contraceptive sponges" and "ejaculator."

Anyway, I saw a winter sports edition that included a snowman version and "sinkers and floaters" as well as something called "sperm wheelers." The other episode I watched included "sinkers and floaters" and "wall bangers."

Monsters vs. Mascots is another great episode.
http://www.guba.com/watch/3000046180

I love being home...I missed my HF family!!

Too bad you missed all the Andy Greene fun.

Too bad you missed all the Andy Greene fun.

Yeah I'm pretty sure I didn't miss anything!

Yeah I'm pretty sure I didn't miss anything!

He was cast into hell, and then Lou forgave him for his sins and saved him.

Lou is like Jesus.

alright technical HDTV/soundbar question...i just got my soundbar and it works great with DVDs and stuff

is there anyway i can get the sound from my cable/Comcast to go through the soundbar? all thats coming out of the back of the cable box is the cable itself and the HDMI cable which both are currently connected to the TV

anyone got any ideas?

Just got back from Canada. I was making great time until I got to ****ing PA. They closed the right lane on I-81 for a mile, then opened both lanes back up for a mile, then closed the left lane for a mile, then opened both lanes back up for a mile, then closed the right lane again....

This **** happened for like 20 miles. And because everyone had to re-merge into one lane 20 times, it took me 2 hours to get through that stretch of highway.

Just got back from Canada. I was making great time until I got to ****ing PA. They closed the right lane on I-81 for a mile, then opened both lanes back up for a mile, then closed the left lane for a mile, then opened both lanes back up for a mile, then closed the right lane again....

This **** happened for like 20 miles. And because everyone had to re-merge into one lane 20 times, it took me 2 hours to get through that stretch of highway.





yea i drove back from VA today and what shouldve been a six hour trip MAYBE (i did it in 5 before) took over 8 hours total. i hate traffic like none other

alright technical HDTV/soundbar question...i just got my soundbar and it works great with DVDs and stuff

is there anyway i can get the sound from my cable/Comcast to go through the soundbar? all thats coming out of the back of the cable box is the cable itself and the HDMI cable which both are currently connected to the TV

anyone got any ideas?

There should be a way to connect the sound bar to your TV. I have a Logitech speaker system hooked up for my PS3. The HDMI cable goes from the PS3 into my TV and then I have audio cables from my TV that go to the speaker system.

There should be a way to connect the sound bar to your TV. I have a Logitech speaker system hooked up for my PS3. The HDMI cable goes from the PS3 into my TV and then I have audio cables from my TV that go to the speaker system.

LOLstation 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZFkXQKCuBc


bajs bajs bnjjs

Some of you guys will probably enjoy this site.

www.TED.com (Ideas Worth Spreading)


A few that I've enjoyed:


IU3V6zNER4g


Gj8IA6xOpSk


VO6XEQIsCoM


X-ywH1Vj8_U


(not too many of them are music related, but the few that are are really good)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZFkXQKCuBc


bajs bajs bnjjs

Everything OK over there?

yea i drove back from VA today and what shouldve been a six hour trip MAYBE (i did it in 5 before) took over 8 hours total. i hate traffic like none other

Whereabouts in VA?

I assume the majority of the traffic was on the Capital beltway?

There should be a way to connect the sound bar to your TV. I have a Logitech speaker system hooked up for my PS3. The HDMI cable goes from the PS3 into my TV and then I have audio cables from my TV that go to the speaker system.

Depends on your home theater system... and if it has HDMI switching.

HDMI carries the audio and video both - so if you run the HDMI out of your cablebox and ps3 into your home theater system, it should have HDMI output that you then run 1 HDMI pass-through to your tv and whichever input you select, it automatically switches to that source video as well and you don't have to mess with multiple audio/video runs.

There should be a way to connect the sound bar to your TV. I have a Logitech speaker system hooked up for my PS3. The HDMI cable goes from the PS3 into my TV and then I have audio cables from my TV that go to the speaker system.


yea i didnt look at it in depth to be honest so ill check it out after work today



Whereabouts in VA?

I assume the majority of the traffic was on the Capital beltway?



Richmond area (midlothian)...and to be honest there was traffic for pretty much everywhere in places haha it was awful



Depends on your home theater system... and if it has HDMI switching.

HDMI carries the audio and video both - so if you run the HDMI out of your cablebox and ps3 into your home theater system, it should have HDMI output that you then run 1 HDMI pass-through to your tv and whichever input you select, it automatically switches to that source video as well and you don't have to mess with multiple audio/video runs.




yea i have to see if there are 2 HDMI slots. ill check on it more later

Just got back from Canada. I was making great time until I got to ****ing PA. They closed the right lane on I-81 for a mile, then opened both lanes back up for a mile, then closed the left lane for a mile, then opened both lanes back up for a mile, then closed the right lane again....

This **** happened for like 20 miles. And because everyone had to re-merge into one lane 20 times, it took me 2 hours to get through that stretch of highway.

Don't even talk to me about I-81.

I go to school in and work 2 of every 3 weeks out of Ithaca, NY but operate out of Jersey the rest of the time so I make the the drive between the two very often, as a matter of fact I'm driving up to Ithaca tonight after spending the 4th at home. I-81 is the bane of my existence, so much so, I stopped driving at reasonable hours and only drive up or back after 10pm at night to avoid the inevitible traffic jams and slowdowns that result from that godforsaken stretch of highway.

Sometimes, it's so bad, I long for the Turnpike.

Richmond area (midlothian)...and to be honest there was traffic for pretty much everywhere in places haha it was awful


Ah, ok. My Godmother lives down near there in Short Pump, and I went to school an hour away.

I go up to Baltimore all the time, and it's about 45 minutes in no traffic, and about 2 and a half hours if the sun is up.

Don't even talk to me about I-81.

I go to school in and work 2 of every 3 weeks out of Ithaca, NY but operate out of Jersey the rest of the time so I make the the drive between the two very often, as a matter of fact I'm driving up to Ithaca tonight after spending the 4th at home. I-81 is the bane of my existence, so much so, I stopped driving at reasonable hours and only drive up or back after 10pm at night to avoid the inevitible traffic jams and slowdowns that result from that godforsaken stretch of highway.

Sometimes, it's so bad, I long for the Turnpike.

I hate I-81 as well, but don't have to use it as much to get to Ithaca because I'm coming from CT. I'm only on 81 between Binghamton and the Whitney Point exit, and it still sucks.

Let me tell you about an awful road though. Rte 17 is my nemesis. It winds through the Catskills, connecting I-84 and I-81. There is literally nothing of interest on the road, but it is so winding and mountainous that you can't speed through it. Furthermore, the cops love to use it as a speed trap, so in the areas you can go fast, you shouldn't. I found this out the hard way. I got a ticket in a town with a population of 305. I don't even remember the name of it, it's so unimportant, West Bumble**** or something. So ya, I hate Rte 17.

