Here we go kids!

Link to the old thread: http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=574361

Whaaaaaaa.

holla

Mine was in place first...you lose!

oh noez!

:scared::scared:

seems as though we have ourselves a dilemma

http://broccolicity.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/clevelandbrowntvshow.jpg

Tough choice..

I choose this one

http://www.carriemilbank.com/images/Resume/3.jpg
Start this off right.

^^^ amen to that.

http://www.carriemilbank.com/images/Resume/3.jpg
Start this off right.





oh my good lord in heaven...

Who won what? :sarcasm:

Who won what? :sarcasm:

Hahahaha....good job moderator!

I never come to this thread, I hope there isnt a cover charge.

$1.52 here the day before thanksgiving.

Hahahaha....good job moderator!

Haha, my title, your name, I think I did a good job.

http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/artistas/matthewmcconaughey_b.jpg

Haha, my title, your name, I think I did a good job.

That's what she said! ;)

ow my eyes!

ow my eyes!

To freakin' bad...I gotta see chicks, you gotta see dudes! :p:

Need to cleanse the thread
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/news/killer_cleavage/jennifer-love-hewitt-335x460.jpg

Need to cleanse the thread
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/news/killer_cleavage/jennifer-love-hewitt-335x460.jpg




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If it ain't Carrie...I don't wanna see it!

mmm look at those

If it ain't Carrie...I don't wanna see it!

Even broads want the Milbank.
On the topic of Wedding Crashers, I thought Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman was slammin in that movie.

Even broads want the Milbank.
On the topic of Wedding Crashers, I thought Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman was slammin in that movie.

I prefer chick to broad...

mmm look at those

Everybody wants them...only some have them!!

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd160/kaleflow/Vince_Vaughn_Motorboat.gif

:laugh::yo::handclap::D

Does anyone else love Jones soda as much as me?

Does anyone else love Jones soda as much as me?

ive only tried a few flavors and it was years ago. wasnt there some sorta green soda? mmm green soda.

Lets rephrase it, no babe/naked guy threads!

ive only tried a few flavors and it was years ago. wasnt there some sorta green soda? mmm green soda.

Yeah, green apple and it's delicious. I like their watermelon and cream sodas

Lets rephrase it, no babe/naked guy threads!

How about no guys in general? The girls on this board are resourceful and will find loopholes

How about no guys in general? The girls on this board are resourceful and will find loopholes

How about no chicks or dicks....how's that?

Language...

How about no chicks or dicks....how's that?

All women must wear turtlenecks and no men whatsoever

All women must wear turtlenecks and no men whatsoever

:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

Leave the chicks for your avatars...

I prefer chick to broad...



Everybody wants them...only some have them!!

How do you feel about the term "holes"?

How do you feel about the term "holes"?

Wow....as to not get an infraction...I don't have a problem with them at all...

How do you feel about the term "holes"?

Oh Annnthony

:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

Leave the chicks for your avatars...

No way, it's too limited a space.


Has anyone ever been on 94 through Fredon? There's a huge man that wears hot pants, has his hair greased back in a pony tail, and walks his little itty bitty dog.

Yeah, green apple and it's delicious. I like their watermelon and cream sodas

mmmm ima have to hit up a deli or something and give it a try. wait...dont they sell them at local beer barns?

Hey CJ those quotes from the other thread that got locked............Where from check weren't they? lol

No way, it's too limited a space.


Has anyone ever been on 94 through Fredon? There's a huge man that wears hot pants, has his hair greased back in a pony tail, and walks his little itty bitty dog.

I try not to travel up that far...those parts are scary!

Hey CJ those quotes from the other thread that got locked............Where from check weren't they? lol

Yes sir...and Ricky.

mmmm ima have to hit up a deli or something and give it a try. wait...dont they sell them at local beer barns?

Yeah, I could only get them at cafes and panera bread, but I just saw them at shoprite for the first time

Yes sir...and Ricky.

Guess there is no help for those two at all.

I try not to travel up that far...those parts are scary!

Fredon's not scary. Everyone's a billionaire and have season tickets to the giants. Truth

Lets rephrase it, no babe/naked guy threads!

What if they're only half naked?

I told you they'd find a loophole

Yeah, I could only get them at cafes and panera bread, but I just saw them at shoprite for the first time

sweet. i wonder what that cream soda might taste with a wee bit of rum involved. or vodka...or...**** its too early to want to drink again.

oh man i love cream soda

What if they're only half naked?

Whole infraction. ;)

oh man i love cream soda



that's what she said....??

Whole infraction. ;)

Rats.

sweet. i wonder what that cream soda might taste with a wee bit of rum involved. or vodka...or...**** its too early to want to drink again.

I don't have any rum but I'm sure it'd taste good. I might give it a try with vodka tonight though

cream soda and rum sounds like the most delicious drink ever created

I don't have any rum but I'm sure it'd taste good. I might give it a try with vodka tonight though

Sprite and vodka! Cream soda...:shakehead

Whole infraction. ;)

wait...thats an awesome deal. basically an entire infraction....at half price! gotta love the recession:yo:.

personally, i prefer vodka all by itself, just chilled. but mixed with a few things it makes them even better. be it cream soda or sprite or whatever the ****. i just think im still spent from the weekend:laugh:. so i cant think about boozing it up just yet. my voice is still a mess.

Vodka mixed with pineapple juice is good, as is Vodka mixed with Kiwi Strawberry.

I got a 25 dollar give card to chilis today. School gave it to me.

So the board of education is paying for my meal tonight. :laugh:

I got a 25 dollar give card to chilis today. School gave it to me.

So the board of education is paying for my meal tonight. :laugh:

Did you read 50 books over the summer?

i dont think ive read 50 books in my life

Did you read 50 books over the summer?

nope, played for a coffee house thing. turn out was good so they gave me this.

I prefer vodka and cranberry juice, but I can't have cranberry juice anymore
Maybe pomegranate juice would be good?

I prefer vodka and cranberry juice, but I can't have cranberry juice anymore
Maybe pomegranate juice would be good?





what is it your period?

what is it your period?

dude...not even cool

did you miss the departed reference?

maybe...

Billy Costigan: [to the bartender] Cranberry juice.
Man Glassed in Bar: It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?
[Billy grabs an empty glass and smashes it onto the man's head. Mr. French grabs Billy throws him against the wall. Billy tries to go towards the man again and French holds him against the wall. Billy pushes French's hands away]
Billy Costigan: Get your ****in' hands off me!
Mr. French: [calmly] Hey, hey, hey... do you know me?
Billy Costigan: No, no.
Mr. French: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now. You don't ****in' hit him. You understand?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine, fine.
Mr. French: I ****ing know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot ****ing cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your ****ing nuts off. You understand that?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Mr. French: What are you drinkin'?
Billy Costigan: [embarrassed] A cranberry juice.
Mr. French: What is it, your period?
[to the bartender]
Mr. French: Get him a... cranberry juice.
Mr. French: [to the man] Hey, ****head, that's Jackie's nephew.
Man Glassed in Bar: Oh.
Mr. French: What? "Oh" ****in' what?
[punches the man four times in the face]
Mr. French: Get the **** outta here.

finally just finished recording the demo, took ****in long enough.

Never let a woman use your cell phone. They get it all makeuppy and glittery

No way, it's too limited a space.


Has anyone ever been on 94 through Fredon? There's a huge man that wears hot pants, has his hair greased back in a pony tail, and walks his little itty bitty dog.

wait when does this happen. i drive down 94 like every other day and i've never seen this man.

wait when does this happen. i drive down 94 like every other day and i've never seen this man.

Usually between 4 and 7 pm. When you're driving, fredon deli is on your left and shortly after on your right you'll see an old beat down house with a chevy lumina outside. That's his house.

He's also famous for making appearances at shoprite in newton. I'll upload pics


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/daveskirtun/porkchop.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/daveskirtun/porkchop2.jpg

jesus christ

Yeah I know, we call him porkchop, but Wierd NJ calls him the melloncollie transvestite

Yeah I know, we call him porkchop, but Wierd NJ calls him the melloncollie transvestite

:spits out drink:

Usually between 4 and 7 pm. When you're driving, fredon deli is on your left and shortly after on your right you'll see an old beat down house with a chevy lumina outside. That's his house.

He's also famous for making appearances at shoprite in newton. I'll upload pics


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/daveskirtun/porkchop.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/daveskirtun/porkchop2.jpg

Might I ask why you even had those?

Might I ask why you even had those?

Just in case someone wanted proof of his existence. So it's a good thing I had them:p:

http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/artistas/matthewmcconaughey_b.jpg

I was browsing this thread on my iPod during class and when I scrolled over this picture the guys behind me started snickering. They probably think I am teh ghey and it's all your fault.

Usually between 4 and 7 pm. When you're driving, fredon deli is on your left and shortly after on your right you'll see an old beat down house with a chevy lumina outside. That's his house.

He's also famous for making appearances at shoprite in newton. I'll upload pics


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/daveskirtun/porkchop.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/daveskirtun/porkchop2.jpg

Wow. I go to the Fredon Deli all the time and still never saw him. I'll keep my eyes open from now on though. Man is he scary looking. haha

Wow. I go to the Fredon Deli all the time and still never saw him. I'll keep my eyes open from now on though.

Ever see a cute girl working the cash register? Ask her if her name is Suzi than tell her you and I are best friends

Ever see a cute girl working the cash register? Ask her if her name is Suzi than tell her you and I are best friends

I'll tell her i know this guy from an internet forum and I'm teh coolest ever!:thumbu::thumbu:

jesus christ

i thought we said no man pics

I'll tell her i know this guy from an internet forum and I'm teh coolest ever!:thumbu::thumbu:

No way, tell her we met at a rave or something

oh my god that thing just made me sick

No way, tell her we met at a rave or something

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/jazzhandsbig.jpg

http://www.chickspirit.com/chickdreams/images/2007/06/Cowering.jpg

ok this thread is going wayyy downhill

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fixed

she's not my type

oh my god she is the perfect woman

her or carrie underwood

oh my god she is the perfect woman

her or carrie underwood

i not a huge fan of blonds

her head is too...meh. Maybe I'd give her a poke

i not a huge fan of blonds

Me neither. I've only dated one and felt she was "the one", but other than that it's been brunettes

oh boy, the girl who i like is coming over in 10 minutes.

this is going to end up with me very disappointed.

i LOVE blondes, which is weird because im italian

oh boy, the girl who i like is coming over in 10 minutes.

this is going to end up with me very disappointed.





wrap it up :nod:

oh boy, the girl who i like is coming over in 10 minutes.

this is going to end up with me very disappointed.

whatever you do don't log off HFboards. Actually keep us up to date. Its shows commitment and girls like that.:D

wrap it up :nod:

bleh my sister just pulled in. game over. i lose before it even starts.

oh boy, the girl who i like is coming over in 10 minutes.

this is going to end up with me very disappointed.

http://i18.tinypic.com/6pjgzth.jpg

Not necessarily this scene, but another I can't find a pic of

dont you have a basement or something you can watch a movie in?

bleh my sister just pulled in. game over. i lose before it even starts.

Booo!

oh boy, the girl who i like is coming over in 10 minutes.

this is going to end up with me very disappointed.

I'd sign off HF and pretend you've never heard of it before.

bleh my sister just pulled in. game over. i lose before it even starts.

you know what I like about you Harrison? Your confidence in key situations

you know what I like about you Harrison? Your confidence in key situations

:laugh::laugh:

you know what I like about you Harrison? Your confidence in key situations

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

That about sums it up.

bleh my sister just pulled in. game over. i lose before it even starts.

You lost the girl to your sister? :sarcasm:

You lost the girl to your sister? :sarcasm:

His sister handles his tail rations

How about no chicks or dicks....how's that?

No dice.

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dont you have a basement or something you can watch a movie in?

yes i do, but she only came to pick up a copy of my CD.

you know what I like about you Harrison? Your confidence in key situations

actually ive been getting better, also it was a false alarm, it was someone just pulling into my driveway to turn around, looked like my sisters car.

His sister handles his tail rations

unfortunately i have gotten the "oh but im friends with your sister" card way too much. :shakehead

Overall i think i did a good job, made her laugh a couple times, kept eye contact, you know the little things. kept the conversation going. she sat on my bed too. hopefully it wont be the last time. :naughty:

****, do you get that feeling when you say something derogitory about the girl you like, and then you feel bad. is that me being a good human being or just me being head over heals?

haha bro you really need to stop thinking so much

haha bro you really need to stop thinking so much

he also needs

http://www.dezinerfolio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pool_balls_sitepreview.jpg

just kidding HF.

haha bro you really need to stop thinking so much

i know thats a problem im still trying to fix

its fine dude cuz im the same exact way...you just need to stop overanalyzing everything and just go with things

ive started doing that recently and lifes been a lot better

its fine dude cuz im the same exact way...you just need to stop overanalyzing everything and just go with things

ive started doing that recently and lifes been a lot better

i really wasnt thinking like that while i was talking with her, its just when i talk about her i seem to ramble alot.

nothing wrong w that

nothing wrong w that

Yeah, much better rambling then just going completly blank.

Yeah, much better rambling then just going completly blank.

i used to only know what to do, but not do it, but now im starting to actually do the things i am supposed to around her.

in other news i finished watching Pan's Labyrinth, good movie

i LOVE blondes, which is weird because im italian

That is weird...what that about?? :sarcasm:

HF, just relax. You need to be the one in control and you cannot be too nice. First class ticket into the friend zone, and trust me, thats something I know WAY too much about. Download the movie Just Friends and take notes.

On a semi-side note, I'm watching Family Guy, and Stewie just asked Brian if girls like when they treat them like crap...I mean, if it makes it on TV, you know its true!

That is weird...what that about?? :sarcasm:

HF, just relax. You need to be the one in control and you cannot be too nice. First class ticket into the friend zone, and trust me, thats something I know WAY too much about. Download the movie Just Friends and take notes.

On a semi-side note, I'm watching Family Guy, and Stewie just asked Brian if girls like when they treat them like crap...I mean, if it makes it on TV, you know its true!




:handclap:

I guess HF doesn't like cheap jerseys...

I guess HF doesn't like cheap jerseys...

i was just about to ask where that thread went...

I guess HF doesn't like cheap jerseys...

Ya I was just wonder where it went lol......................But then found a thread on the jackets forums about the same thing :handclap:

Guys, dont worry, i know all the friend zone **** and everything. I think i may just have to write a blog about the story of this girl so you guys can try to decipher what i need to do.

do it, itll give me stuff to read at work tomorrow

i thought we said no man pics

that knob is no man...

do it, itll give me stuff to read at work tomorrow

and probably the next day too. ok. ill start it tonight.

I guess HF doesn't like cheap jerseys...

i was just about to ask where that thread went...

Why on earth would that get removed? I'm gonna take a stab at this and assume it has something dumb to do with directing business to another website. Like if someone started posting threads to get people to buy crap on Amazon or Ebay, which I could understand. But I think it was pretty obvious that guy was just being helpful, plus it was hockey related *sigh*

mustve been ze germans

HF doesn't like spreading the wealth.

Bunch of Republicans.

Why on earth would that get removed? I'm gonna take a stab at this and assume it has something dumb to do with directing business to another website. Like if someone started posting threads to get people to buy crap on Amazon or Ebay, which I could understand. But I think it was pretty obvious that guy was just being helpful, plus it was hockey related *sigh*

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Uh oh. There's going to be a board war about that silly MSG "greatest days" show.

The best part is the poster who posts at both sites and bashes both is apparently going to fight for both sides.... even though he uses the same handle at both, one of those D-bags in a Theo Fleury jersey that shows up to our games at the Rock could figure this out.

Guys, dont worry, i know all the friend zone **** and everything. I think i may just have to write a blog about the story of this girl so you guys can try to decipher what i need to do.

