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None Shall Pass

VS

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A turkey

Per Gulitti:
Coming into this annual match-up, None Shall Pass is boastful.

"If I'm not passed out drunk and full by 11:30PM, I've failed," you joked.

But he needs to be a little more wary. This year's bird is estimated at 18lbs.

"(Inexplicable gobbles)," the bird exclaimed.

None Shall Pass has an 17-1-1 record on Thanksgiving. The bird has always fared much worse.

Projected Line-ups:
NSP:

Beer-None Shall Pass-Football
Salt-Pepper-Napkin

Spoon-Fork

Clemmer

Turkey:

Stuffing-Turkey-Mashed potatoes
Cranberry Sauce-Bread-Asparagus

Gravy-Butter

Plate

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hahaha, you're winning my vote for the rubber chicken award again

:biglaugh:

HAHAHA this is great

Live feed? MSGs not playing it

This is beyond hysterical.

Live feed? MSGs not playing it

Sopcast

GO TURKEY!

In all fairness the turkey should have a 5 min powerplay on the major spearing NSP got away with.

I predict this goes to OT.

:laugh: i cant believe this got stickied. GO NSP!

This is awesome.

Asparagus though :shakehead.

Hahaha, how did this get a sticky

Napkin with a hattrick btw

i hear Plate is a *****

according to TG, sweet potato is a healthy scratch.

Butter is overrated. It's going to be -7 and will take a ton of penalties.

Technically it is bread, but croissants are heavenly.

Turkey's first line scares me, they've got some great chemistry.

i dont like Asparagus. He's lazy and unmotivated plus it smells funny when i...

sounds like Jamie Langenbrunner

Oh yeah GO CLEMMER!

Turkey's first line scares me, they've got some great chemistry.

Yeah, but mashed potatos has been on a really bad cold streak. His passes are sloppy and he hasn't been hitting the net

GTD of the year, for sure!

None, I thought you had this in the bag, but I forgot that Plate came over from Christmas. I think its going to go into overtime.:laugh:

Yeah, but mashed potatos has been on a really bad cold streak. His passes are sloppy and he hasn't been hitting the net

not to mention he's a little soft.....

har har har.

Turkey's first line scares me, they've got some great chemistry.

Yeah, but look at the Drunks line.

Turkey has no chance.

Anyone ever try the heart? The best part of the turkey.

Expect a PGT as well.

Eklund has Gravy potentially switch to LW the first-line of Turkey-Mashed Potatoes.

And according to my Aunt, asparagus is a late scratch for either brussel sprouts or caramelized baby onions.

Expect a PGT as well.

Eklund has Gravy potentially switch to LW the first-line of Turkey-Mashed Potatoes.

And according to my Aunt, asparagus is a late scratch for either brussel sprouts or caramelized baby onions.

thats good news. I just don't like asparagus's game.

Fantastic :handclap:

Well deserving of the sticky

thats good news. I just don't like asparagus's game.

asparagus has the potential, it just fails to put it all together

Yeah, but mashed potatos has been on a really bad cold streak. His passes are sloppy and he hasn't been hitting the net

thats why i think sweet potatos should play. he just meshes well with everything

thats good news. I just don't like asparagus's game.

But he's the agitator!!
He pisses everyone off and takes them off their game. Brussel sprouts better step up big time if they leave asparagus out.:shakehead

I'm just glad cauliflower was put on waivers

I'm just glad cauliflower was put on waivers

cauliflower has no heart

I'm just glad cauliflower was put on waivers

You think he will clear waivers?

You think he will clear waivers?

Depends if it includes raisins

I'm just glad cauliflower was put on waivers

nobody claimed him so Turkey now has a decision to make about cauliflower's future. You know he was once a top 10 draft pick.

nobody claimed him so Turkey now has a decision to make about cauliflower's future. You know he was once a top 10 draft pick.

is turkey a Reg Dunlap? player/coach?

is turkey a Reg Dunlap? player/coach?

indeed he is. Turkey is a rare breed indeed.

nobody claimed him so Turkey now has a decision to make about cauliflower's future. You know he was once a top 10 draft pick.

