Things to do while the playoffs are going on

What are things we can do while the playoffs are going on? I'll start...

1) Take care of a bonsai tree.

2) Get an infection

3) Be really bitter

4) Masturbate? kidding. Dont worry the Kings are out of it too, were thinkin the same thing.

My agent recentley told me I was traded on D-day to the Oil, so I'll be following them now.

j/k

I will be cheering for them in their playoff run, though. Once they're done though, I'll probably just watch Detroit or Colorado go to the finals.

5) Following the home town team Lightning on their playoff run and going to probably all of their playoff games.

Hockeyfan02, did you ever notice that your avatar has Prospal from his Lightning days in it?

5) Studying for University :teach:

6) Look at cool chicks :yo:

(7) Root for this years Cinderella team, The Flames

(8) Perform black magic and voodoo on Devils players

(8) Perform black magic and voodoo on Devils players

9) Don't forget Kariya and Selanne (the most paid healthy scratch in the world :lol: )

Hockeyfan02, did you ever notice that your avatar has Prospal from his Lightning days in it?

Yeah I noticed it. Its from game 6 of last years playoffs when they beat the Caps so Prospal was definitely there.

10) Watch the Habs win the Cup. :D

11)Go watch a real team play in Anaheim.

12)Do like Joffrey Lupul does and spend all your free time at Hurricanes.

13)Pull a Tom Hanks and get stranded on an Island.

12)Do like Joffrey Lupul does and spend all your free time at Hurricanes.

What is "Hurricanes"?

14)Relive the "glory years"

14)Relive the "glory years"

You mean "Glory YEAR." The Ducks have only one so far.

15) Color coordinate my sock drawer.

You mean "Glory YEAR." The Ducks have only one so far.

15) Color coordinate my sock drawer.

I actually was reffering to the Gauthier years, lol. Compared to this season, they are glory years.

16) Ask pointless hockey trivia questions, like "Who is the shortest player in the league now that Fluery is somewhere getting trashed with some Hookers"

(Im actually interested in the answer to this one)

16) Ask pointless hockey trivia questions, like "Who is the shortest player in the league now that Fluery is somewhere getting trashed with some Hookers"

(Im actually interested in the answer to this one)

Are you talking to me? :D

Brian Gionta? :dunno:

Since Wild are out too, I guess I qualify for this thread ;)

17. Watch the Canucks choke yet again with a triumphal look on my face

Are you talking to me? :D

Brian Gionta? :dunno:

Since Wild are out too, I guess I qualify for this thread ;)

17. Watch the Canucks choke yet again with a triumphal look on my face

Yeah he's one of my quesses, but I really dont like the guy and that kind of goes against my "must like all little guys" matra. So Im hopin its not.

Canucks wont choke without Bertuzzi to run his mouth about how they are about to eliminate the team they are playing (which ironically fires them up to gain momentum back in the series and eventually eliminate Bertuzzis team instead)
Hmmm sounds familiar....

Yeah he's one of my quesses, but I really dont like the guy and that kind of goes against my "must like all little guys" matra. So Im hopin its not.

Canucks wont choke without Bertuzzi to run his mouth about how they are about to eliminate the team they are playing (which ironically fires them up to gain momentum back in the series and eventually eliminate Bertuzzis team instead)
Hmmm sounds familiar....

Dallas will beat Vancouver in the first round. I don't like either team though.

16) Ask pointless hockey trivia questions, like "Who is the shortest player in the league now that Fluery is somewhere getting trashed with some Hookers"

(Im actually interested in the answer to this one)

Brian Gionta (NJ) and Steve Martins (STL) are both 5'7" and tied for shortest in the league. Gionta is lighter at 175lbs compared to Martins' 187lbs so I guess that makes Gionta the smallest.

Unles you go by nhl.com who have Aleksander Suglobov, Libor Pivko, and Josh Olson tied at 0'0".

Thank You!

Ok you get to ask the pointless hockey trivia question now.

18) Watch every game (that I have on tape) of the 2002-2003 Mighty Ducks playoff run! To coincide with the live games on ESPN...it will be as if the 2003-2004 playoffs don't even exist. Of course I have misplaced game 7 of the SCF so it all ends after game 6!

19) Watch the Nick and Jessica variety hour.

You've got to be kidding me with this crap.

Jessica Simpson has to go. I say we burn the witch. :mad: