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Classic Devil
11-19-2008, 04:46 PM
Since it is apparent that we need one. First order of business is to come up with a fancy name.

cj225
11-19-2008, 04:48 PM
The Cougars Den...:naughty:

Clarkson Falls Down
11-19-2008, 04:50 PM
The Zoo.

We already have a cougar.

Classic Devil
11-19-2008, 04:52 PM
The Zoo.

We already have a cougar.
Swamp Animals Society.

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 04:52 PM
Devils OT Thread: make sure you wash your hands after you ****

Classic Devil
11-19-2008, 04:55 PM
Devils OT Thread: make sure you wash your hands after you ****
Somehow I think not.

Brooklyndevil
11-19-2008, 04:55 PM
Satans Den. Wasn't that a movie of the week about 10 years ago?

Phantoms24
11-19-2008, 04:58 PM
The Penalty Box Sponsored by Jamie Langenbrunner

cj225
11-19-2008, 04:58 PM
"How Not to pick up a Girlfriend" by Harrison Ford! :D

Richer's Ghost
11-19-2008, 04:59 PM
Operation Discombobulation

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 05:03 PM
wee! freedom!!

Clarkson Falls Down
11-19-2008, 05:03 PM
The OT thread: Off the mark like Brian Gionta slap shot

Cowbell232
11-19-2008, 05:08 PM
The OT thread: Off the mark like a Devil's shot

Fixed.

And agreed.

BenedictGomez
11-19-2008, 05:10 PM
The OT Thread - All OT, All the Time

guyincognito
11-19-2008, 05:13 PM
THE VODKADOME!



I'll leave now.

åboriginal
11-19-2008, 05:13 PM
la résistance

Devilswede
11-19-2008, 05:14 PM
Devilswede's Nest - where no one is safe

;)

åboriginal
11-19-2008, 05:16 PM
downtown newark
newark cafe
jerseys red light district
the basement
shoe
erotica cirque de solie del awesome-o

Classic Devil
11-19-2008, 05:16 PM
downtown newark
The Parking Lot

CMac17
11-19-2008, 05:16 PM
la résistance

Um, we were lead to believe there'd be punch and pie...

guyincognito
11-19-2008, 05:17 PM
so, I guess it's done.

Classic Devil
11-19-2008, 05:18 PM
so, I guess it's done.
Nah, keep on throwing out ideas. I'm flexible.

åboriginal
11-19-2008, 05:19 PM
should be a poll, this is a democracy after all:D

Classic Devil
11-19-2008, 05:21 PM
should be a poll, this is a democracy after all:D
Yeah, we'll probably do a poll once we've got enough viable ideas.

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 05:24 PM
"How Not to pick up a Girlfriend" by Harrison Ford! :D

*****. :D

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 05:27 PM
Thunderdome.

åboriginal
11-19-2008, 05:30 PM
all i needed to see was cartman...

imagination land

and yes the song must be sung prior to entering

theking72
11-19-2008, 05:31 PM
Off the Post

or

Off the Pipe


Your choice

Clarkson Falls Down
11-19-2008, 05:31 PM
The NYR has cooties.

guyincognito
11-19-2008, 05:35 PM
Game Misconduct

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 05:38 PM
"OT: The thread about dunk people wasn't enough" :sarcasm:

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 05:42 PM
"OT: The thread about dunk people wasn't enough" :sarcasm:

I vote this

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 05:43 PM
I vote this

Haha, the more I look at it, the funnier and more appropriate it is.

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 05:43 PM
I vote "The Blue Seats" just to piss off Rags fans.

The Mad Crapper
11-19-2008, 05:55 PM
Club Beelzebub ~ A goofy devil name that fits this board.
Downtown Purgatory ~ Reference to Newark.
Divine Comedy ~ Reference to Hell, as well as our current play on the ice.
Wince of Darkness ~ Reference to the Devil's injuries & us watching their current play.
Sutter's Dickens ~ Don't know why I came up with that...just like the sound of it.

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 05:57 PM
Club Clarkson

Richer's Ghost
11-19-2008, 06:23 PM
"OT: The thread about dunk people wasn't enough" :sarcasm:

Dunk people?

FAIL

CMac17
11-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Haha, the more I look at it, the funnier and more appropriate it is.

How many times would one have to look at it in order to see "dunk" in place of, say, "drunk"? :sarcasm:

CMac17
11-19-2008, 06:27 PM
Dunk people?

FAIL

OOPS, dammit I swear I scrolled all the way down :dunce:

Captain Lou
11-19-2008, 06:27 PM
How many times would one have to look at it in order to see "dunk" in place of, say, "drunk"? :sarcasm:

Depends on how dunk they are :D

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 06:28 PM
I noticed it, I just didn't wanna further humiliate Game Breaker

Phantoms24
11-19-2008, 06:53 PM
The "What's said in the room, stay in the room" OT Thread

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 07:04 PM
I noticed it, I just didn't wanna further humiliate Game Breaker

Ha...ha...hilarious. Rubber chicken award goes to you midway through the voting year...