Just send him out. He leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Just send him out. He leaves a bad taste in my mouth

i was originally hoping they could trade him for pecan pie but pecan's stock has gone way up lately.

i was originally hoping they could trade him for pecan pie but pecan's stock has gone way up lately.

Pumpkins the better choice. Gritty vet that can be used in all situations

But he's the agitator!!
He pisses everyone off and takes them off their game. Brussel sprouts better step up big time if they leave asparagus out.:shakehead

Yeah but pumpkin pie's just rotting away in the minors.
He's definitely got first-line potential.

The French fried onions are probably going to get less than 5 minutes of playing time because Sutter hates Euros.

Pumpkins the better choice. Gritty vet that can be used in all situations

he has the thanksgiving experience too.

in the last minute, i want pumpkin out there 10 out of 10 compared to pecan

Yeah but pumpkin pie's just rotting away in the minors.
He's definitely got first-line potential.

You put him on a line with vanilla ice cream and they'll light it up

You put him on a line with vanilla ice cream and they'll light it up

put apple pie on that line too and we are contenders

put apple pie on that line too and we are contenders

i'm sorry but apple pie is past him prime. He was great last season but he just doesn't fit in anymore. There are way better pie brothers to be had.

i'm surprised Turkey is able to play. last i heard it was done for the season with a broken neck.

Cheese cake will kick everyone's ass.

i'm sorry but apple pie is past him prime. He was great last season but he just doesn't fit in anymore. There are way better pie brothers to be had.

he's good on faceoffs and gets PP time. its okay, hes like the holik

Is turkey playing wing tonight?

Cheese cake will kick everyone's ass.

Cheese cake is still on Christmas Ham's team. The trade never went through.

Is turkey playing wing tonight?

nah he already has two wings on his sides

Cheese cake is still on Christmas Ham's team. The trade never went through.

That's the last time I listen to Eklund.

I really hope Turkey can finish the game off tonight and then stay good.
Last year he got worse as the season went on apart from the few good games sandwiched between the bad ones.

I really hope Turkey can finish the game off tonight and then stay good.
Last year he got worse as the season went on apart from the few good games sandwiched between the bad ones.

stuffing is very inconsistent. I wouldn't surprise me if Bread will soon step up onto turkeys line.

stuffing is very inconsistent. I wouldn't surprise me if Bread will soon step up onto turkeys line.

Stuffing and Turkey have way to much chemistry to be split up

Expect a PGT as well.

Eklund has Gravy potentially switch to LW the first-line of Turkey-Mashed Potatoes.

And according to my Aunt, asparagus is a late scratch for either brussel sprouts or caramelized baby onions.

You have to go with the onions, you really do. He has shown real heart and leadership, despite his age.

asparagus has the potential, it just fails to put it all together

So many times this happens, its a shame.

Stuffing and Turkey have way to much chemistry to be split up

Turkey can't be carrying Stuffings dead weight all year. Eventually the team needs to go back to the tried and true Bread-Turkey-mustard line. It always satisfies.

i heard string beans has an undisclosed upper body injury

MUSTARD?! He has no place with turkey!

MUSTARD?! He has no place with turkey!

Who would you rather have with Bread and turkey! Cheese perhaps? To many holes in his game.

Turkey can't be carrying Stuffings dead weight all year. Eventually the team needs to go back to the tried and true Bread-Turkey-mustard line. It always satisfies.

mustard ****ing blows

Who would you rather have with Bread and turkey! Cheese perhaps? To many holes in his game.

I'd switch between cheese and mayo

Who would you rather have with Bread and turkey! Cheese perhaps? To many holes in his game.

thats tomorrow's game

mustard-turkey-lettuce
tomato-bacon

mustard ****ing blows

GTFO.

GTFO.

I hate tartar sauce.

mustard does not belong in thanksgiving

I hate tartar sauce.