Yep, something I can read in class the next two days. Lets hear it.

Yep, something I can read in class the next two days. Lets hear it.

ok, here it is. everyone, enjoy.

http://hfboards.com/blog.php?b=153

took me an hour and a half to write.

ok, here it is. everyone, enjoy.

http://hfboards.com/blog.php?b=153

took me an hour and a half to write.

Wow, thats long, and yes, that is what she said. Looks like I got something to keep me occupied tomorrow from around 11:30 on. Thanks! I'll respond then.

Wow, thats long, and yes, that is what she said. Looks like I got something to keep me occupied tomorrow from around 11:30 on. Thanks! I'll respond then.

Goose would be proud of my length.

Thats something i hope i never have to say in any other situation besides talking about posts.

Goose would be proud of my length.

no homo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU

The power of Photoshop:

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Okay, I just finished reading HF's story....he needs a big group hug!

Seriously, stop wasting your time with this girl....you've already put in way too much effort and she's done nothing but lead you on with no reciprocation...get rid of her!

Okay, I just finished reading HF's story....he needs a big group hug!

Seriously, stop wasting your time with this girl....you've already put in way too much effort and she's done nothing but lead you on with no reciprocation...get rid of her!

don't be a doormat. Show some interest, let it be known... but keep your edge and act like a man.

If she's being stupid, then you dump her and you dump her fast. You hear me? If she doesn't reach over..

I mean just go on your merry way. I bet once she realizes she isn't getting all that attention from you, she'll change her tune and be your number 1 groupie.

Don't be left hanging on... all that **** that happens in teenage love movies is fake. The nice guy doesn't get the hot girl at the end. Remember karate kid? The blonde guy? In real life he's having orgies while punching your mom in the face and pouring sugar into your gas tank.

Remember karate kid? The blonde guy? In real life he's having orgies while punching your mom in the face and pouring sugar into your gas tank.


Wow. :handclap::laugh:

Okay, I just finished reading HF's story....he needs a big group hug!

Seriously, stop wasting your time with this girl....you've already put in way too much effort and she's done nothing but lead you on with no reciprocation...get rid of her!

I agree entirely. Time to move on brotha.

Dude, seriously - move on. It hurts, it sucks - but move on. She knows how you feel, if she wants to be with you she will find you (in person not a text). Girls love having friends and even more than that they love having guy friends who can make them feel special, but often don't even understand or realize they are sending false signals to those guys. Don't be that guy.

first off that Brandon kid rules (thats my name too :yo:)

secondly, you gotta ask her again if she is interested in anything. it seems to me if shes starting to do all those things again and she really was interested in you in the past then she might be again, but doenst wanna sound like a moron considering she just told you recently that she didnt want to be attached

but once she goes to college its a whole different ballgame so you gotta step your game up now

i know everyone is gonna say move on blah blah but im the same way as you, i get attached easily so i know the feeling

and if you find out shes sending you fake signals or leading you on, then who the hell needs her anyways

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first off that Brandon kid rules (thats my name too :yo:)

secondly, you gotta ask her again if she is interested in anything. it seems to me if shes starting to do all those things again and she really was interested in you in the past then she might be again, but doenst wanna sound like a moron considering she just told you recently that she didnt want to be attached

but once she goes to college its a whole different ballgame so you gotta step your game up now

i know everyone is gonna say move on blah blah but im the same way as you, i get attached easily so i know the feeling

and if you find out shes sending you fake signals or leading you on, then who the hell needs her anyways

so your saying hit that and quit that as soon as you can.

Find out if she's interested if not **** it and move on. I think almost everyone here has been in the girl chasing situation. But after so long you eventually have to start looking elsewhere.

im not necessarily saying hit it and quit it (i mean yea its funny to joke about, but if were being serious im not the type to do that so) but unless you have an established relationship going into college he has pretty much no chance...shes going to be meeting new guys left and right

OqGQ72bre30

the guys on the right weren't even trying. They were just lobbing it up for him.

so your saying hit that and quit that as soon as you can.

Find out if she's interested if not **** it and move on. I think almost everyone here has been in the girl chasing situation. But after so long you eventually have to start looking elsewhere.

Good thing you said ALMOST! I don't dig chicks...although if I did, I'm sure you'd all love it!

Anyway...the girl is just toying with him. I've been down this road before...she's gonna let him hang himself and then tell him she's not interested. Girls are EVIL like that. And being that she's older....forget it. He makes her feel good, but she doesn't want anything more than that. They're in the "Friend Zone" and there's no coming back from that.

Good thing you said ALMOST! I don't dig chicks...although if I did, I'm sure you'd all love it!



Not even in college?

im not necessarily saying hit it and quit it (i mean yea its funny to joke about, but if were being serious im not the type to do that so) but unless you have an established relationship going into college he has pretty much no chance...shes going to be meeting new guys left and right

9 times out of 10 when a girl goes to college and her boyfriend is still in HS its pretty much over. Even if they were both going to college at the same time they would most likely go to different schools and go their different ways from their.

Not even in college?

haha I just spit out my coffee

9 times out of 10 when a girl goes to college and her boyfriend is still in HS its pretty much over. Even if they were both going to college at the same time they would most likely go to different schools and go their different ways from their.

Even if you go to the same college, it doesn't work:teach2:

9 times out of 10 when a girl goes to college and her boyfriend is still in HS its pretty much over. Even if they were both going to college at the same time they would most likely go to different schools and go their different ways from their.




i realize that but im saying at least theres a chance if they start something before college. a bunch of my friends had bfs/gfs thta went to different schools or were at home or whatever and had relationships that lasted

My buddy here at school had a girlfriend that is two years under us. She followed him here to UNH and then they broke up. Roflcopter.

i realize that but im saying at least theres a chance if they start something before college. a bunch of my friends had bfs/gfs thta went to different schools or were at home or whatever and had relationships that lasted

i dated a girl senior year of high school. Broke up the second week of college. Didn't talk for 3 years, didn't see each other for 5 years. And now, here I am, one and a half years in ( 6 1/2 years later) back with that same little ball of hate I call my girlfriend.

Not even in college?

I commuted to college...and I talk to one person from college! So no, not even in college!

I commuted to college...and I talk to one person from college! So no, not even in college!

That's lame, we'll get you there

i realize that but im saying at least theres a chance if they start something before college. a bunch of my friends had bfs/gfs thta went to different schools or were at home or whatever and had relationships that lasted

I'm not saying he shouldn't try but he also shouldn't waste all his time trying to get with her after all this time. Give it one last shot and if its meant to be it will happen if not move on.

i dated a girl senior year of high school. Broke up the second week of college. Didn't talk for 3 years, didn't see each other for 5 years. And now, here I am, one and a half years in ( 6 1/2 years later) back with that same little ball of hate I call my girlfriend.

You, sir, are battle-hardened.

I'm not saying he shouldn't try but he also shouldn't waste all his time trying to get with her after all this time. Give it one last shot and if its meant to be it will happen if not move on.

Well, he's 16. It's a right of passage to have that one regretable relationship. I'm not saying it wont work out for him, but he's not at that age where he needs to panic and GTFO

You, sir, are battle-hardened.

The thing is... I had a lot going on in those 5 years. 2 other girlfriends I dated for about a year each. And other stuff going on in between. I like to think i have a very good grasp on women. And at the same time, admit that I'll never understand one completely.

i realize that but im saying at least theres a chance if they start something before college. a bunch of my friends had bfs/gfs thta went to different schools or were at home or whatever and had relationships that lasted

Thats rare. When I was 19 I was dating a girl about to head off to her first year at Stonybrook, I broke it off in advance, I am still friends with the girl but there was no way that was going to work.

That's lame, we'll get you there

I've found washington apples and cherry bombs work well to expanding a female's horizons.

"Its not gay if you're single." - Jim Norton

We just need Muttley or Benedict to get rowdy in here next.

I'll start the "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" chant. :D

"WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!"

And now, here I am, one and a half years in ( 6 1/2 years later) back with that same little ball of hate I call my girlfriend.

Haha, the last few months of being with my last girlfriend (3 year relationship) resembled two 90 year olds bickering back and forth, it was pure hatred. Dumb *****.

Who wants to place vbets on where I'll be living in 2 months?

Who wants to place vbets on where I'll be living in 2 months?

South Central LA?

Ante up. Manasquan's favorite

Save the relationship, get her pregnant. You can then take them fishing.

fish for bears

ok, here it is. everyone, enjoy.

http://hfboards.com/blog.php?b=153

took me an hour and a half to write.

Dude, you need to get away from that situation immediately. In my opinion, the juice in not worth the squeeze. All that stress and mental anguish isn't necessary. There will be plenty of other girls out there, and when you're 30 and you come home from the holiday's and see this girl working at Wawa, all bloated after popping out 6 kids, you'll laugh about it. Trust me.

Ante up. Manasquan's favorite

Not a bad place to live.

Dude, you need to get away from that situation immediately. In my opinion, the juice in not worth the squeeze. All that stress and mental anguish isn't necessary. There will be plenty of other girls out there, and when you're 30 and you come home from the holiday's and see this girl working at Wawa, all bloated after popping out 6 kids, you'll laugh about it. Trust me.




hahahahahahaha post of the year

ok, here it is. everyone, enjoy.

http://hfboards.com/blog.php?b=153

took me an hour and a half to write.

Your friend has the same name as my dog.

Not a bad place to live.

I'm just worried about the tourists. But squan tavern's pizza would make up for that

ya based on her name she sounds hot...i love names that end in -leigh

That's lame, we'll get you there

I've found washington apples and cherry bombs work well to expanding a female's horizons.

We just need Muttley or Benedict to get rowdy in here next.

I'll start the "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" chant. :D

"WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!"

No thank you!!! This chick doesn't dig chicks! I will point out when a girl is hot (Carrie), but I don't swing that sway. Sorry to let you down boys.

No thank you!!! This chick doesn't dig chicks! I will point out when a girl is hot (Carrie), but I don't swing that sway. Sorry to let you down boys.

Let's say you've had 4 appletinis, and it's winter and the heat's out, and you need to scissor to stay alive

Let's say you've had 4 appletinis, and it's winter and the heat's out, and you need to scissor to stay alive



http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/roflcopterug0.gif

Let's say you've had 4 appletinis, and it's winter and the heat's out, and you need to scissor to stay alive

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Let's say you've had 4 appletinis, and it's winter and the heat's out, and you need to scissor to stay alive

I'd rather die...

Scissor me timbers

this early morning coffee crash is killing me

i need a burger

boards are kinda dead today. ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

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Please tell me that is a Sonic & Knuckles poster in the background, yes it is.

I'd rather die...


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150139/

Ok, I read the blog and everyone's take on it, minus the videos because I'm on the crackberry (they better be appropriate!), and I think there are several possibilities. She might actually be somewhat interested, and if that is the case, you need to be aggressive with it. Like I said, rent the movie Just Friends and take notes.

If she is not in fact interested, which is the more probably case, she is giving you attention because it makes her feel good. Ever wonder why there are so many hot girls with ugly guys? Because they want their ass to be kissed and are too afraid to go after a good looking guy for the fear of rejection.

I would say, you need to be aggressive with it. Throw it all on the table, tell her how you feel and that you don't want to waste your time, because no girl is worth you wasting your time. Seriously, what's the worst that can happen? She says she isn't interested in you like that and you move on which is the healthiest thing.

Going back the high school to college relationships, yes, near impossibility, and I think that is a good thing. You shouldn't date 1 person exclusively for years when you are a teenager, its unhealthy. You need to experience other people and other relationships to truly find what you are looking for and see what's out there. Not to mention, at a young age, you need to be the most important person to yourself and cannot be weighed down by having a significant other.

I was with someone from the summer before senior year of hs to the summer after freshman year. I broke up with her because I saw for the first time that there were plenty more fish in the sea, and I wasn't happy any longer. Best decision of my life. Great to have the relationship experience, but you need time to be yourself.

Why am I in finance again? Looks like I should be a therapist. :sarcasm:

Ok, I read the blog and everyone's take on it, minus the videos because I'm on the crackberry (they better be appropriate!), and I think there are several possibilities. She might actually be somewhat interested, and if that is the case, you need to be aggressive with it. Like I said, rent the movie Just Friends and take notes.

If she is not in fact interested, which is the more probably case, she is giving you attention because it makes her feel good. Ever wonder why there are so many hot girls with ugly guys? Because they want their ass to be kissed and are too afraid to go after a good looking guy for the fear of rejection.

I would say, you need to be aggressive with it. Throw it all on the table, tell her how you feel and that you don't want to waste your time, because no girl is worth you wasting your time. Seriously, what's the worst that can happen? She says she isn't interested in you like that and you move on which is the healthiest thing.

Going back the high school to college relationships, yes, near impossibility, and I think that is a good thing. You shouldn't date 1 person exclusively for years when you are a teenager, its unhealthy. You need to experience other people and other relationships to truly find what you are looking for and see what's out there. Not to mention, at a young age, you need to be the most important person to yourself and cannot be weighed down by having a significant other.

I was with someone from the summer before senior year of hs to the summer after freshman year. I broke up with her because I saw for the first time that there were plenty more fish in the sea, and I wasn't happy any longer. Best decision of my life. Great to have the relationship experience, but you need time to be yourself.

Why am I in finance again? Looks like I should be a therapist. :sarcasm:

He already spilled his guts on a CD for her. He shouldn't have to do anything more. If she's still not committing, then it just won't happen. Time to pack up and move on. Harrison's probably letting other opportunities slip away while he's chasng this broad. Three years is way too long to be "wooing" a girl, we could have had hundreds of little Harrisons running up their post count on message boards all over the world by now.

Three years is way too long to be "wooing" a girl

That dog won't hunt.

He already spilled his guts on a CD for her. He shouldn't have to do anything more. If she's still not committing, then it just won't happen. Time to pack up and move on. Harrison's probably letting other opportunities slip away while he's chasng this broad. Three years is way too long to be "wooing" a girl, we could have had hundreds of little Harrisons running up their post count on message boards all over the world by now.

We have a winner folks!!

Pack it up...nothing to see here!

HF - You owe us all money for your therapy session today!

On a lighter note, my Charmander just evolved :nod:

History Channel tonight 9pm....Can you have Sex in Space??

On a lighter note, my Charmander just evolved :nod:

what?

History Channel tonight 9pm....Can you have Sex in Space??

What? Why wouldn't you be able to? I'm throughly confused by the amount of sex talk coming from and being directed at CJ today. Very interesting... lol

What? Why wouldn't you be able to? I'm throughly confused by the amount of sex talk coming from and being directed at CJ today. Very interesting... lol

It's going to be answered on the history channel if any of you were curious!

Hahaha...this is what happens when we don't have games! The boys need to have some sort of release...

History Channel tonight 9pm....Can you have Sex in Space??

Is that an invite? :sarcasm: :biglaugh:

The problem with just walking away right now Harbaby is that if you do, you will have no closure. The only way to get that is to talk to her. He has feelings for her still, its unhealthy to just walk away. The faster he acts, the faster he can move on and the faster we can have mini HFs romping around here.

Is that an invite? :sarcasm: :biglaugh:

The problem with just walking away right now Harbaby is that if you do, you will have no closure. The only way to get that is to talk to her. He has feelings for her still, its unhealthy to just walk away. The faster he acts, the faster he can move on and the faster we can have mini HFs romping around here.

Are you sure we're ready for that?

Is that an invite? :sarcasm: :biglaugh:

The problem with just walking away right now Harbaby is that if you do, you will have no closure. The only way to get that is to talk to her. He has feelings for her still, its unhealthy to just walk away. The faster he acts, the faster he can move on and the faster we can have mini HFs romping around here.

He's like 16 or something. Hormones are a ragin'. He doesn't need closure, all he needs is to find another girl that gets his motor running and he'll forget all about her.

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Anyway...the girl is just toying with him. I've been down this road before...she's gonna let him hang himself and then tell him she's not interested. Girls are EVIL like that. And being that she's older....forget it. He makes her feel good, but she doesn't want anything more than that. They're in the "Friend Zone" and there's no coming back from that.


Of all the responses so far, I agree most with the above. Except for the "friend" part. A real "friend" wouldnt act like she is, she's just a stereotypical young girl that craves attention. Most women feed off of and love attention really, but the need for and desire for such attention is inversely proportional to her self-esteem.
The other thing HF has done that young males often do, is he has put this girl atop such a golden pedestal that he has assured that he will A) never have success with her B) always act like a buffoon around her.
Remember that no matter HOW beautiful or seemingly flawless, most women are self-conscious basketcases (even Carrie Millbank probably) so dont be afraid to approach them and for the love of God dont act like she's a deity. Your instant "worship" of her will be perceived very unattractively.

"You're putting the ***** on a pedestal."

"I still don't know what that means."

EXTERIOR GAS 'N' SIP - NIGHT

(All of the guys are sitting against a wire fence drinking and eating crisps. As each of them talks, the rest agree with him.)

JOE
Lloyd man, no babe is worth it, you know. Listen, hang with us man, we'll teach you.

GUY #1
Right. Lloyd man, you can't even trust them man, because you know what it's about? They spend your money, and they tell their friends everything man, it's economics.

GUY #2
Man, all you gotta do is find a girl who looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her man, get her off your mind.

MARK
Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. Diane Court is a showpony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us and you walk tall.

LUKE
*****es, man! Hey dude, I'd better bail. See you later.

(They all say goodbye.)

MARK
Later for you, Luke.

LLOYD
I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n Sip on a Saturday night completely alone, drinking beers, no women anywhere?

(There is silence.)

JOE
By choice, man!

GUY #2
Yeah man, conscious choice.

(They all agree.)

"You're putting the ***** on a pedestal."

"I still don't know what that means."

:hits you with flourecent light:
"Hey, new pants man"

Of all the responses so far, I agree most with the above. Except for the "friend" part. A real "friend" wouldnt act like she is, she's just a stereotypical young girl that craves attention. Most women feed off of and love attention really, but the need for and desire for such attention is inversely proportional to her self-esteem.
The other thing HF has done that young males often do, is he has put this girl atop such a golden pedestal that he has assured that he will A) never have success with her B) always act like a buffoon around her.
Remember that no matter HOW beautiful or seemingly flawless, most women are self-conscious basketcases (even Carrie Millbank probably) so dont be afraid to approach them and for the love of God dont act like she's a deity. Your instant "worship" of her will be perceived very unattractively.

Yeah, I brought up "Plan B" (acting somewhere between disinterested and a total d-bag) the last time this came up, but it's gone way too far past there. Way too far past there. Basically, this one is over, a change in attitude will just look like further insanity and I don't think a 16 year old guy can mind**** an 18 year old girl anyway, unless he meets certain "criteria". Which means I have seen it done, but good luck.

Harison Ford hanging out this chick's house, with an iPod docking station held in one hand above his head

When it comes down to it - always buy the telescope.

ok, here it is. everyone, enjoy.

http://hfboards.com/blog.php?b=153

took me an hour and a half to write.

She's ****ing you over. I've done **** like that before, and I wasn't interested. But she might not be as ****** as I am.

On a lighter note, my Charmander just evolved :nod:

My Charizard is level 87. But my Pikachu is level 44 and it refuses to evolve.

She's ****ing you over. I've done **** like that before, and I wasn't interested. But she might not be as ****** as I am.



My Charizard is level 87. But my Pikachu is level 44 and it refuses to evolve.

Go grab a thunderstone ;)

all these references are over my head. im off today

Go grab a thunderstone ;)

duh. i haven't played the same since I was... well i was still too old to be playing. But probably 9-10 years ago, and I even knew that!

Go grab a thunderstone ;)

I always feel like I'm cheating when I do that.
Even though I leave half of my Pokemon at the daycare center so I don't have to train them.

Hey guys, thanks for all the feedback and such. Another thing i forgot to add was that she hasnt had a boyfriend or anything like that since i went out with her. She's a supernice girl, and ive been talking to Johnny, the one that is family friends with her alot about it and he said that he doesnt think she knows what she is doing. Right now i dont really know what she's doing either (obviously) but the thing is whenever i think of other girls i always compare them with her, and most of those girls i can see right through, this one is just different. I know its cliche to say that, and i hate cliches, but theres just something about her.

but theres just something about her.

Yea, the same thing that makes you like them now is the same thing that will make you hate them in 15 years.

all these references are over my head. im off today

Yeah, I thought it was double entendre.... like "I wish my Charizard would stop evolving in public."

BTW
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk133/Dugah/BritneySpears-Circus.jpg
came out today!!!!

My Charizard is level 87. But my Pikachu is level 44 and it refuses to evolve.

This seems like some sort of secret military code to me.

the thing is whenever i think of other girls i always compare them with her, and most of those girls i can see right through, this one is just different.

http://www.brickartist.com/lego-art/Pedestal1.jpg

BTW
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk133/Dugah/BritneySpears-Circus.jpg
came out today!!!!

I love me some Britney

This seems like some sort of secret military code to me.