My 10 year high school reunion is on Friday...except for the hair color, I don't think I've changed one bit!

http://jthsclassof99.com/photos/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=232&g2_serialNumber=2

My 10 year high school reunion is on Friday...except for the hair color, I don't think I've changed one bit!

http://jthsclassof99.com/photos/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=232&g2_serialNumber=2

Pretty much the same!

HF looks good for his age too... class of '36

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6295/30479956.jpg

:biglaugh: HOLY ****

lady gaga has semi topless pics out there

The musicals in Rescue Me have to stop.

The musicals in Rescue Me have to stop.

Totally agree!! It's getting borderline creepy now.

My 10 year high school reunion is on Friday...except for the hair color, I don't think I've changed one bit!

http://jthsclassof99.com/photos/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=232&g2_serialNumber=2

you're the one in the shades, right?

you're the one in the shades, right?

http://vashluv.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cougar_01tfk.jpg

Pretty much the same!

HF looks good for his age too... class of '36

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6295/30479956.jpg

Jesus Christ...:facepalm::biglaugh:

you're the one in the shades, right?

He's actually dead. Committed suicide a few years ago...

http://vashluv.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cougar_01tfk.jpg

And forget that...what about this?

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs116.snc1/4852_1169758649910_1406304060_465465_6447624_n.jpg

Jesus Christ...:facepalm::biglaugh:

awww you Big Hearted Herbert... :laugh:

"on the tuba blowing note-os!"

And forget that...what about this?

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs116.snc1/4852_1169758649910_1406304060_465465_6447624_n.jpg

Just the thought of you with anything that kill something is terrifying.

Just the thought of you with anything that kill something is terrifying.

What's that supposed to mean HF? :sarcasm:

So...next year I'll be up at Fr. Drum for 2 weeks for my annual training!

Only a short ride to Canada...THANK GOODNESS!!

Didn't we just have a BoA sucks discussion?

http://consumerist.com/5308363/bank-of-america-bans-customer-for-life

Didn't we just have a BoA sucks discussion?

http://consumerist.com/5308363/bank-of-america-bans-customer-for-life

I'd expect something like that from Citi. Thank God I wouldn't be caught dead working for them.:sarcasm:

Didn't we just have a BoA sucks discussion?

http://consumerist.com/5308363/bank-of-america-bans-customer-for-life

OMG do they ever! I love how they can't do anything till a transaction I never made goes through. :facepalm:....................I rather drive up hill to TD then to go across the street to BOA.

*****es aint **** but hoes and tricks

Stupid question but I keep second guessing myself, what was Marty's # in Utica?

Stupid question but I keep second guessing myself, what was Marty's # in Utica?

Not sure, but I bet it started with (315)... Just 7 more numbers to go.



lady gaga has semi topless pics out there

I hope you mean that there are pictures of her with the top of her head sliced off and confirmation of the kill.

He's actually dead. Committed suicide a few years ago...

so . . . you're a zombie?

Totally agree!! It's getting borderline creepy now. What are ya kidding?? I look forward to watching those creepy musicals with you every week!! :nod:

so . . . you're a zombie?

:facepalm:

i needs a loff

lV8nOLsf9HU

saw Public Enemies tonight. it was at about the same level as American Gangster. nothing incredible.

saw Public Enemies tonight. it was at about the same level as American Gangster. nothing incredible.

That's a pretty good assessment. Good movie but I'm not sure I'm going to buy the DVD.

*****es aint **** but hoes and tricks

Jp3Y8jiIQ04

:facepalm:

Thanks. I'll be here all week, and next week I'll be at the Laughing Stick over on 14th.

*****es aint **** but hoes and tricks

UQqx5EsbSfY

PgPH0tYXJrA

Jp3Y8jiIQ04

Story of my life. lol

Story of my life. lol

IuKOc_Mpumc

IuKOc_Mpumc

I was 3 when this came out.......

I miss a lot of 90's music brings me back to my childhood especially listening to z100 when it was good while heading to baseball practice or games.


I HATE GROWING UP!

Jp3Y8jiIQ04

I can almost play this on a piano, I was piss drunk trying it the other day at a friends house.

I am sorry Mr. Much, the state of New Jersey cannot extend your unemployment even though you have worked constantly since you were 16 years old and are in college.
But ****ing 4 million dollars of tax payers money can be spent on a funeral for a kid toucher

i needs a loff

lV8nOLsf9HU

go to ytmnd.com
search cosby
laugh for days

sooo all of the sudden youtube works for me at work? awesome

sooo all of the sudden youtube works for me at work? awesome

Do you have websense? My old job had it and for some reason it vanished for about 2 months and it was the best 2 months of my life.

we have FortiGuard

http://hyrdoagain.ytmnd.com/

Do you have websense? My old job had it and for some reason it vanished for about 2 months and it was the best 2 months of my life.

:scared:

i couldnt even access Yahoo! Finance to follow the stock market. you'd figure teachers with 403(b)s (the education form of a 401k) would be allowed to watch their portfolio grow or disintegrate, right?

Websense is the bane of the human race.

Websense is the bane of the human race.

absolutely. they disabled it on the last day of the year (virtually no students) and it was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!!!

We figured out how to disable Websense in high school. It was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMIL54Xsc9w&feature=related

We figured out how to disable Websense in high school. It was awesome.

i know people that would pay a lot of money for information of this importance.

i will make you an offer you cant refuse.

if anyone can figure out how to break FortiGuard for me ill pay you many munniez

Why does my manager ALWAYS insist on talking hockey with me when he knows jack squat? :rant:

i know people that would pay a lot of money for information of this importance.

i will make you an offer you cant refuse.

That was several years ago. I'm sure they've jacked up their security since then.

Why does my manager ALWAYS insist on talking hockey with me when he knows jack squat? :rant:

I haaate that. I'm always glad people make the effort, but it sucks when they say things that are blatantly incorrect and you have to just stand there and nod. If you call them out, you come off as a pretentious jerk.

I haaate that. I'm always glad people make the effort, but it sucks when they say things that are blatantly incorrect and you have to just stand there and nod. If you call them out, you come off as a pretentious jerk.

He asked me what I thought about the Devils new coach....:shakehead

Then when he asked me what happened to Sutter I said what I needed to say and he said, I guess you didn't like his decision. I said "NO" and left it at that.

This dude just doesn't get it...:help:

I haaate that. I'm always glad people make the effort, but it sucks when they say things that are blatantly incorrect and you have to just stand there and nod. If you call them out, you come off as a pretentious jerk.

Yep. That is basically all of the kids in my high school barring one or two of them. We where talking about the best player in the NHL, and this kid comes out of no where and is like, Marian Hossa zomg best player evarrrrr. :facepalm: It is kinda nice though because I have learned so much from being on the boards, that now everyone who has a hockey question comes to me to answer it. Even some teachers hahaha.