Who doesn't?

mustard does not belong in thanksgiving

mustard's not for thanksgiving. If you notice hes not even in the lineup tonight. After this week stuffing always falls apart. Thats when mustard steps up his game and teams up with Turkey and bread. Its not the best line in the world but it produces solidly night in and night out. And they're cheap.

turkey usually handles back-to-back games poorly.

it's almost like he's less and less into it as the games go on.

for me:

mustard-turkey-lettuce
tomato-bacon

mayo in the net

turkey usually handles back-to-back games poorly.

it's almost like he's less and less into it as the games go on.

for me:

mustard-turkey-lettuce
tomato-bacon

mayo in the net

You can't bench plate. He's what holds this team together. Without him everything would just fall down.

But really the question tonight is whether or not Sweet Potatoes are still covered in marshmellow or not. If they pull it together, that's a gimme.

But really the question tonight is whether or not Sweet Potatoes are still covered in marshmellow or not. If they pull it together, that's a gimme.

sweet potatos is quietly becoming my favorite part of the thanksgiving team

turkey is overpaying for Cranberry Sauce. I hate him. I don't know who likes him. He just sits there and jiggles a bit and everyone ignores him.

turkey is overpaying for Cranberry Sauce. I hate him. I don't know who likes him. He just sits there and jiggles a bit and everyone ignores him.

i hate him to, but he has a NTC

MUSTARD?! He has no place with turkey!

Exactly, they cannot possibly develop chemistry this fast, similar to Gomez. :sarcasm:

turkey is overpaying for Cranberry Sauce. I hate him. I don't know who likes him. He just sits there and jiggles a bit and everyone ignores him.

i hate him to, but he has a NTC

How dare the both of you. He's consistently good, dammit

i hate him to, but he has a NTC

Damn Lou Lamorpilgrim for giving him that contract!

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alright im off to the grandparents house, no computer there, so ill check back later.

GET STUFFED!

You can't bench plate. He's what holds this team together. Without him everything would just fall down.

of course i can bench plate. i tend to make a sandwich with a bottom piece of bread

of course i can bench plate. i tend to make a sandwich with a bottom piece of bread

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/10/l_96009f1a66b848d2a1ed5a95b9c31faa.jpg

I tend to eat my sandwiches slowly which means the plate needs to be there to hold my sandwich!

Family is arriving. Peace out folks. Turkey time in 30 minutes! be back on saturday stupid black friday.

Turkey beat me 4-1

Turkey beat me 4-1

That turkey's got . . . . game.

Damn Lou Lamorpilgrim for giving him that contract!

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I laff. IDK why.

well, it's still early but heres the box score at the end of 1

Team NjDEVSFN95 2 - Team Dinner 1

Goal summary:
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:15, assist by Toasted Cracker
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:30, assist by Fork
Dinner goal - 3:14, assist by toilet paper, shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 2 minutes for forgetting an egg 11:45
Crabdip (team dinner) - 2 minutes for being hot 12:13
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major, too cold 3:10

Even though he's not in this game, I was right- cheese cake kicked ass.

well, it's still early but heres the box score at the end of 1

Team NjDEVSFN95 2 - Team Dinner 1

Goal summary:
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:15, assist by Toasted Cracker
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:30, assist by Fork
Dinner goal - 3:14, assist by toilet paper, shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 2 minutes for forgetting an egg 11:45
Crabdip (team dinner) - 2 minutes for being hot 12:13
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major, too cold 3:10

:laugh:

Reffs basically changed the game, I got called for high forking which cost me a 1-0 loss. Turkeys have an awesome defensive game.

Reffs basically changed the game, I got called for high forking which cost me a 1-0 loss. Turkeys have an awesome defensive game.

I actually Lol'd

End of the 2nd period

Team NjDEVSFN95 3 - Team Dinner 4

Period 1
Goal summary:
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:15, assist by Toasted Cracker
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:30, assist by Fork
Toilet goal - 3:14, assist by toilet paper, shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 2 minutes for forgetting an egg 11:45
Crabdip (team dinner) - 2 minutes for being hot 12:13
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major, too cold 3:10