Everyone should know Pokemon.

http://www.brickartist.com/lego-art/Pedestal1.jpg

i wont deny it, i do have her kind of up there because she is really the only girl i talk to, i mean i talk to other girls, just not in that way. i also dont really get too many other offers :laugh:, theres alot of other people that are better looking (no homo, just telling the truth) in my grade. I just feel the most comfortable around her.

I love me some Britney

You can get pre-sale tickets to her concert..YAY!

I knew what a Charizard was but I wasn't going to readily admit it. It's not like I have kids (that I know of) at the moment.

I love me some Britney

She looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture, but realistically you'd have to double-bag the rubbers and replace the nonoxonyl-9 with WMD at this point. All in all, it just wouldnt be worth the risks involved.

You can get pre-sale tickets to her concert..YAY!

I don't have that kind of money, take me for christmas.

She looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture, but realistically you'd have to double-bag the rubbers and replace the nonoxonyl-9 with WMD at this point. All in all, it just wouldnt be worth the risks involved.

I wouldn't care, I've dreamed of tapping that since I was a wee lad

She looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture, but realistically you'd have to double-bag the rubbers and replace the nonoxonyl-9 with WMD at this point. All in all, it just wouldnt be worth the risks involved.

Yeah would you really want to touch anything thats touched Paris Hilton?

I don't have that kind of money, take me for christmas.



I wouldn't care, I've dreamed of tapping that since I was a wee lad

See...you're the one who owes ME...remember!! :shakehead

I don't have that kind of money either...I already spent it on my St. Louis, Dallas, and Columbus trips! And yes...I'll be visiting RG!! ;)

Everyone should know Pokemon.

Wouldnt you have to be <25? I vaguely remember some sort of pog card game and a cartoon, but other than that I was definitely too old. I'm from the Smurfs and Transformers generation (back when Transformers werent made of crappy light plastic that breaks in 3 seconds).

You can get pre-sale tickets to her concert..YAY!

It's times like these I really wish I had money.

She looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture, but realistically you'd have to double-bag the rubbers and replace the nonoxonyl-9 with WMD at this point. All in all, it just wouldnt be worth the risks involved.

Leave Britney alone! :cry:

Wouldnt you have to be <25? I vaguely remember some sort of pog card game and a cartoon, but other than that I was definitely too old. I'm from the Smurfs and Transformers generation (back when Transformers werent made of crappy light plastic that breaks in 3 seconds).

Well then that makes sense.

See...you're the one who owes ME...remember!! :shakehead

I don't have that kind of money either...I already spent it on my St. Louis, Dallas, and Columbus trips! And yes...I'll be visiting RG!! ;)

In an ironic twist of today's theme - CJ will the in the box with me. :sarcasm:

btw, I thought we weren't doing the Babe Thread thing? So why was it ok for him to post a babe pic? :P

See...you're the one who owes ME...remember!! :shakehead

I don't have that kind of money either...I already spent it on my St. Louis, Dallas, and Columbus trips! And yes...I'll be visiting RG!! ;)

Umm...having the honor of hanging out with me would more than make up for my shenanigans

i wont deny it, i do have her kind of up there because she is really the only girl i talk to, i mean i talk to other girls, just not in that way. i also dont really get too many other offers :laugh:, theres alot of other people that are better looking (no homo, just telling the truth) in my grade. I just feel the most comfortable around her.

i bet one of those girls is into you. Think of the girl you talk with a lot, that you consider a friend of yours. She likes you. She might also look like a foot, but I bet she likes you

Umm...having the honor of hanging out with me would more than make up for my shenanigans

Oh really now?

Oh really now?

Yes, in fact, you would owe me if you brought me to a Britney concert

Yes, in fact, you would owe me if you brought me to a Britney concert

Sorry buddy...that doesn't work with me! You're still in the dog house.

Sorry buddy...that doesn't work with me! You're still in the dog house.

How am I in the doghouse? I'm the nicest person on these boards, you just have it out for me

How am I in the doghouse? I'm the nicest person on these boards, you just have it out for me

You were mean to me yesterday...and you know it! Those panda eyes don't work buddy! ;)

You were mean to me yesterday...and you know it! Those panda eyes don't work buddy! ;)

Part of being friends is the ability to bust eachother's chops. Plus, I already apologized, what more can I do

And plus, you were mean to me too!

Part of being friends is the ability to bust eachother's chops. Plus, I already apologized, what more can I do

post 95

post 95

:facepalm:

Part of being friends is the ability to bust eachother's chops. Plus, I already apologized, what more can I do

And plus, you were mean to me too!

I'm just busting your balls! We're still friends...but I can't afford Britney tickets.

post 95

:facepalm:

And he will NOT post #95 me!

I'm just busting your balls! We're still friends...but I can't afford Britney tickets.


Do I at least reclaim my spot as first line winger?

i just played against the most ignorant self centered ranger fan on NHL09. we played 1-1, cause everyone left, so i took center even though im a defensive defensman just tto have fun. the guy was so cocky in the lobby and then i noticed all he was going to do was that glitch shot so i worked him all game and it was tied 1-1 until i missed a hit and he was able to get a goal with like 4 min in he 3rd, then i ****ed him up at center ice and got a penalty and he scored so i just kept ****ing him up. the guy was so damn full of himself and how good he was and how awesome the rangers are. he even said marty was washed up and lundqvusit was better last year and this year