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Yep. That is basically all of the kids in my high school barring one or two of them. We where talking about the best player in the NHL, and this kid comes out of no where and is like, Marian Hossa zomg best player evarrrrr. :facepalm: It is kinda nice though because I have learned so much from being on the boards, that now everyone who has a hockey question comes to me to answer it. Even some teachers hahaha.

teh interweb isn't ALL that bad...youre smart(er) now!!

I was 3 when this came out.......

I miss a lot of 90's music brings me back to my childhood especially listening to z100 when it was good while heading to baseball practice or games.


I HATE GROWING UP!

you just made me feel old.

noooooo :/

<-- Very excited for the coming semester since I look like I still belong in college. "Sure I have a place right near campus"

I haaate that. I'm always glad people make the effort, but it sucks when they say things that are blatantly incorrect and you have to just stand there and nod. If you call them out, you come off as a pretentious jerk.

The worst is when a girl pretends to be interested in hockey because she likes me. I can tell she doesn't actually care, but since she asked about it I'm going to try and explain things because I appreciate her efforts to connect with me. Then when she still doesn't get it because she wasn't actually interested, it's just annoying. This has happened with three women already. Sometimes I wish she'd be more genuine and admit she doesn't care, other times I wish she'd figure it out and start to like it for herself. We can always use more female puckheads.

The worst is when a girl pretends to be interested in hockey because she likes me. I can tell she doesn't actually care, but since she asked about it I'm going to try and explain things because I appreciate her efforts to connect with me. Then when she still doesn't get it because she wasn't actually interested, it's just annoying. This has happened with three women already. Sometimes I wish she'd be more genuine and admit she doesn't care, other times I wish she'd figure it out and start to like it for herself. We can always use more female puckheads.

The worst is when girls decide to root for a team you hate (Flyers/Rangers) to be flirtatious in a twisted ****ing way. Drives me ape ****.

The worst is when girls decide to root for a team you hate (Flyers/Rangers) to be flirtatious in a twisted ****ing way. Drives me ape ****.

My last one was a Devils fan before, it was the reason we met. The ex ex was a "I am a Rangers fan because my dad is" girl, and then she switched because of me and still is.

The worst is when girls decide to root for a team you hate (Flyers/Rangers) to be flirtatious in a twisted ****ing way. Drives me ape ****.

Ya I had one try that with me. I asked her why she is a Ranger fan and she couldn't tell me. I asked her who her favourite player on the team is, and she says Gretzky. This was two years ago. :facepalm:

The worst is when girls decide to root for a team you hate (Flyers/Rangers) to be flirtatious in a twisted ****ing way. Drives me ape ****.

No, the worst is when a girl you like says "oh, I've never watched hockey - I like basketball mostly..."

:facepalm:

"next"

No, the worst is when a girl you like says "oh, I've never watched hockey - I like basketball mostly..."

:facepalm:

"next"

Shes probably a size queen

The worst is when girls decide to root for a team you hate (Flyers/Rangers) to be flirtatious in a twisted ****ing way. Drives me ape ****.

I told my girlfriend, "And if you ever even joke about being a Rangers fan, I'm breaking up with you on the spot. No question about it."

She agreed. :laugh:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-deer-are-lost.jpg

looks more like a farside cartoon than anything else...

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Way to go A Hole

I've dated Devils fans..it never worked. I'm dating a Rangers fan, it's been almost 2 years. GO FIGURE!!

My girlfriend has gradually learned the general abilities/styles of the Devils prospects. :nod:

Last season, when Salvo was out, I remember her saying something along the lines of "It'd be nice if they called up Corrente because I think he adds more of the grittiness that Salvador brings to the lineup than Andy Greene". My heart leapt. (Clearly, she would fit in just fine here.)

My girlfriend has gradually learned the general abilities/styles of the Devils prospects. :nod:

Last season, when Salvo was out, I remember her saying something along the lines of "It'd be nice if they called up Corrente because I think he adds more of the grittiness that Salvador brings to the lineup than Andy Greene". My heart leapt. (Clearly, she would fit in just fine here.)

:facepalm:

:facepalm:

Don't hate cuz it's true.

The worst is when a girl pretends to be interested in hockey because she likes me. I can tell she doesn't actually care, but since she asked about it I'm going to try and explain things because I appreciate her efforts to connect with me. Then when she still doesn't get it because she wasn't actually interested, it's just annoying. This has happened with three women already. Sometimes I wish she'd be more genuine and admit she doesn't care, other times I wish she'd figure it out and start to like it for herself. We can always use more female puckheads.

took me over 2 years to get her to a game...and it has been a wonderful ride since.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-deer-are-lost.jpg

looks more like a farside cartoon than anything else...

the Farside RULES. :yo:

My girlfriend has gradually learned the general abilities/styles of the Devils prospects. :nod:

Last season, when Salvo was out, I remember her saying something along the lines of "It'd be nice if they called up Corrente because I think he adds more of the grittiness that Salvador brings to the lineup than Andy Greene". My heart leapt. (Clearly, she would fit in just fine here.)

the other night my g/f and i argued about the upcoming season. she's all doom and gloom and i'm all "Devils gonna rule, man!"

well, not exactly, but it was a lot of fun :)

i told her, if they hire Lemaire, to write "THE END IS NEAR" on a poster and picket back and forth in front of the parking garage :laugh:

Don't hate cuz it's true.

I guess since you think you know everything...we should believe you! :sarcasm:

My girlfriend has gradually learned the general abilities/styles of the Devils prospects. :nod:

Last season, when Salvo was out, I remember her saying something along the lines of "It'd be nice if they called up Corrente because I think he adds more of the grittiness that Salvador brings to the lineup than Andy Greene". My heart leapt. (Clearly, she would fit in just fine here.)

You marry that girl, and you do it now. :laugh:

I guess since you know everything...we inferiors should believe you! :handclap:

I totally agree.

I totally agree.

You're head can't/will never be as big as GB's....so I suggest backing away now!

You marry that girl, and you do it now. :laugh:

It's alllll part of the plaaan.


You're head can't/will never be as big as GB's....so I suggest backing away now!

Yakitate for ADMIN 09.

You're head can't/will never be as big as GB's....so I suggest backing away now!

ad3Hzsy1-20

tPh_wAQtzm4

took me over 2 years to get her to a game...and it has been a wonderful ride since.



the Farside RULES. :yo:



the other night my g/f and i argued about the upcoming season. she's all doom and gloom and i'm all "Devils gonna rule, man!"

well, not exactly, but it was a lot of fun :)

i told her, if they hire Lemaire, to write "THE END IS NEAR" on a poster and picket back and forth in front of the parking garage :laugh:

I bet it has. ;):sarcasm::facepalm:

It's alllll part of the plaaan.




Yakitate for ADMIN 09.

Home boy be trippin.

Charlie T has some moves

I just got a call from a co-worker that it's raining out and I left my windows open....oh boy!

I just got a call from a co-worker that it's raining out and I left my windows open....oh boy!

can we get some of that? It's 90, humid, and we're in a drought.

can we get some of that? It's 90, humid, and we're in a drought.

Absolutely...I'm tired of the rain! Although, I do have a softball game (if it doesn't get canceled), so if it cooled down, I'd be okay with that!

I just got a call from a co-worker that it's raining out and I left my windows open....oh boy!

So hopefully you posted this AFTER you went to check... :shakehead

So hopefully you posted this AFTER you went to check... :shakehead

Nope...I'm not going out in the rain to close my windows...the seats will dry!

Nope...I'm not going out in the rain to close my windows...the seats will dry!

:laugh:

I take it you don't really keep anything in your car then? That's probably good, lol

:laugh:

I take it you don't really keep anything in your car then? That's probably good, lol

It was actually clean..and they were only cracked! The only thing that's in there that could be a problem is my school books, but they can always be replaced.

Hmmm I feel so good right now. Went on an hour hike in the woods with my friend and just missed the rain.

**** sunburn

Went to the beach yesterday for the first time in maybe two year.. The sun kicked my ass and I'm a lobster

**** sunburn

Went to the beach yesterday for the first time in maybe two year.. The sun kicked my ass and I'm a lobster

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/sunburn_slap_mark.jpg

The rain caught me in the middle of running the Brick Reservoir which is 3 miles long and I was halfway through.
It was refreshing.

**** sunburn

Went to the beach yesterday for the first time in maybe two year.. The sun kicked my ass and I'm a lobster

LOL...yeah that sun SUCKS!!

I was at the beach on Saturday for 2 hours...forgot a few spots with the sunscreen and I'm paying for it!

**** sunburn

Went to the beach yesterday for the first time in maybe two year.. The sun kicked my ass and I'm a lobster

This is one reason I love being brown. I can't sunburn. I could sit in the sun all day and never burn. I'd probably develop skin cancer and die from it by sitting out that long before I'd burn.

I do tan ridiculously fast though. Sometimes I'll be driving, and when I get out of the car, one arm will be noticeably darker than the other. That can get annoying.

**** sunburn

Went to the beach yesterday for the first time in maybe two year.. The sun kicked my ass and I'm a lobster

What is this "sunburn" you people speak of?

I've worked in the sun so long that I barely get sunburned anymore, I just tan.

And I'm Irish and German. Weird.

I stay pretty tan throughout the year. Not that difficult, being Korean.



ps. This is one of the best albums of the 90's.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Tubthumper.jpg

I spent all weekend outside. The only part of my body that burned was my face.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Tubthumper.jpg

:handclap:

ps. This is one of the best albums of the 90's.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Tubthumper.jpg

Ah damn, now that stupid song is stuck in my head. Fantastic.

Ah damn, now that stupid song is stuck in my head. Fantastic.

Such a shame this band never "made it" because that song was too popular. They had some other really great songs.

Ah damn, now that stupid song is stuck in my head. Fantastic.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN



That's actually one of the worst songs on the album, despite being awesome.

i just have to laugh at broads that feel the need to waste money and go tanning when its 80 and beautifully sunny out

broad is the best word ever

i just have to laugh at broads that feel the need to waste money and go tanning when its 80 and beautifully sunny out

I went fishing for an hour the other day and I'm twice as tan as any girl I know that pays to tan. Lulz.

broad is the best word ever

Yes it is.

i just have to laugh at broads that feel the need to waste money and go tanning when its 80 and beautifully sunny out

The funniest thing to me is the girls who use the fake tan cream and think it makes them look good. It turns them bloody orange, who thinks that looks good? Sometimes it's so bad I feel like asking them what Willy Wonka is like in real life.

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, you broad.

LOL it really is the best word ever.


Oh, and the idiots who go tanning rather than spending time in the sun ensure that my girlfriend has a summer job.

The Burbs is one awesome movie.

"Satan is good, Satan is our Pal"

broad is the best word ever

dame is also a pretty good word.

dame implies classy broads though...at least to me

I always liked toots

I've studied abroad...or two.

I always liked toots

sugartits?

sugartits?


Pumpkintits:sarcasm:

I guess being italian, and not the northern white italian, prevents me from burning. I think I legit burned once, and that was last memorial day when we went to the beach. My shoulders are still slightly discolored from it.

Originally posted by Game Breaker
I guess being italian, and not the northern white italian, prevents me from burning. I think I legit burned once, and that was last memorial day when we went to the beach. My shoulders are still slightly discolored from it.
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You got one of those year round tans going on then huh?

Being the mick kraut that I am I get red first, then a nice lobster pink, then I shed my skin like a snake and somehow remain white and untanned.

I bet it has. ;):sarcasm::facepalm:


bigtime :facepalm: i set myself open for that one, :laugh:

**** sunburn

Went to the beach yesterday for the first time in maybe two year.. The sun kicked my ass and I'm a lobster

i did yesterday and my torso is pink. probably spent 30minutes in the sun and definitely **** that ****

I guess being italian, and not the northern white italian, prevents me from burning. I think I legit burned once, and that was last memorial day when we went to the beach. My shoulders are still slightly discolored from it.

from my dad its Naples-area origin, but my mom needs to be Irish :shakehead so half the time i don't get burned real bad, lol

You got one of those year round tans going on then huh?

Being the mick kraut that I am I get red first, then a nice lobster pink, then I shed my skin like a snake and somehow remain white and untanned.
I used to tan, but now I do this. It sucks, so I just avoid the sun/slather on tons of super-high SPF sunscreen.

I used to tan, but now I do this. It sucks, so I just avoid the sun/slather on tons of super-high SPF sunscreen.

me too, I don't understand what the deal with this is. and I get those burns where afterwards, you feel the rays of the sun burning you. lots of fun.

oh yeah, my avatar beats your avatar

kAiLxY4Czxs

I think we need a little Samuel L Jackson in here to balance out all the white folks who can't tan properly.

bigtime :facepalm: i set myself open for that one, :laugh:



i did yesterday and my torso is pink. probably spent 30minutes in the sun and definitely **** that ****



from my dad its Naples-area origin, but my mom needs to be Irish :shakehead so half the time i don't get burned real bad, lol

My dad is from Naples as well, but my mom is Sicilian, and that's what I show which is nice.

my dad was born in reggio-calabria

kAiLxY4Czxs

I think we need a little Samuel L Jackson in here to balance out all the white folks who can't tan properly.
"It's not my fault!"

I do love a good star wars reference. I'm probably the biggest geek here.

http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/6570685.html

What he did was definitely weird, but it seems harmless. ****ing political correctness is ruining this country.

This is the real kicker:

Powers noted that the inquiries to Boffa came from parents whose children have not had Rosenblum as a teacher.

People need to mind their own ****ing business. If their kid wasn't involved, they have no reason to butt in.

Finally got into Sonic tonight. About time. Took me easier to drive down to Waretown than it did to drive .1 mile up 17 north to get into it.

Have to say, it was pretty good (again) despite what I've heard.

Sonic is the jam! I love the one in that ****** area 20 minutes south of Toms River. 44oz slushies, oh hell yes.

Apple bought me dinner and beer tonight because we sell so many Macs.

Evidently I'm going to Rehoboth Beach, DE this weekend. Anyone ever been there?

finally found two of the greatest MXC moments of all time, i have no idea how to embed it (don't think its possible)

1)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=98241

2)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1f6qu_mxc-fat-lady_extreme

Evidently I'm going to Rehoboth Beach, DE this weekend. Anyone ever been there?

Yes, I was there a couple weeks ago. My friend from college lives in the neighbouring town Bethany Beach and I was visiting him. Nice beaches, decent boardwalk. If the weather's good it should be a good time. Bars in Rehoboth are kind of lame but whatever. If you don't mind driving a bit down the coast there are better bars in Ocean City.

Yes, I was there a couple weeks ago. My friend from college lives in the neighbouring town Bethany Beach and I was visiting him. Nice beaches, decent boardwalk. If the weather's good it should be a good time. Bars in Rehoboth are kind of lame but whatever. If you don't mind driving a bit down the coast there are better bars in Ocean City.

Yeah it's a family reunion.

But my Mom's family is 100% raging New Jersey Italian women. So if we're not at bars, we're somewhere else drunk.

Yes, I was there a couple weeks ago. My friend from college lives in the neighbouring town Bethany Beach and I was visiting him. Nice beaches, decent boardwalk. If the weather's good it should be a good time. Bars in Rehoboth are kind of lame but whatever. If you don't mind driving a bit down the coast there are better bars in Ocean City.

OC is a bit of a trip if there's people in your way, even though it's only a 25-30 minute drive if no one is.

Rehoboth is where the fancy people go. people like me go to OC.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41909

who wants a fully effed up clip?? click up there.

Bid on Devil's items in the NHL auction.

That Marty signed rookie card graded Mint has me intrigued...

http://auction.nhl.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/Search?merchant_rn=12717464&GO_SEARCH=YES&textsearch=New+Jersey+Devils&status=O

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41909

who wants a fully effed up clip?? click up there.

http://www.scienceontv.com/files/2008/12/whale-wars.jpg

"I think it's great..."

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http://www.scienceontv.com/files/2008/12/whale-wars.jpg

"I think it's great..."

Paul Watson is the man. I love whale wars.

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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.

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Paul Watson is the man. I love whale wars.

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That show is like watching a head-on collision between a moped and bicycle... sounds good to watch, then you feel like you've been taken at the end. 10 minutes of real drama in an hour show.

I just laugh at the massive expenses and efforts they go through to basically pull up close to a whaling boat and basically throw stink bombs... :laugh:

Flipping boats, nearly sinking from getting caught in ice, losing power, all in what equates to rolling up to a drug dealer's den and throwing water balloons. Are the results really worth the risk?

I'll keep watching though...

Oh - and no way he was shot - that was shrapnel from the flashbang at best. You get shot and at the very least you get a big ass bruise on your chest and knocked down even if the vest stops the slug (which that "slug" they dug out was rounded, not compressed with a mushroomed head).

That show is like watching a head-on collision between a moped and bicycle... sounds good to watch, then you feel like you've been taken at the end. 10 minutes of real drama in an hour show.

I just laugh at the massive expenses and efforts they go through to basically pull up close to a whaling boat and basically throw stink bombs... :laugh:

Flipping boats, nearly sinking from getting caught in ice, losing power, all in what equates to rolling up to a drug dealer's den and throwing water balloons. Are the results really worth the risk?

I'll keep watching though...

Oh - and no way he was shot - that was shrapnel from the flashbang at best. You get shot and at the very least you get a big ass bruise on your chest and knocked down even if the vest stops the slug (which that "slug" they dug out was rounded, not compressed with a mushroomed head).

The pursuit is what really hurts the whalers. As your seeing this time around they are trying everything in their power to throw sea-Shepard off. They know they will never fully shut them down but if they can chip away at their profits each yr it does ultimately hurt them. I guess the show is a lot better to those who fully believe in their cause( yes i know they hollywood it up some with the fake gunshot and all ) . I've always been a big supporter of animal rights and what not sense I was a kid... granted PETA is a bunch of morons. If i had the extra time and money to spare i'd volunteer with sea Sheppard.

Results from this yr's campaign

http://www.seashepherd.org/operation-musashi/

The pursuit is what really hurts the whalers. As your seeing this time around they are trying everything in their power to throw sea-Shepard off. They know they will never fully shut them down but if they can chip away at their profits each yr it does ultimately hurt them. I guess the show is a lot better to those who fully believe in their cause( yes i know they hollywood it up some with the fake gunshot and all ) . I've always been a big supporter of animal rights and what not sense I was a kid... granted PETA is a bunch of morons. If i had the extra time and money to spare i'd volunteer with sea Sheppard.

Results from this yr's campaign

http://www.seashepherd.org/operation-musashi/

I really question those results... I'm sure they have impacted the whaler's business, but to the tune of $10M+...??? I suspect if it were to get that costly there would be more severe actions taken against them by now.

It's a good cause - I'm all for shutting down illegal whaling, I just don't know that their "radical" approach is really the best alternative given the results vs. risk - and who is most likely to take the action most "severe" of the two parties locked in battle here.

At the very least, this is getting exposure to the issue which is probably the biggest victory of all.

Illegal whaling? What happened to international diplomacy, the rule of law, hello?

I thought the hallmark of western society was legal discourse as opposed to acting like a bunch of lawless Sudanese rebels with machetes walking through the streets

Those morons are putting people’s lives at risk with the stunts they are playing; not only the whalers, but their own.

When did an animal’s life become more important than a person’s? That is why this society is completely twisted.

/mypoliticosrant

going to vegas for Labor Day weekend....itll be my 2nd time there in 13 months, and this time my girlfriend won't be attending

going to vegas for Labor Day weekend....itll be my 2nd time there in 13 months, and this time my girlfriend won't be attending

1. That's good!
2. Are things going better the 2nd time around?

well this is a different girlfriend then last time, but yes, things are going pretty good i think!

this trip is going to be all guys haha

NBA salary cap news:
The new figures for 2009-10 just announced by the league have set the salary cap at $57.7 million per team -- down $1 million from $58.7 from 2008-09 -- and the luxury-tax threshold at $69.9 million.
In a memo announcing next season's salary cap and luxury-tax threshold, sent out shortly before the league's annual July moratorium on signings and trades was lifted at 12:01 a.m. Wednesday, NBA teams also received tentative projections from the league warning that the cap is estimated to drop to somewhere between $50.4 million and $53.6 million for the 2010-11 season.

Source:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4312837

I am going to guess NHL will go to around the figures NHL also.

Illegal whaling? What happened to international diplomacy, the rule of law, hello?

I thought the hallmark of western society was legal discourse as opposed to acting like a bunch of lawless Sudanese rebels with machetes walking through the streets

Those morons are putting people’s lives at risk with the stunts they are playing; not only the whalers, but their own.

When did an animal’s life become more important than a person’s? That is why this society is completely twisted.

/mypoliticosrant

Episode 3 of this season put this whole debate to rest. A Japanese whaler had fallen over board. Sea Shepard had run up on the ENTIRE fleet. Perfect time to launch a attack. But what did they do ? Offered their hand to the japs to try and find the surely dead sailor. The response they got from the japs was basically a **** you don't help us. So they stood pat as long as they could. Eventually they had to make their way back to Melbourne to refuel and start stage two of their mission.

No one on that boat doesn't understand the risks and the lengths they might have to go to save whales. It's something everyone on that boat feels strongly about.

Episode 3 of this season put this whole debate to rest. A Japanese whaler had fallen over board. Sea Shepard had run up on the ENTIRE fleet. Perfect time to launch a attack. But what did they do ? Offered their hand to the japs to try and find the surely dead sailor. The response they got from the japs was basically a **** you don't help us. So they stood pat as long as they could. Eventually they had to make their way back to Melbourne to refuel and start stage two of their mission.

No one on that boat doesn't understand the risks and the lengths they might have to go to save whales. It's something everyone on that boat feels strongly about.

"The japs"???

Uhmm, ahh, You sound like a 1940's Bugs Bunny cartoon.

They should be fighting for laws and or treaties with enforcement behind them. You don’t go all Charles Bronson on people, especially not over animals.

There are children dying because of lack of adequate legal protection, probably a few in your own town or county, the last thing I’m going to worry about is an animal.

Vigilantism in defense of an animal is acceptable to you -- Sounds rather absurd to me.

I would suggest they head to the inner city and spray crack dealers with Super Soakers to solve the drug problem as well. Seems like a much more worthwhile cause.

It took me a good five minutes to finally realize that this conversation wasn't about Hartford.

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Whale Wars is sick, I love that show.

It's like the Deadliest Catch, except they're saving animals this time. And they're much nerdier.

going to vegas for Labor Day weekend....itll be my 2nd time there in 13 months, and this time my girlfriend won't be attending

Sweeeeeeet. Where are you staying? I have the itch to go back though I just went in March. One of my friends is trying to get some of us to go in August, but I don't want to take actual vacation time from work being as I just starting working here as a full time employee.

well this is a different girlfriend then last time, but yes, things are going pretty good i think!

this trip is going to be all guys haha

http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/hangover-poster-chicken.jpg

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They should be fighting for laws and or treaties with enforcement behind them. You don’t go all Charles Bronson on people, especially not over animals.

I do wish it was that easy. Strict laws exist with endangered land mammals as well but we still see heavy instances of poaching in Asia and Africa. Sadly, theres plenty of governments who share your sentiment, 'It's an animal, who cares'. I'm not going to hold my breath to see any serious action against animal poaching.

I think the main benefit of Whale Wars is to raise awareness. I can understand that you don't feel the same way I do but this seems to me like the only way to seriously raise awareness.

Whale Wars is sick, I love that show.

It's like the Deadliest Catch, except they're saving animals this time. And they're much nerdier.

they need to introduce some subplots on the ship like who of the crew is sneaking around and sleeping with who; have a bar on the ship and show some drunken arguments and better yet have a captain's mast for violations of the crew code of conduct... and vote 1 crewmember off each week for not pulling their weight in duties.

NOW you have a show.

Better yet - do a crew swap with the deadliest catch and have one crew member from each boat swap out with the Steve Irwin's crew for a week. That would be some serious funny stuff there. (wife swap meets deadliest catch meets whale wars)

Sweeeeeeet. Where are you staying? I have the itch to go back though I just went in March. One of my friends is trying to get some of us to go in August, but I don't want to take actual vacation time from work being as I just starting working here as a full time employee.


Mandalay Bay. not my first choice, but oh well


http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/hangover-poster-chicken.jpg



haha we were actually taking bets last night on the amount of times each guy pukes, hooks up, etc

were going to make our own Hangover movie

I do wish it was that easy. Strict laws exist with endangered land mammals as well but we still see heavy instances of poaching in Asia and Africa. Sadly, theres plenty of governments who share your sentiment, 'It's an animal, who cares'. I'm not going to hold my breath to see any serious action against animal poaching.

I think the main benefit of Whale Wars is to raise awareness. I can understand that you don't feel the same way I do but this seems to me like the only way to seriously raise awareness.

I disagree. I believe extremism does more to divide public opinion -- Extremist turn off as many people as they persuade.

African elephants especially in Kenya and South Africa, while still poached have made incredible strides over the last couple of decades. The main reason in my opinion is the value of eco-tourism has been greater than the value of ivory on the open market.

Hearts and minds were changed about the value of the resource. Vigilantism was not needed.

Documentaries, video, public campaigns raise awareness. But nothing is more powerful than economics. If nobody is buying the product, those whale boats will turn to cod boats, or crab boats or whatever is going to line the captain’s pockets.

Violence, regardless of the degree, only attracts the extreme fringe and looses the general public's opinion.

It took me a good five minutes to finally realize that this conversation wasn't about Hartford.

Oh how I wish it was...

Long live the Whale!

they need to introduce some subplots on the ship like who of the crew is sneaking around and sleeping with who; have a bar on the ship and show some drunken arguments and better yet have a captain's mast for violations of the crew code of conduct... and vote 1 crewmember off each week for not pulling their weight in duties.

NOW you have a show.

Better yet - do a crew swap with the deadliest catch and have one crew member from each boat swap out with the Steve Irwin's crew for a week. That would be some serious funny stuff there. (wife swap meets deadliest catch meets whale wars)

:help:

Did make me laugh though.

haha we were actually taking bets last night on the amount of times each guy pukes, hooks up, etc

were going to make our own Hangover movie

It can't be much worse than the original.

It can't be much worse than the original.

You thought it was mediocre at best too? I'm in the minority with you apparently. Hopefully it's one of those movies like Lebowski where it gets better every time you see it; but somehow I doubt it.

blasphemy!

edit- oh hey im over 9k

You thought it was mediocre at best too? I'm in the minority with you apparently. Hopefully it's one of those movies like Lebowski where it gets better every time you see it; but somehow I doubt it.

I thought it was really good considering they spoiled a ******** of the movie in the commericals.

For anyone who wants to revisit the greatest comeback in sports history:

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=599371

I thought it was really good considering they spoiled a ******** of the movie in the commericals.

Yes they did - to a degree. I had really high expectations (as in better than Old School and on par with Swingers), but it did not achieve those heights.

I laughed hard quite a few times, but overall I felt it was spotty with the humor. My major criticism was how they told the story - with it all being remembering the night previous, they didn't give you any time to really get into the nuances of each character and laugh at the setup of the crazy events. You just BAM were hit with the event and got the equivalent of a prat-fall laugh rather than a good story with a great punch line.

