What will Santa bring us?

Tis the night before Xmas, not a creature was stirring. Lightning had struck and had all but died out. The march of the Penguins was fierce but as summer grew on the penguins migrated to different areas of the globe. The power rangers appeared old and grizzly, sitting in a donut shop reminiscing of 94. Some fat hippies sat on an island and reefed up some hefty drugs on ***** Island and bowed down every Sunday to Father Dipietro, the smug gangster of New York...But one question remained in the Atlantic...What will father Lou bring under the Xmas tree? An extreme G.I Joe named Hossa with gunpower cannons, lightning wheels and hefty martial arts ability? An old used Power Ranger action figure named Jagr? An old Barbie Doll with missing limbs named Barbara Mark Recchi? The children yearned to see the extreme G.I Joe Hossa, but feared that after last year's Xmas they would only receive used Lego's with missing hair pieces and hands. Twas the night before Xmas, and one was so anxious he could not sleep so he told the tale of the night before Xmas...

hehe that's awsome, but so true!

what's the player analogy for socks?

santa wasnt real last offseason. he better prove us wrong.

what's the player analogy for socks?

Asham's.

I need whatever drugs you're on, NOW

Tis the night before Xmas, not a creature was stirring. Lightning had struck and had all but died out. The march of the Penguins was fierce but as summer grew on the penguins migrated to different areas of the globe. The power rangers appeared old and grizzly, sitting in a donut shop reminiscing of 94. Some fat hippies sat on an island and reefed up some hefty drugs on ***** Island and bowed down every Sunday to Father Dipietro, the smug gangster of New York...But one question remained in the Atlantic...What will father Lou bring under the Xmas tree? An extreme G.I Joe named Hossa with gunpower cannons, lightning wheels and hefty martial arts ability? An old used Power Ranger action figure named Jagr? An old Barbie Doll with missing limbs named Barbara Mark Recchi? The children yearned to see the extreme G.I Joe Hossa, but feared that after last year's Xmas they would only receive used Lego's with missing hair pieces and hands. Twas the night before Xmas, and one was so anxious he could not sleep so he told the tale of the night before Xmas...

:laugh: Nice.

Wait, are you implying that the X-mas jerseys are coming back:sarcasm:

I need whatever drugs you're on, NOW

my only guess
http://academic.evergreen.edu/H/holama19/Homer%20lick%20cain%20toad.jpg

I'm not, not licking toads.

I'm not, not licking toads.
:laugh:
i tried to find the gif where he picks up the right one and says, ah here we go and his eyes bug out. but this was the best i could do

my only guess
http://academic.evergreen.edu/H/holama19/Homer%20lick%20cain%20toad.jpg

Hehe...Not on anything at the moment, but ironically I have to take a drug test tomorrow to work at Wal-Mart...Drug test, ****ing Wal-Mart!!!!!!! Go figure, but 9.20 an hour ain't bad considering I have 2 figures in my bank account...Anyways, here's to hoping the Devils get someone great later today...And at least if we don't then hopefully the Pen's get stuck with Mark Recchi and Aaron Asham, and the Rangers re-sign Jagr but then he retires and goes to Russia a few weeks later :laugh:.

What will Santa bring us? Hopefully not crap that other children didn't want, 15 days after Christmas.

What will Santa bring us? Hopefully not crap that other children didn't want, 15 days after Christmas.

we're like the nhl's orphanage.

A fat sack of coal.

Tis the night before Xmas, not a creature was stirring. Lightning had struck and had all but died out. The march of the Penguins was fierce but as summer grew on the penguins migrated to different areas of the globe. The power rangers appeared old and grizzly, sitting in a donut shop reminiscing of 94. Some fat hippies sat on an island and reefed up some hefty drugs on ***** Island and bowed down every Sunday to Father Dipietro, the smug gangster of New York...But one question remained in the Atlantic...What will father Lou bring under the Xmas tree? An extreme G.I Joe named Hossa with gunpower cannons, lightning wheels and hefty martial arts ability? An old used Power Ranger action figure named Jagr? An old Barbie Doll with missing limbs named Barbara Mark Recchi? The children yearned to see the extreme G.I Joe Hossa, but feared that after last year's Xmas they would only receive used Lego's with missing hair pieces and hands. Twas the night before Xmas, and one was so anxious he could not sleep so he told the tale of the night before Xmas...

koduos mr trick:yo::handclap::yo:

Santa has no excuses this year. Come on Lou :handclap:

2 Hours 11 minutes.............

TICK....TOCK.......TICK.....TOCK

A fat sack of coal.