Period 2
Goal summary:
Turkey goal (team dinner) - assisted by 3 hours and 380 degrees, 5:30
NjDEVSFN95 goal, 5:33 - assisted by knife and fork powerplay
Mashed potato goal (team dinner) - assisted by gorgonzola cheese, 5:35 shorthanded
Crescent roll goal (team dinner) - assisted by Pillsbury and Land O'Lake butter, 5:46
NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by butter knife, 5:47 shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 4 minute (double minor) for guitar hero failing, 5:02
Cranberry sauce (team dinner) - 2 minutes for not being straight from the can 5:32
Sweet potato mash (team dinner) - 5 minute major for impersonating Mashed potato, 5:36
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 5 minute major, inappropriate release of carbonation 5:45

turkey is overpaying for Cranberry Sauce. I hate him. I don't know who likes him. He just sits there and jiggles a bit and everyone ignores him.

How in the world is cranberry sauce supposed to prove himself only getting 4 minutes of attention a game? It's a disgrace and the coach should be fired for not properly managing the talent. All we hear all season is how good cranberry sauce is and when he's finally in the lineup yet we don't see squat.

Cranberry should be out there quarterbacking the PP and setting up green bean casserole it stuffing it to the back of the belly.

I bet cranberry will not even be here next season after this game... I wouldn't if I were treated like this in a contract year...:shakehead

Overall the game is shaping up like this: Came out flying on the first helping, stumbled out of the gate on the 2nd, and now heading into the third I predict it gets ugly quick. I look for coach to put them on the bikes after the game as punishment and have a hard morning session tomorrow before heading on to Leftovers for Sat's game.

1st Star = Sweet Potatoes w/ marshmellows
2nd Star = Turkey
3rd Star = Pumpin Pie w/ whipped cream and Vanilla Ice Cream

yeah..just had to pop in and say this thread was hilarious. reminds me of the famous Tuscon Milk from Amazon, when people left thousands of crazy comments-http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

anyway, it was an awesome read, and terrific dinner insight. 'chico eats' would be proud

End of the 2nd period

Team NjDEVSFN95 3 - Team Dinner 4

Period 1
Goal summary:
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:15, assist by Toasted Cracker
NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:30, assist by Fork
Toilet goal - 3:14, assist by toilet paper, shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 2 minutes for forgetting an egg 11:45
Crabdip (team dinner) - 2 minutes for being hot 12:13
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major, too cold 3:10

Period 2
Goal summary:
Turkey goal (team dinner) - assisted by 3 hours and 380 degrees, 5:30
NjDEVSFN95 goal, 5:33 - assisted by knife and fork powerplay
Mashed potato goal (team dinner) - assisted by gorgonzola cheese, 5:35 shorthanded
Crescent roll goal (team dinner) - assisted by Pillsbury and Land O'Lake butter, 5:46
NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by butter knife, 5:47 shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 4 minute (double minor) for guitar hero failing, 5:02
Cranberry sauce (team dinner) - 2 minutes for not being straight from the can 5:32
Sweet potato mash (team dinner) - 5 minute major for impersonating Mashed potato, 5:36
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 5 minute major, inappropriate release of carbonation 5:45

gold

Turkey 4
Darius Dangleaitis 3
F (SO)

Pumpkin pie scored the only goal in the shootout

Turkey knocked me out cold at 5:58. I got my next shift at 6:30 though.

I shut Turkey out. He was persistent, but I held him off.

Anyone ever try the heart? The best part of the turkey.

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Game over (how the **** is the 942 already?)

Team NjDEVSFN95 3 - Team Dinner 4

Period 1
Goal summary:
1 - 0 NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:15, assist by Toasted Cracker
2 - 0 NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:30, assist by Fork
2 - 1 Toilet goal - 3:14, assist by toilet paper, shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 2 minutes for forgetting an egg 11:45
Crabdip (team dinner) - 2 minutes for being hot 12:13
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major, too cold 3:10

Period 2
Goal summary:
2 - 2 Turkey goal (team dinner) - assisted by 3 hours and 380 degrees, 5:30
3 - 2 NjDEVSFN95 goal, 5:33 - assisted by knife and fork powerplay
3 - 3 Mashed potato goal (team dinner) - assisted by gorgonzola cheese, 5:35 shorthanded
3 - 4 Crescent roll goal (team dinner) - assisted by Pillsbury and Land O'Lake butter, 5:46
4 - 4 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by butter knife, 5:47 shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 4 minute (double minor) for guitar hero failing, 5:02
Cranberry sauce (team dinner) - 2 minutes for not being straight from the can 5:32
Sweet potato mash (team dinner) - 5 minute major for impersonating Mashed potato, 5:36
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 5 minute major, inappropriate release of carbonation 5:45

Period 3
Scoring Summary
4 - 5 Pecan Pie goal (team dinner) - assisted by oven and vanilla ice cream, 7:55
4 - 6 Apple Pie goal (team dinner) - assisted by vanilla ice cream, 7:58
5 - 6 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by fork, 7:59 powerplay
6 - 6 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by fork and clean plate, 8:03
7 - 6 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by couch and pillow, 8:30 powerplay

Penalty summary
Vanilla ice cream (team dinner) - 5 minutes for too cold, 7:58
Vanilla ice cream (team dinner) - 2 minutes for insensitivity, 7:58
NjDEVSFN95 - 5 minutes for sensitive teeth, 7:58
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major for being too cold, 8:20
Toilet paper (team dinner) - 2 minutes for last 2 sheets, 5 minutes for no replacement, a 10 minute misconduct for inhumane behavior, and a match penalty, 8:25

Special teams summary:
NjDEVSFN95 - 4, 16 minutes, 3 for 8 (36.75%)
Team dinner - 8, 43 minutes, 0 fr 4 (0%)

Game over (how the **** is the 942 already?)

Team NjDEVSFN95 3 - Team Dinner 4

Period 1
Goal summary:
1 - 0 NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:15, assist by Toasted Cracker
2 - 0 NjDEVSFN95 goal - 12:30, assist by Fork
2 - 1 Toilet goal - 3:14, assist by toilet paper, shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 2 minutes for forgetting an egg 11:45
Crabdip (team dinner) - 2 minutes for being hot 12:13
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major, too cold 3:10

Period 2
Goal summary:
2 - 2 Turkey goal (team dinner) - assisted by 3 hours and 380 degrees, 5:30
3 - 2 NjDEVSFN95 goal, 5:33 - assisted by knife and fork powerplay
3 - 3 Mashed potato goal (team dinner) - assisted by gorgonzola cheese, 5:35 shorthanded
3 - 4 Crescent roll goal (team dinner) - assisted by Pillsbury and Land O'Lake butter, 5:46
4 - 4 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by butter knife, 5:47 shorthanded

Penalty summary:
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 4 minute (double minor) for guitar hero failing, 5:02
Cranberry sauce (team dinner) - 2 minutes for not being straight from the can 5:32
Sweet potato mash (team dinner) - 5 minute major for impersonating Mashed potato, 5:36
Team NjDEVSFN95 - 5 minute major, inappropriate release of carbonation 5:45

Period 3
Scoring Summary
4 - 5 Pecan Pie goal (team dinner) - assisted by oven and vanilla ice cream, 7:55
4 - 6 Apple Pie goal (team dinner) - assisted by vanilla ice cream, 7:58
5 - 6 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by fork, 7:59 powerplay
6 - 6 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by fork and clean plate, 8:03
7 - 6 NjDEVSFN95 goal - assisted by couch and pillow, 8:30 powerplay

Penalty summary
Vanilla ice cream (team dinner) - 5 minutes for too cold, 7:58
Vanilla ice cream (team dinner) - 2 minutes for insensitivity, 7:58
NjDEVSFN95 - 5 minutes for sensitive teeth, 7:58
Toilet seat (team dinner) - 5 minute major for being too cold, 8:20
Toilet paper (team dinner) - 2 minutes for last 2 sheets, 5 minutes for no replacement, a 10 minute misconduct for inhumane behavior, and a match penalty, 8:25

Special teams summary:
NjDEVSFN95 - 4, 16 minutes, 3 for 8 (36.75%)
Team dinner - 8, 43 minutes, 0 fr 4 (0%)

You had real sticktoitiveness there to keep it going, nice job! :laugh::yo:

In the many years I've been following meals of all kinds, I am absolutely amazed that no one is talking about the versatility of Napkin. Napkin can be used on the side, on the lap, and provided it's clean and nicely folded, as a makeshift finishing touch on a nice suit jacket. Napkin has come in many kinds over the years and is always willing to get into the corners and in the slot to clean up the dirty work for many, most of all, Mouth.

Mouth is great, don't get me wrong. Hall of famer in the making, all the way. But Mouth can't get it done all alone. Eating is a team effort and accessories like Napkin are an asset that this organization must respect. No, Napkin will never command the high salary like Fork or Glass; or get the praise like Spoon. But Napkin is as much of the core as anything else, and it's time the fans recognize that as well.

Next post, I'd like to discuss a prospect in the system - Toothpick. While not big, Toothpick will prove itself to be quite useful in a number of situations, from poking the food to agitating others.

In the many years I've been following meals of all kinds, I am absolutely amazed that no one is talking about the versatility of Napkin. Napkin can be used on the side, on the lap, and provided it's clean and nicely folded, as a makeshift finishing touch on a nice suit jacket. Napkin has come in many kinds over the years and is always willing to get into the corners and in the slot to clean up the dirty work for many, most of all, Mouth.

Mouth is great, don't get me wrong. Hall of famer in the making, all the way. But Mouth can't get it done all alone. Eating is a team effort and accessories like Napkin are an asset that this organization must respect. No, Napkin will never command the high salary like Fork or Glass; or get the praise like Spoon. But Napkin is as much of the core as anything else, and it's time the fans recognize that as well.

Next post, I'd like to discuss a prospect in the system - Toothpick. While not big, Toothpick will prove itself to be quite useful in a number of situations, from poking the food to agitating others.

Wow, the list of pauses here will crash the boards. :laugh:

In the many years I've been following meals of all kinds, I am absolutely amazed that no one is talking about the versatility of Napkin. Napkin can be used on the side, on the lap, and provided it's clean and nicely folded, as a makeshift finishing touch on a nice suit jacket. Napkin has come in many kinds over the years and is always willing to get into the corners and in the slot to clean up the dirty work for many, most of all, Mouth.

Mouth is great, don't get me wrong. Hall of famer in the making, all the way. But Mouth can't get it done all alone. Eating is a team effort and accessories like Napkin are an asset that this organization must respect. No, Napkin will never command the high salary like Fork or Glass; or get the praise like Spoon. But Napkin is as much of the core as anything else, and it's time the fans recognize that as well.

Next post, I'd like to discuss a prospect in the system - Toothpick. While not big, Toothpick will prove itself to be quite useful in a number of situations, from poking the food to agitating others.

I think I found that funny for all the wrong reasons.

Game Notes:

Surprise scratch: Homemade Mac and Cheese instead of Mashed Taters. Was, overall, a -3.

Three stars:
1. Dos Equis: 6 or 7, uh...Dos Equis.
2. Turkey: Soft, moist, delicious.
3. Me: Passed out at 8:30 in front of TV :nod:

Caramelized onions played fine, brussel sprouts were a little weak, bread was poppyseed (Niceeee), stuffing had sausage in it (Niceeeee). Lots of pies. There were 12 pies. Football sucked today.

Pumpkin pie beat me in overtime.

I defeated half a bottle of vodka after the six pack. My literacy in the face of alcohol is astounding.

OTOH, football defeated me. That might have been the crappiest thanksgiving football day ever, and that says alot. And the musical performances... just don't.

sweet potatos is quietly becoming my favorite part of the thanksgiving team

I was incredibly disappointed with sweet potatoes performance in last nights game.

I was expecting Marsh Mellow to be playing one wing, with Cinnamon Brownsugar to be playing the other. Cinnamon Brownsugar was in the lineup, but Marsh Mellow was out. Apple slices where in, in some weird line switching amazingly akin to what Brent Sutter himself does to the Devils.

While not completely throwing the game, I was left wanting more. And most likely will see a return of the Marsh Mellow in the very near future, on Sweet Potatoes line of course.