Lebowski is so funny because you understand the quirky characters well in advance of the actual "joke" that is being presented to you and thus it makes it funnier because of the context of the person involved; not just the events being presented.

Just my opinion...

Yes they did - to a degree. I had really high expectations (as in better than Old School and on par with Swingers), but it did not achieve those heights.

I laughed hard quite a few times, but overall I felt it was spotty with the humor. My major criticism was how they told the story - with it all being remembering the night previous, they didn't give you any time to really get into the nuances of each character and laugh at the setup of the crazy events. You just BAM were hit with the event and got the equivalent of a prat-fall laugh rather than a good story with a great punch line.

Lebowski is so funny because you understand the quirky characters well in advance of the actual "joke" that is being presented to you and thus it makes it funnier because of the context of the person involved; not just the events being presented.

Just my opinion...

no, Lebowski is definately a better movie.

this one, though, I just kinda expected to suck when I saw it, because it seemed like they were giving so much away. so, I guess it depends alot on expectations. and it didn't help that they cram so much into a short movie.

Everyone's is a critic.

How did ^^ that get in there. Oh well already quoted.

Everyone's is a critic.

Everyone's a critic.
-or-
Everyone is a critic.




:sarcasm:

Like I said.....

The Hangover was just stupid fun.

If you haven't seen Up yet I highly recommend it. Made me tear up in a couple parts. Of course I also cry at the end of Terminator 2 Judgment Day.

Like I said.....

The Hangover was just stupid fun.



The BEST part of Hangover was the end credit photos... that seriously made me laugh harder and longer than any part of the movie.

I want to see UP for certain.

Everyone's is a critic.

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People just have different tastes in movies.. Especially comedies.. I didn't think The Hangover was all that great either

If you didn't like the hangover...no BBQ for you!!! :shakehead

I liked it.. Just didn't think it lived up to the expectations everyone made it out to be ;)

Oh, and I watched Paul Blart and didn't see when he dresses up in the Devils gear.. I left the room for 2 min when he was playing Guitar Hero, but no one else said they saw it either

I laughed at every Zach Galifianakis scene because I've been a big fan since at least 2003 (I remember things based on significant moments in Devils history). I enjoy his brand of humor.

I saw The Hangover twice since Transformers was sold out and I loffed just as much as the first time.

I liked it.. Just didn't think it lived up to the expectations everyone made it out to be ;)

Oh, and I watched Paul Blart and didn't see when he dresses up in the Devils gear.. I left the room for 2 min when he was playing Guitar Hero, but no one else said they saw it either

I saw it. It's the part when he hides in the equipment store. That movie was awful. I only saw it because I heard he was dressed up in Devils gear.

You thought it was mediocre at best too? I'm in the minority with you apparently. Hopefully it's one of those movies like Lebowski where it gets better every time you see it; but somehow I doubt it.

On a 1-10, I gave it a 3.5. I saw it on a Saturday afternoon because I needed to get my mind off the fact that I was running a race at 7pm. Instead I got a movie with a few funny scenes and one of the sloooooooowest plots I've seen in a comedy since the early 80s. That movie dragged more than Transformers. 20 minutes in, my girlfriend was looking up the run time on her phone to see how much more we were going to sit through. The whole movie felt like a sitcom plot that had been stretched out to make a full movie.

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Mandalay Bay. not my first choice, but oh well






haha we were actually taking bets last night on the amount of times each guy pukes, hooks up, etc

were going to make our own Hangover movie

That's not terrible, at least you are there. I would love to be gambling and doing the shawn michaels spin in the pool with a pina colada again.

I liked it.. Just didn't think it lived up to the expectations everyone made it out to be ;)

Oh, and I watched Paul Blart and didn't see when he dresses up in the Devils gear.. I left the room for 2 min when he was playing Guitar Hero, but no one else said they saw it either


Everyone was going nuts here over Hangover and I was the first one to saw I didn't think it was all that great and I nearly got killed. It wasn't anything special and wasn't really all THAT funny.

I saw Paul Blart on the plane home, mainly because I wanted to see that part. He was hiding from one of the bad guys in a sports store and had goalie equipment on and a devs jersey. It was for about 5 minutes or so max, but it was pretty funny. Anytime I see something devils in a show/movie I get that warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

Come on guys. You know when a movie gets 78% positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes it's pretty ****ing good.

On a 1-10, I gave it a 3.5. I saw it on a Saturday afternoon because I needed to get my mind off the fact that I was running a race at 7pm. Instead I got a movie with a few funny scenes and one of the sloooooooowest plots I've seen in a comedy since the early 80s. That movie dragged more than Transformers. 20 minutes in, my girlfriend was looking up the run time on her phone to see how much more we were going to sit through. The whole movie felt like a sitcom plot that had been stretched out to make a full movie.

lol, that's funny because I thought the main part of the movie needed more time. it was very smushed.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4299/koozieback.jpg
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Edit: Just found out it was a really well done fan creation.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4299/koozieback.jpg
:handclap::handclap::handclap:

OMFG, yes!

wait, how do I know it's real

they would never call it the Dark Knight returns

wait, how do I know it's real

A fan made that like last year.

they would never call it the Dark Knight returns

That's not the movie title - that's just the teaser line for the poster.

This - this is comedy.


WALTER'S CAR

Walter's eyes are on the road as he listens, driving, to the Dude, whose speech is occasionally punctuated by yaps from the back seat.

DUDE
I mean we totally ****ed it up, man. We ****ed up his pay-off. And got the kidnappers all pissed off, and the big Lebowski yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything. Huh?

WALTER
Well it's, sometimes the cathartic, uh.

DUDE
I'm saying if he knows I'm a ****- up, then why does he still leave me in charge of getting back his wife? Because he ****ing doesn't want her back, man! He's had enough! He no longer digs her! It's all a show! But then, why didn't he give a **** about his million bucks? I mean, he knew we didn't hand off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back.

WALTER
What's your point, Dude?

DUDE
His million bucks was never in it, man! There was no money in that briefcase! He was hoping they'd
kill her! You throw out a ringer for a ringer!

WALTER
Yeah?

DUDE
**** yeah!

WALTER
Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency?

DUDE
Huh?

WALTER
I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money, but my point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life and death--

DUDE
Walter, come off it. You're not even ****ing Jewish, you're--

WALTER
What the **** are you talking about?

DUDE
You're ****ing Polish Catholic--

WALTER
What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

DUDE
Yeah, and you were--

WALTER
You know this!

DUDE
And you were divorced five ****ing
years ago.

WALTER
Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? You turn in your library card? Get a new driver's license? Stop being Jewish?

DUDE
This driveway.

AS HE TURNS:

WALTER
I'm as Jewish as ****ing Tevye

DUDE
It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her ****ing dog. Going to her ****ing
synagogue. You're living in the ****ing past.

WALTER
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- YOU'RE ******* RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST! I--Jesus. What the hell happened?