"OT: Thats what she said" ...

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-19-2008, 07:07 PM
Daterape and Crawlspace in the Morning

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 07:12 PM
Ha...ha...hilarious. Rubber chicken award goes to you midway through the voting year...



;)...

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 07:53 PM
Ha...ha...hilarious. Rubber chicken award goes to you midway through the voting year...

"OT: Thats what she said" ...

Whatever happened to those awards? Do we even know who won?

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 07:56 PM
Whatever happened to those awards? Do we even know who won?

I don't remember, I think they are for after the season.

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 08:27 PM
Daterape and Crawlspace in the Morning

Ted's Off-Topic Emporium

Jiri Bicek
11-19-2008, 08:32 PM
South Park tonight :)

Season finale :(

hargsy
11-19-2008, 08:35 PM
OT..featuring Will Smith pop up ads

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 08:36 PM
South Park tonight :)

Season finale :(

What's up with them and their freaking short ass seasons?!

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-19-2008, 08:37 PM
What's up with them and their freaking short ass seasons?!

Each season is split into two mini seasons

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 08:44 PM
Each season is split into two mini seasons

Still..what's it like 12-13 episodes per season? I want at least 20 damnit!

Mr Bojanglez
11-19-2008, 09:18 PM
Devils' Board Jubilee of Fun

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:09 PM
Haha, well, we did have that circle of members, so its easy to get confused. I'm sure you didn't forget me, I'm too unforgetable.:nod: Let's thank cj for that intro. Still find it funny that Harrison Ford saw me and cj and didn't say anything...unbelievable!

I saw you?!?! you saw me?? i dont even know what you like hahahaha

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:17 PM
Wow, Travis Zajac has got a keeper.

http://cdn.nhl.com/devils/images/upload/2008/11/1117drive.jpg

/babe talk.

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 10:19 PM
would

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:19 PM
I saw you?!?! you saw me?? i dont even know what you like hahahaha

No, you saw me and cj yelling out weeonta's name in the back by the devils exit, lol.

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 10:20 PM
Can we talk about girls in this thread? Can we can we????

devilzrule27
11-19-2008, 10:22 PM
^^NO!^^

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:22 PM
Can we talk about girls in this thread? Can we can we????

pwwwweeeeeeaaassssse. :D

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:23 PM
you know what i just realized, this smiley face :yashin: is spelled : yashin : :laugh:

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:25 PM
Can we talk about girls in this thread? Can we can we????

You know the answer, then again, who knows the rules anymore? :dunno::sarcasm:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:26 PM
No, you saw me and cj yelling out weeonta's name in the back by the devils exit, lol.

i didnt know that was you, also i was being very shy that night. the person i was with isnt the friendliest one either...

devilzrule27
11-19-2008, 10:27 PM
You know the answer, then again, who knows the rules anymore? :dunno::sarcasm:

So what your trying to say is yes???:nod:

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:27 PM
i didnt know that was you, also i was being very shy that night. the person i was with isnt the friendliest one either...

Operation "Harrison need a gf" is officially underway. We need to break you out of that shy shell!

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 10:28 PM
Harrison needs to do his homework first

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:30 PM
Harrison needs to do his homework first

**** homework

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:30 PM
Because I didn't just delete your attempt at a babe thread! :nod:

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 10:31 PM
That's it. You've crossed the line

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:31 PM
Operation "Harrison need a gf" is officially underway. We need to break you out of that shy shell!

you should post this idea in the OT thread ahhaha

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:38 PM
That's it. You've crossed the line

in before lock!!!! :sarcasm:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:40 PM
Woohoo i am officially going to the game with two hot girls on friday!

too bad i have a no chance to get with either of them. :( oh well, its a start!

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:42 PM
Woohoo i am officially going to the game with two hot girls on friday!

too bad i have a no chance to get with either of them. :( oh well, its a start!

Warning! Get out of that friend zone before its too late!!!!!!!

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 10:42 PM
Woohoo i am officially going to the game with two hot girls on friday!

too bad i have a no chance to get with either of them. :( oh well, its a start!

Why don't you have a chance? Are they your cousins?

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 10:46 PM
are these girls of age?

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:48 PM
Why don't you have a chance? Are they your cousins?

Warning! Get out of that friend zone before its too late!!!!!!!

I'm way too far into the friend zone. I'm almost in BFF territory with one of them. :sarcasm:

Other one is going out with someone.

Then i guess i do have a potential Colin White's Eye situation here! :laugh:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:49 PM
are these girls of age?

yep, in my grade.

ive actually been to a devils game with one too, i wish i wasnt in the friend zone. shes so cool. took her to her first devils game, and got her first picture with the NJ Devil. Yeah im really deep into this one Game Breaker.

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 10:50 PM
your grade = not 18 then, thats all i needed to know

where are you sitting?

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 10:50 PM
I'm way too far into the friend zone. I'm almost in BFF territory with one of them. :sarcasm:

Other one is going out with someone.

Then i guess i do have a potential Colin White's Eye situation here! :laugh:

Oh noes, not BFF! Abandon all hope.

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:50 PM
Yea, I didn't comment on that at the time, but from experience with two girls at one time, you definitely have to focus on one, because over time, they both will be pissed. Do you want to get with the "bff"?

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 10:51 PM
I'm way too far into the friend zone. I'm almost in BFF territory with one of them. :sarcasm:

Other one is going out with someone.

Then i guess i do have a potential Colin White's Eye situation here! :laugh:




ughhh i still dont like my situation. although ive been talking to one of them a lot and i think i may have something w her

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 10:52 PM
I'm way too far into the friend zone. I'm almost in BFF territory with one of them. :sarcasm:

Other one is going out with someone.

Then i guess i do have a potential Colin White's Eye situation here! :laugh:

I think you should do something craaaazy to show them how badass you are. Chicks totally dig badass-ness. Trust me, I know. Anyways, just make sure you get it on tape and sign over the distribution rights to me ASAP.

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:53 PM
your grade = not 18 then, thats all i needed to know

where are you sitting?

no idea yet, probably either in the lower bowl (not the black seats) or the balcony.

i'll tell you waht section/seat tomorrow or friday, you can come see me not get with her hahahaha

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:54 PM
I think you should do something craaaazy to show them how badass you are. Chicks totally dig badass-ness. Trust me, I know. Anyways, just make sure you get it on tape and sign over the distribution rights to me ASAP.

i actually just played a show at our high school and she was in the front row hahahaha, dont know if acoustic music is badass enough though.

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 10:56 PM
no idea yet, probably either in the lower bowl (not the black seats) or the balcony.

i'll tell you waht section/seat tomorrow or friday, you can come see me not get with her hahahaha

The next game we are both at, I will teach you the ways of the mac daddy. :nod::sarcasm:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 10:57 PM
The next game we are both at, I will teach you the ways of the mac daddy. :nod::sarcasm:

sounds good to me!

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:00 PM
wow i didnt even realized this thread got put into the OT thread.

nice job Gamebreaker! using your moderating skills nicely i see....

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 11:02 PM
i think i am the official pimp of the thread, at least for the moment :laugh:

haha its funny because im never confident so, yea



i actually might be going solo to the game friday, my dad cant go and none of my friends are around

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 11:02 PM
wow i didnt even realized this thread got put into the OT thread.

nice job Gamebreaker! using your moderating skills nicely i see....

Well, that other thread was starting to turn into love therapy.

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:05 PM
i think i am the official pimp of the thread, at least for the moment :laugh:

haha its funny because im never confident so, yea



i actually might be going solo to the game friday, my dad cant go and none of my friends are around

well if these girls were 18 i would say come and sit by us hahahaha. tag team....;)

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 11:07 PM
yea were getting into dangerous territories at that age

my sister is 15... haha

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 11:08 PM
Is this there first Devils game?

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 11:08 PM
i actually just played a show at our high school and she was in the front row hahahaha, dont know if acoustic music is badass enough though.

Maybe she just opened up a message board and needs someone to post all over it.

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 11:12 PM
Well, we are all just fish for bears after all...:sarcasm:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:14 PM
Maybe she just opened up a message board and needs someone to post all over it.

:biglaugh:

what a ******, but original pickup line. "If you were a message board, i would post all over it"

That one is a classic, Weeonta.

P.S. i feel too weird calling you Das Uber.

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:15 PM
Is this there first Devils game?

nah i did bring one of them to their first devils games tho. The one against Toronto.

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 11:16 PM
This years Toronto game?

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:16 PM
yea were getting into dangerous territories at that age

my sister is 15... haha

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s93/vagel117/orly.jpg

:sarcasm:

Well, we are all just fish for bears after all...:sarcasm:

i need to copyright those lyrics before someone steals them :sarcasm: :laugh:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:17 PM
This years Toronto game?

yep.

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 11:19 PM
Oh, I brought a girl to the game Janssen killed Kaberle and they sat me in the leaf fan section and I got in a fight unfortunately

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:19 PM
Oh, I brought a girl to the game Janssen killed Kaberle and they sat me in the leaf fan section and I got in a fight unfortunately

:laugh: how did that one work out?

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 11:21 PM
:laugh: how did that one work out?

It was right after the shootout so I didn't get kicked out. I deserved it, though. When Kaberle went down I went "Sacre bleau!" and mocked the people in my section in general

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:22 PM
It was right after the shootout so I didn't get kicked out. I deserved it, though. When Kaberle went down I went "Sacre bleau!" and mocked the people in my section in general

i meant with the girl, but thats pretty cool tooo :laugh:

daveskirtun
11-19-2008, 11:26 PM
i meant with the girl, but thats pretty cool tooo :laugh:

Kinda bad. I made an ass of myself, and they were handing out team photo's after the game and I demanded everyone throw there's out because I was ashamed of the Devils effort that night

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:27 PM
Kinda bad. I made an ass of myself, and they were handing out team photo's after the game and I demanded everyone throw there's out because I was ashamed of the Devils effort that night

:laugh: well if she didnt like how you acted like a passionate fan, she wasnt worth it anyway.

I think Friday's GDT should be Harrison's Quest For a Girlfriend :yo:

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 11:28 PM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s93/vagel117/orly.jpg

:sarcasm:



:madfire:

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:29 PM
:madfire:

dont worry, i actually have an older sister, but shes 31 and married. :laugh:

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 11:36 PM
:biglaugh:

what a ******, but original pickup line. "If you were a message board, i would post all over it"

That one is a classic, Weeonta.

P.S. i feel too weird calling you Das Uber.

I should have changed by name to Spuds Buckley. That would have been so cool.

Game Breaker
11-19-2008, 11:37 PM
dont worry, i actually have an older sister, but shes 31 and married. :laugh:

So you were an accident? :laugh:

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 11:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Weebs/forum%20images/fktm6a.gif

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:42 PM
So you were an accident? :laugh:

nope. Shes my Half sister. shes my sis from my dad's previous marriage.

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Weebs/forum%20images/fktm6a.gif

:biglaugh: that pic is great.

Das Uber
11-19-2008, 11:44 PM
So you were an accident? :laugh:

He's what's left of the retirement fund.

Colin Whites Eye
11-19-2008, 11:58 PM
:biglaugh: that pic is great.



i got tons of these but i never get to use them during the day because im at work

Harrison Ford
11-19-2008, 11:59 PM
i got tons of these but i never get to use them during the day because im at work

i was gonna say ive never seen that one from you before, but you already answered that one.

Gunnar Stahl 30
11-20-2008, 12:09 AM
best advice right here Harrsion/Aball, dont listen to any of these guys...especially G B....mods = botch (with exception of females and Ronnie Bass)....instead watch "The Pick Up Artist" on VH1 and you will be in these girls pants faster than Brit can down a pint

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 12:10 AM
best advice right here Harrsion/Aball, dont listen to any of these guys...especially G B....mods = botch (with exception of females and Ronnie Bass)....instead watch "The Pick Up Artist" on VH1 and you will be in these girls pants faster than Brit can down a pint
Hmm....

Gunnar Stahl 30
11-20-2008, 12:12 AM
Hmm....

hahaha i was kind of hoping you, or Crash wouldnt be the first to read that, Shwhoops

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 12:14 AM
hahaha i was kind of hoping you, or Crash wouldnt be the first to read that, Shwhoops
Maybe I'm just getting too old to understand all the new hip youth terminology... but what are you even trying to say there?

Gunnar Stahl 30
11-20-2008, 12:16 AM
Maybe I'm just getting too old to understand all the new hip youth terminology... but what are you even trying to say there?

that botch means sweet ass m0fos, (especially Global mods) and they should be respected more than ghandi

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 12:22 AM
that botch means sweet ass m0fos, (especially Global mods) and they should be respected more than ghandi
It's hard to be sure on the internet, but I think I'm being mocked.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/HentaiTentacleDemon/forum/dare.jpg

Gunnar Stahl 30
11-20-2008, 12:24 AM
It's hard to be sure on the internet, but I think I'm being mocked.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/HentaiTentacleDemon/forum/dare.jpg

hahahhaah noooooo, when i mock people you can tell because i litter my post with smilies....:sarcasm:

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 12:26 AM
hahahhaah noooooo, when i mock people you can tell because i litter my post with smilies....:sarcasm:
Doesn't matter, either way it was just an excuse for me to use that owl.

britdevil
11-20-2008, 05:44 AM
best advice right here Harrsion/Aball, dont listen to any of these guys...especially G B....mods = botch (with exception of females and Ronnie Bass)....instead watch "The Pick Up Artist" on VH1 and you will be in these girls pants faster than Brit can down a pint

I'll second the mods being botch's, but I'm not sure about your analogy. I can down a pint pretty damn fast. ;)

Oh, and as for your situation Harrison. Damn dude, I would hate to be you with 2 girls spending time with you... :rant:

Man up, choose one, and take her for a classy KFC bargain bucket.

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 07:38 AM
I'll second the mods being botch's, but I'm not sure about your analogy. I can down a pint pretty damn fast. ;)

Oh, and as for your situation Harrison. Damn dude, I would hate to be you with 2 girls spending time with you... :rant:

Man up, choose one, and take her for a classy KFC bargain bucket.

the classic American way!

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 08:12 AM
At my funeral, people will be forced to eat mexican style hot pockets while listening to this song
xb-Nacm-pKc

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 08:21 AM
My break-up story from 3 months ago...
I was at my buddy's wedding in PA, it had a very nice an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 08:23 AM
My break-up story from 3 months ago...
I was at my buddy's wedding in PA, it had a very nice an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

that's like, a new rick roll

britdevil
11-20-2008, 08:25 AM
OMG, that was amazing. I'm nearly crying at work... :handclap: :laugh:

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 08:33 AM
Hahaha, I'm chokling. HALP fdgsdsdfjfity

britdevil
11-20-2008, 08:37 AM
Also, I move that this thread be stickied.

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 08:38 AM
second the notion

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 08:50 AM
I move for the thread to have, or any variation of, the word "Jubilee" in its title

Game Breaker
11-20-2008, 09:14 AM
My break-up story from 3 months ago...
I was at my buddy's wedding in PA, it had a very nice an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

OMG, that was amazing. I'm nearly crying at work... :handclap: :laugh:

:biglaugh: Definitely had me big time. I started laughing/coughing because I'm getting over being sick right next to the large conference room here at work where there is a branchwide meeting going on...woops!

"OT: Fire and Ice Lounge" Yay? Nay?

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 09:21 AM
My break-up story from 3 months ago...
I was at my buddy's wedding in PA, it had a very nice an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.




http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/jacklaugh.gif

JRZ DVLS
11-20-2008, 09:21 AM
To take a line from the INCH guys.....

"The Deterioration Thread"

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 09:29 AM
At my funeral, people will be forced to eat mexican style hot pockets while listening to this song
xb-Nacm-pKc

http://www.rogerwaters.org/images/news/05News/amlor.jpg

Taking me back to high school... good times. :yo:

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 10:15 AM
****, I missed the Mario Lemieux special on TV

Devilswede
11-20-2008, 10:50 AM
My break-up story from 3 months ago...
I was at my buddy's wedding in PA, it had a very nice an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

oh my friggin God that was hilarious!!:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

cj225
11-20-2008, 11:38 AM
The cougar has arrived and I needed a good laugh this morning...

Good job boys!

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 11:49 AM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u242/greenprint1/untitled.jpg

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 11:49 AM
mark parisi?!

åboriginal
11-20-2008, 12:57 PM
My break-up story from 3 months ago...
I was at my buddy's wedding in PA, it had a very nice an open bar. After drinking for 6 hours non stop, I started talking with a girl I knew back in college. She was also pretty drunk(and has a boy friend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back in my hotel room.

I didn't really think things through, and I was taking the girl's shirt off as my girlfriend and three of her very close friends returned to the room. She started crying and ran out. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to remove myself from the situation and left the hotel.

Her friends followed me, causing a really big scene. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, holmes smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

i lold and tip my cap to u dear sir. though i wonder how many people actually get it.

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 01:02 PM
"The Deterioration Thread"

becoming more and more appropriate

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 01:18 PM
chipotle = heaven

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:20 PM
never had one. where would i obtain one?

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 01:26 PM
its a mexican food place. the one i go to is in new brunswick

i dont think there are any in north jersey. although there is a QDoba in Westfield, and its like the same thing

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:27 PM
FYI - I don't like "Off the Mark" as the topic because I feel like we're stealing "OnDaMark's" name....

So we need more ideas people...

DevilsFan38
11-20-2008, 01:30 PM
its a mexican food place. the one i go to is in new brunswick

i dont think there are any in north jersey. although there is a QDoba in Westfield, and its like the same thing
I believe there's one in Clifton.

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:30 PM
its a mexican food place. the one i go to is in new brunswick

i dont think there are any in north jersey. although there is a QDoba in Westfield, and its like the same thing

Do they have crunch wrap supremes?:)

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 01:33 PM
FYI - I don't like "Off the Mark" as the topic because I feel like we're stealing "OnDaMark's" name....

So we need more ideas people...

Devils' Board Jubilee of Fun

it's got it all

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:33 PM
Dog Crashes Van Into Coffee House
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97241737&ft=1&f=3

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:34 PM
Dog Crashes Van Into Coffee House
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97241737&ft=1&f=3

I woke up at 6 this morning, turned on the news and heard this. I almost passed back out from laughter

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:36 PM
FYI - I don't like "Off the Mark" as the topic because I feel like we're stealing "OnDaMark's" name....

So we need more ideas people...

OT: 90% of our threads should go here
OT: I don't want to talk about this season either
OT: Lemon Party!

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:37 PM
OT: NO GIRLS ALLOWED lol

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:38 PM
I think I covered that one ;)

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:39 PM
OT: NO GIRLS ALLOWED lol

I think I covered that one ;)

:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

See Avatar...I'm coming after you two!

Big#D
11-20-2008, 01:39 PM
OT: NO GIRLS ALLOWED (except CJ because she'd kick our ass if we didn't let her in)

I fixed it for you.

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:40 PM
Isn't one of our mods a girl? We should let her in too

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:40 PM
I fixed it for you.

I knew I liked you!

JRZ DVLS
11-20-2008, 01:40 PM
OT: NO GIRLS ALLOWED lol

NO MA'AM

And the Comandments:

1 It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
2 It is wrong to be French
3 It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4 Lawyers, see rule three
5 It is OK to drive a gas-guzzler if it helps you get babes
6 Everyone should car pool except us
7 Bring back the word stewardesses
8 Synchronized swimming is not a sport
9 Mud wrestling is a sport

One of the Funniest Episodes Ever.....

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:41 PM
:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

See Avatar...I'm coming after you two!

You and every other Cougar in town.. :naughty:

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:42 PM
You and every other Cougar in town.. :naughty:

There's only one cougar in these neck of the woods...

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:42 PM
:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

See Avatar...I'm coming after you two!

We have a truce, dammit

Game Breaker
11-20-2008, 01:43 PM
FYI - I don't like "Off the Mark" as the topic because I feel like we're stealing "OnDaMark's" name....

So we need more ideas people...

No love for "Fire and Ice Lounge" ?

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:43 PM
There's only one cougar in these neck of the woods...

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/gift_guide/roundup_0000000000002226_image_01.jpg

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:43 PM
We have a truce, dammit

Well you said "no girls allowed"...that calls for an untruce!

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 01:44 PM
OT: NO BABE THREADS OR YOU DIE

x

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:44 PM
No love for "Fire and Ice Lounge" ?

I'm not sold on that...

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:45 PM
OT: Carrie Milbank Pics

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 01:45 PM
Well you said "no girls allowed"...that calls for an untruce!

I included "lol" as in "I'm joking, please don't be mad at me, any woman who happens to read this"

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:47 PM
I included "lol" as in "I'm joking, please don't be mad at me, any woman who happens to read this"

I just really wanted another picture of a cute dog saying I'm sorry...;)

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 01:47 PM
LoveLines with your mod Game breaker

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:47 PM
There's only one cougar in these neck of the woods...

OT: I am Cougar

cj225
11-20-2008, 01:48 PM
Get in the box! :)

Sorry...

2 Minutes for Nonsense!

Overtime98
11-20-2008, 01:48 PM
NO MA'AM

And the Comandments:

1 It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
2 It is wrong to be French
3 It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4 Lawyers, see rule three
5 It is OK to drive a gas-guzzler if it helps you get babes
6 Everyone should car pool except us
7 Bring back the word stewardesses
8 Synchronized swimming is not a sport
9 Mud wrestling is a sport

One of the Funniest Episodes Ever.....


Hilarious.

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:49 PM
I like that one.. or 2 minutes for threadjacking.

/aww you edited original post CJ :(
//That's better :)

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:51 PM
Get in the box! :)


:pause:

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:52 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/351135307_92e77d548a.jpg

That's a small box..

Game Breaker
11-20-2008, 01:53 PM
LoveLines with your mod Game breaker

*sign*

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 01:53 PM
Ok, everyone type something awesome... and we can try to make a thread title from everyone's response...

I'll start... hanging your hand out of a moving car (and riding the wave)

I guess we might have to limit responses to no more than 3-4 words (one word responses preferred)

Taking that into consideration, I also nominate

E-Honda

JRZ DVLS
11-20-2008, 01:55 PM
Get in the box! :)

Sorry...

2 Minutes for Nonsense!

HUh HUh!! (Butt-head Laugh...)

Yeah, Yeah!!! (Beavis Laugh)

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:55 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/351135307_92e77d548a.jpg

That's a small box..
http://www.mortie.net/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/abe-vigoda.jpg
lulz and lolz

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 01:56 PM
:pause:





:handclap:

well done

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:56 PM
Ok, everyone type something awesome... and we can try to make a thread title from everyone's response...

I'll start... hanging your hand out of a moving car (and riding the wave)

I guess we might have to limit responses to no more than 3-4 words (one word responses preferred)

Taking that into consideration, I also nominate

E-Honda

http://pics.fort90.com/journal/otakon073.jpg

Seconded

Game Breaker
11-20-2008, 01:58 PM
"2 Minutes for Off-topic"

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 01:58 PM
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/miley-cyrus-400ds0724.jpg

We're talking about cats here, not Alvin and the Chipmunks.