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

For Thanksgiving I had a microwaved Filet fish tv dinner for lunch. Some johnsonville brats with hashbrowns, corn and edame for dinner.


btw, some people in Florida apparently have no idea who Oduya is...


David Okuya's goal with 55.5 seconds left in overtime gave the New Jersey Devils a 3-2 victory at the BankAtlantic Center. But the Panthers' two goals in the dying minutes of regulation enabled them to salvage a point in the standings that didn't even appear feasible for most of the evening.


http://www.palmbeachpost.com/panthers/content/sports/epaper/2008/11/26/a1b_panthers_1127.html

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

I'm sad to say that a lot of people at my school (UBuffalo) wouldn't know what you were talking about. I'm watching that with like 50 people on a big screen projector in my lounge this year, since so many people have yet to see the greatest xmas movie ever.

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?


Best part in the movie

I was incredibly disappointed with sweet potatoes performance in last nights game.

I was expecting Marsh Mellow to be playing one wing, with Cinnamon Brownsugar to be playing the other. Cinnamon Brownsugar was in the lineup, but Marsh Mellow was out. Apple slices where in, in some weird line switching amazingly akin to what Brent Sutter himself does to the Devils.

While not completely throwing the game, I was left wanting more. And most likely will see a return of the Marsh Mellow in the very near future, on Sweet Potatoes line of course.

Sweet potatoes last night played amazing for me.

He had the marshmellow and cinnamon on his wings and man did he perform. When anything i tried had a bad taste in my mouth, i would just put the sweet potatoes in and he'd take em out. Even for dessert i had pumpkin pie and sweet potatoes. He was very clutch tonight. For me at least.

My turkey left the game with a lower body injury.

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Save the neck for me, Clark.

Save the neck for me, Clark.

:stare:
Okay Eddie

Sweet potatoes last night played amazing for me.

He had the marshmellow and cinnamon on his wings and man did he perform. When anything i tried had a bad taste in my mouth, i would just put the sweet potatoes in and he'd take em out. Even for dessert i had pumpkin pie and sweet potatoes. He was very clutch tonight. For me at least.

:rant: What the..

I'm going to have to make my own this week. The only downside of going somewhere else is that you don't really choose what to eat...lol

I like to cook my sweet potato directly in the oven like baked potatos. It was tradition in Taiwan to cook them in a brick oven til the skin was blackened and eat them as a snack. The sweet potatoes were slightly different in Taiwan though, yellow instead of the red flesh.

I dunno why people put brown sugar on something thats already sweet, it makes it sickening sometimes.

I like to cook my sweet potato directly in the oven like baked potatos. It was tradition in Taiwan to cook them in a brick oven til the skin was blackened and eat them as a snack. The sweet potatoes were slightly different in Taiwan though, yellow instead of the red flesh.

I dunno why people put brown sugar on something thats already sweet, it makes it sickening sometimes.

well i had all the three sweet things (marshmallow, cinnamon, sweet potato) mixed in a bowl and it was absolutely delicious.

well i had all the three sweet things (marshmallow, cinnamon, sweet potato) mixed in a bowl and it was absolutely delicious.

I dunno, sometimes too sweet is bad. Like the time I had the ice cream from Hagen daz. It was Double fudge swirl chocolate ice cream with hot fudge on top and chunk chocolate sprinkles.

I dunno, sometimes too sweet is bad. Like the time I had the ice cream from Hagen daz. It was Double fudge swirl chocolate ice cream with hot fudge on top and chunk chocolate sprinkles.

it actually wasnt too sweet. it was perfect.

I like contrasting tastes... So I want to have sweet potato with hot sauce and salt, garlic and butter.

The collective whimpering of Toilets around the United States is, indeed, quite audible roughly 24 hours after the big game.

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

I watch that movie every year while I wrap presents... it's the perfect wrapping companion (that and a stiff drink). The final present usually looks like a 3rd grader tried to wrap it thanks to the CC & ginger ales. I still laugh my butt off each time he says "you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin factory"

:laugh:

Someone else needs to do todays GDT. I fell asleep as soon as i got home yesterday and didn't wake up until 6 this morning. Now i'm back off to work.