He is looking off as the car slows. The Dude looks where Walter is looking.

That's not the movie title - that's just the teaser line for the poster.

I'll trust you. For all we know, you could have made the damn thing.

Yes they did - to a degree. I had really high expectations (as in better than Old School and on par with Swingers), but it did not achieve those heights.

I laughed hard quite a few times, but overall I felt it was spotty with the humor. My major criticism was how they told the story - with it all being remembering the night previous, they didn't give you any time to really get into the nuances of each character and laugh at the setup of the crazy events. You just BAM were hit with the event and got the equivalent of a prat-fall laugh rather than a good story with a great punch line.

Lebowski is so funny because you understand the quirky characters well in advance of the actual "joke" that is being presented to you and thus it makes it funnier because of the context of the person involved; not just the events being presented.

Just my opinion...
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I'll trust you. For all we know, you could have made the damn thing.

haha - no I didn't. I'll take your word that was fan-made though, but still posters like that far in advance of release and in pre-production with the title unknown just out a teaser line like that at the bottom; like "Coming Fall 2009" when the title/release date is still unknown but they want to promote it. You see it tons in previews at the end.

I don't know why it took me so long to get into this... but the Big L is possibly the best movie ever created. Its not a movie about plot, so much as its about characters and dialogue. You don't get the story until the end, which by that time its all pretty irrelevant. Just enjoying the ride up until that point. You're seriously thinking "what the hell is gonna happen next"

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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I don't know why it took me so long to get into this... but the Big L is possibly the best movie ever created. Its not a movie about plot, so much as its about characters and dialogue. You don't get the story until the end, which by that time its all pretty irrelevant. Just enjoying the ride up until that point. You're seriously thinking "what the hell is gonna happen next"

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The Dark Knight Returns is the title of the most critically acclaimed batman book. It would make a great movie down the road as a finale to the current franchise.

It just sucks that they already used the 2 best villains in one movie. The Joker could always return but that would have to be a film away at the least with Heath still being in the movie going public's conscience. Two-Face should have never died.

The Riddler is just not a compelling enough villain for me, too gimmicky, he's taken as a joke in some of the later comics.

I would create a new villain that could match the vision that Nolan has for the current film series. I can't see anyone else from the rogues gallery working on film.

The Dark Knight Returns is the title of the most critically acclaimed batman book. It would make a great movie down the road as a finale to the current franchise.

It just sucks that they already used the 2 best villains in one movie. The Joker could always return but that would have to be a film away at the least with Heath still being in the movie going public's conscience. Two-Face should have never died.

The Riddler is just not a compelling enough villain for me, too gimmicky, he's taken as a joke in some of the later comics.

I would create a new villain that could match the vision that Nolan has for the current film series. I can't see anyone else from the rogues gallery working on film.
These days the Riddler is actually less of a joke in the comics. He's trying to go straight, and be an honest detective, and no one takes him seriously, even though he was solving mysteries quicker than Batman. It made for an interesting dynamic when Batman would show up at a hangout to tackle the thieves and Riddler had already led the police there. Of course now Batman's dead and the books aren't exactly humming along.

Yes I stopped reading at around Hush.

What books are you referring to Foy?

johnny depp as the riddler...do it

These days the Riddler is actually less of a joke in the comics. He's trying to go straight, and be an honest detective, and no one takes him seriously, even though he was solving mysteries quicker than Batman. It made for an interesting dynamic when Batman would show up at a hangout to tackle the thieves and Riddler had already led the police there. Of course now Batman's dead and the books aren't exactly humming along.
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"I can't believe Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."

On a different note, don't you hate it when you walk into the bathroom and don't realize someone is in one of the stalls? Then, when you realize it after a few moments, you try to think if you maybe said something to yourself, and if you did, whether or not they heard it...

I walked into the bathroom before to wash my hands and I don't remember if I had been singing a song out loud or whether it was audible or not. When I realize someone else was in there, I was like "oh ****...was I singing out loud?" and my main focus was to get out of their as fast as possible. At least I don't know who it was.

johnny depp as the riddler...do it

I still don't think Kevin Spacey would be bad at it either, I know he can be a little bland, but I think he has it in him and he sort of has the "look."

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"I can't believe Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."
Did you miss the front page stories in USA today? Or the story arc called "Batman RIP?" or the story arc called "Battle for the Cowl?"

Yes I stopped reading at around Hush.

What books are you referring to Foy?

Batman and Robin seems to be ok so far, but the new team on Batman is already announced, and the current team has one issue out, and Batman isn't even appearing in Detective Comics these days.

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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Wow, thanks. That made my day.

I still don't think Kevin Spacey would be bad at it either, I know he can be a little bland, but I think he has it in him and he sort of has the "look."

Kevin Spacey is too "intelligent". Maybe that would be better? lol

I mean, when I think Spacey I think "American Beauty", "Pay It Forward", "K-Pax", and "Beyond The Sea", not to mention "Se7en".

Those are some of my favorite movies, and his roles tend to be high-thought characters. Just saying...

Kevin Spacey is too "intelligent". Maybe that would be better? lol

I mean, when I think Spacey I think "American Beauty", "Pay It Forward", "K-Pax", and "Beyond The Sea", not to mention "Se7en".

Those are some of my favorite movies, and his roles tend to be high-thought characters. Just saying...

How could you leave out the Usual Suspects? Verbal Kint is one of the best characters Spacey has ever played, not to mention another "intelligent" role.

He could make it work as the Riddler though. Hell, anything would be better than Jim Carrey.

Jim Carrey wasn't bad. The whole movie just sucked.

Kevin Spacey is too "intelligent". Maybe that would be better? lol

I mean, when I think Spacey I think "American Beauty", "Pay It Forward", "K-Pax", and "Beyond The Sea", not to mention "Se7en".

Those are some of my favorite movies, and his roles tend to be high-thought characters. Just saying...

Yeah I guess you're right, he was in 21 as well which, again, was in the same context.

But hey, Heath Ledger was a ****ing *** in Brokeback and a pretty androgynous "Knight" in that other movie, whatever it was called.

It can be done. haha.

I dunno, I'm really going on look and the fact I think he could pull it off. I mean, besides, the Riddler was crazy but intelligent too, hence the riddles. I think Spacey could totally pull off some truly sadistic riddles and not the childish-like **** from the past.

Unfortunately I don't know how the overall plot continues in terms of this series of graphic novels, but I have to imagine he's far more sinister than in the past.

Heath Ledger was ****ing spacetits in "A Knight's Tale".

I don't care what anyone says, this is ****ing FUNNY:

http://www.break.com/index/french-soldier-invades-normandy-beach-60-years-too-late.html

I don't care what anyone says, this is ****ing FUNNY:

http://www.break.com/index/french-soldier-invades-normandy-beach-60-years-too-late.html

It took me like 2 seconds to realize that was Remi Gaillard.

It's on YouTube in HD:

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