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:58 PM
Fei-Long > E-Honda

ILikeItVeryMuch
11-20-2008, 01:58 PM
We're talking about cats here, not Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Haha couldnt resist.

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 01:59 PM
when does miley turn 18?

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 02:01 PM
FYI - I don't like "Off the Mark" as the topic because I feel like we're stealing "OnDaMark's" name....

So we need more ideas people...

thats what i was thinking to. hey cj, only one post till 5000 for ya. :D :yo:

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 02:02 PM
when does miley turn 18?

According to this article:

"When they are four to seven weeks old, the young chipmunks begin to leave the burrow to forage. At first they are unafraid, but after a few days above ground they are more wary and escape quickly if disturbed. The young grow rapidly during the late summer and reach adult size before the end of September. Most breed in their first spring, but some may wait until their second year."

http://www.britishcolumbia.com/Wildlife/wildlife/landmammals/cw/cw_chipmunk.html

So probably around March.

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:03 PM
mmm Miley Cyrus sandwich

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 02:05 PM
Ongoing list of Awesome things to possibly include in the thread title

so the list now contains.

E-Honda
Fei Long
Miley Cyrus.
not being a Rangers fan
Putang
Samuel L. Jackson
White Russians - just added

cj225
11-20-2008, 02:06 PM
thats what i was thinking to. hey cj, only one post till 5000 for ya. :D :yo:

Yeah....see it took me almost 2 years to get 5000 posts.

And it only took you 7 months....

Guess someone REALLY needs a little putang up in here!!

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 02:08 PM
so the list now contains.

E-Honda
Fei Long
Miley Cyrus.

I'd like to add not being a Rangers fan




i nominate Samuel L. Jackson

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/samuel_L_Jackson.gif&usg=AFQjCNGpm0A0t4FGLt03y7z5UG55pao3Gg

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:10 PM
Haha, you're gif happy today

Game Breaker
11-20-2008, 02:12 PM
so the list now contains.

E-Honda
Fei Long
Miley Cyrus.
not being a Rangers fan
Putang - just added

Lol, reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter started rattling off street fighter names.

åboriginal
11-20-2008, 02:13 PM
Haha, you're gif happy today

u know its really hard to try and NOT find any reason whatsoever to throw up hilarious gifs. most of us have stockpiles waiting for that perfect moment:laugh:.

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 02:14 PM
yep i found a pretty good website today so im definitely gif happy

åboriginal
11-20-2008, 02:17 PM
yep i found a pretty good website today so im definitely gif happy

good so im not the only one hunting and gathering as it were

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 02:22 PM
no way man, you should see my collection on my home computer...i probably have like 100 bookmarked

cj225
11-20-2008, 02:22 PM
no way man, you should see my collection on my home computer...i probably have like 100 bookmarked

You my friend are an UBER NERD!!!

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 02:25 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/petecry.gif

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 02:29 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/petecry.gif

Z_7Xe6_C9pk

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 02:30 PM
Ongoing list of Awesome things to possibly include in the thread title

so the list now contains.

E-Honda
Fei Long
Miley Cyrus.
not being a Rangers fan
Putang
Samuel L. Jackson
White Russians
Tyrone Biggums
The Ghost Busters - just added


here we are

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 02:33 PM
i nominate:

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj120/graduationdai/davechapelleyy.gif

tyrone biggums

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:33 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Hitler.gif

åboriginal
11-20-2008, 02:36 PM
im not giving into temptations. im saving my gifs for a rainy day.:D

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:37 PM
im not giving into temptations. im saving my gifs for a rainy day.:D

It's raining somewhere, g

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 02:38 PM
im not giving into temptations. im saving my gifs for a rainy day.:D

quick - turn the station!

http://i21.tinypic.com/nyvekg.gif

Randal Graves
11-20-2008, 02:39 PM
:laugh: That one's awesome.

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:41 PM
Is that Michael Cera?

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 02:46 PM
Is that Michael Cera?

Indeed. He's as cute at the snuggle bear...

http://i2.tinypic.com/643a3d4.gif

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:47 PM
Wasn't that a commercial for tiny tank, many years ago?

åboriginal
11-20-2008, 02:48 PM
i coulda sworn it was on a sketch comedy show. i know ive seen it on tv years ago.

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:49 PM
I think it was Tiny Tank or Battle Tanx or some generic PS game

daveskirtun
11-20-2008, 02:52 PM
mLdn8QfxxCo

åboriginal
11-20-2008, 02:58 PM
mLdn8QfxxCo

haha good find. i knew i remembered it from something:handclap:

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 03:17 PM
Yeah....see it took me almost 2 years to get 5000 posts.

And it only took you 7 months....

Guess someone REALLY needs a little putang up in here!!

actually only 6. i joined the day after my bday, may 19th. ;)

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 03:20 PM
i think someone else mentioned this earlier in the week, but when do we do board awards? after the season?

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 03:22 PM
i think someone else mentioned this earlier in the week, but when do we do board awards? after the season?

yeah. i am hopefully in the running for calder trophy :laugh:

cj225
11-20-2008, 03:22 PM
i think someone else mentioned this earlier in the week, but when do we do board awards? after the season?

Yeah....

Clarkson Falls Down
11-20-2008, 03:23 PM
Yeah....

But I think that we can basically wrap up the Calder Trophy award on here already...

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 03:26 PM
whos been here the longest? im three years now, although i didnt post much early on

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 03:28 PM
whos been here the longest? im three years now, although i didnt post much early on

i think Classic Devil and Broduer have been here since 03.

Game Breaker
11-20-2008, 03:34 PM
actually only 6. i joined the day after my bday, may 19th. ;)

Same as one of my best friends...

Who else would even be on the calder list, goose maybe?

cj225
11-20-2008, 03:35 PM
Same as one of my best friends...

Who else would even be on the calder list, goose maybe?

That's some stiff competition...

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 03:41 PM
pause

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 03:41 PM
vwK8PYj3iC8

http://www.bradmay.ca/images/gallery_playerschallenge/claude_lemieux.jpg

Pepe Watch underway...

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 03:43 PM
Same as one of my best friends...

Who else would even be on the calder list, goose maybe?

Goose will get my vote.

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 03:51 PM
whos been here the longest? im three years now, although i didnt post much early on
JMac has probably been here the longest - a few of us were here before the boards were wiped in 2002/2003.

Mr Bojanglez
11-20-2008, 03:51 PM
anyone remember David Emma? He was awesome for like 3 games

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 04:02 PM
anyone remember David Emma? He was awesome for like 3 games

nope.

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 04:06 PM
anyone remember David Emma? He was awesome for like 3 games
Remember, not really. But I know the name - early 90s, defenseman, got in like 10 games total?

JRZ DVLS
11-20-2008, 04:06 PM
anyone remember David Emma? He was awesome for like 3 games

Add him to the List of Hobey Baker players with the Devs......

JRZ DVLS
11-20-2008, 04:07 PM
Remember, not really. But I know the name - early 90s, defenseman, got in like 10 games total?

He was a forward....

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 04:08 PM
He was a forward....
Whoops. Guess he wasn't that memorable after all.

Edit: I just took a gander at his stats, he had a good 15 games in 1994, and awesome AHL stats up to that point... why'd he fall off the map?

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 04:13 PM
I remember him - he later changed his name to Rod Brindamour... :laugh:

http://hobeybaker.com.ismmedia.com/ISM3/thumbcache/ca9b0b289697d826c6287b60cc1832e5.200.jpg

JRZ DVLS
11-20-2008, 04:17 PM
Whoops. Guess he wasn't that memorable after all.

Edit: I just took a gander at his stats, he had a good 15 games in 1994, and awesome AHL stats up to that point... why'd he fall off the map?

He fell off the map like many other Hobey Baker drafted Devils. They drafted three within a 5 year span or something...And none really panned out. Pellerin had an ok career, and i remember being stoked about Morrison when we drafted him since he was the man at Michigan with Madden, but he never really got a shot before he was traded with Pederson for Mogilny....

Pellerin
Emma
Morrison
Just didnt work in our system



But we also had
Neal Broten
Tom Kurvers
Mottau

cj225
11-20-2008, 04:18 PM
Why is there hockey talk in the non-sense thread? :help:

Classic Devil
11-20-2008, 04:24 PM
Why is there hockey talk in the non-sense thread? :help:
Because there's nonsense in the hockey thread?

RMBoner Stabone
11-20-2008, 04:24 PM
My bad, I saw talk of ghostbusters and wanted to chime in.

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 04:25 PM
Because there's nonsense in the hockey thread?

http://chud.com/nextraimages/Seinfeld10.jpg

Clarkson Falls Down
11-20-2008, 04:27 PM
"We've already got a George"

Clarkson Falls Down
11-20-2008, 04:31 PM
In honor of Seinfeld, can we call this thread, "The Thread About Nothing"

Pretty please.

Harrison Ford
11-20-2008, 04:32 PM
i like that, the thread about nothing.

Colin Whites Eye
11-20-2008, 04:33 PM
"whats in the briefcase?"

"crackers."

Richer's Ghost
11-20-2008, 04:35 PM
In honor of Seinfeld, can we call this thread, "The Thread About Nothing"

Pretty please.
aaah inspiration is divine eh? :laugh:


OT: Vandelay Industries Recycle Bin

OT: Chicken Supernova

OT: Chewbacca Defense Thread