AKA Sean Avery?!? :help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::h elp::help::help::help:

:laugh:
i tried to find the gif where he picks up the right one and says, ah here we go and his eyes bug out. but this was the best i could do

No worries, still did the trick:laugh:

AKA Sean Avery?!? :help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::h elp::help::help::help:

no getting sean avery is like getting a dead puppy for christmas.

but at least it will look fashionable. :sarcasm:

*a legit trade whitey, Gio, and a 2nd for Piktanen, Pouliet/IF O'Marra and 3rd-4rd pick too many puck movers not ebough goals, no that wer any beter but we will as the day goes on.
*a legit trade whitey, sign and trade Panndo for Boyle they gonnna have to tade him and woth the emergene of some quality guys in the last year he is expendable

we have our 1-2(only gonna be one or the of the guys)

*UFA Hossa as our blank spot in the first line will get Elias going again hell will get anyone
*UFA Vrbrata,Stillman,Tucker,Fedatanko,Vasicek,Satan in that order to dill in for gio....WE NEED OFFENCE YOU"D BE A FOOL TO THINK LOU AN MR. BEEKER DONT KNOW THAT
*DEMO D mattau, oduya, and brookbank will be in lowell, trade, our waived sorry not where were in baby. Vish and Greene cant and wont be traded i really think they can bring something to the team if not conted on s the 2 and 4 d-men
*Sign Stuart
*Sign Gratton/Dupius for fourth line the buety of this team is it shouldnt be called the 4th we can have three legit lines relativelily cheap beside Hossa and Elias for a great price
*Sign Smith as a the 5th man play him wherever. Or Tillander Khallin Konopka hell even zhitnik if the price is 1 mil
*Call up Bergfors,Vrana, Corente
*Sorry pando and Brylin Walk i love you guys!!!!!

Hossa-Parise-Elias
Parise-Vrbrata/Stillman/Tucker/Fedatanko/Vasicek/Satan-Zajac
Dupuis/Gratton-Madden-Langenbrunner/Zubrus
Clarkson-Dupuis/Gratton-Bergfors

Depending who gets signed will really form the lines tucker can play third or 4th, tank/stills play wing zajack moves center. For all the BERGFORS VRANA GUYS THAT SAY THEY NEED TO START ON THE TOP TWO LINE THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS THATS HOW YOU RUIN A PLAYER PUT YOUR DUES IN!!!!!

Pitkanen/Boyle-Martin
Stuart-Greene
Smith-Corrente as insurance i would look into kallihnen tillinder kopoka
Vish

*VISH? YES with injury prone players thats why maybe a player liek tillander, khalinen and konopka would be a btter choice, vish will see time and and not top time liek he did last season his size and money is so much more valueabble to us. To me this is a championship squad.

He will provide.

*a legit trade whitey, Gio, and a 2nd for Piktanen, Pouliet/IF O'Marra and 3rd-4rd pick too many puck movers not ebough goals, no that wer any beter but we will as the day goes on.
*a legit trade whitey, sign and trade Panndo for Boyle they gonnna have to tade him and woth the emergene of some quality guys in the last year he is expendable

we have our 1-2(only gonna be one or the of the guys)

*UFA Hossa as our blank spot in the first line will get Elias going again hell will get anyone
*UFA Vrbrata,Stillman,Tucker,Fedatanko,Vasicek,Satan in that order to dill in for gio....WE NEED OFFENCE YOU"D BE A FOOL TO THINK LOU AN MR. BEEKER DONT KNOW THAT
*DEMO D mattau, oduya, and brookbank will be in lowell, trade, our waived sorry not where were in baby. Vish and Greene cant and wont be traded i really think they can bring something to the team if not conted on s the 2 and 4 d-men
*Sign Stuart
*Sign Gratton/Dupius for fourth line the buety of this team is it shouldnt be called the 4th we can have three legit lines relativelily cheap beside Hossa and Elias for a great price
*Sign Smith as a the 5th man play him wherever. Or Tillander Khallin Konopka hell even zhitnik if the price is 1 mil
*Call up Bergfors,Vrana, Corente
*Sorry pando and Brylin Walk i love you guys!!!!!

Hossa-Parise-Elias
Parise-Vrbrata/Stillman/Tucker/Fedatanko/Vasicek/Satan-Zajac
Dupuis/Gratton-Madden-Langenbrunner/Zubrus
Clarkson-Dupuis/Gratton-Bergfors

Depending who gets signed will really form the lines tucker can play third or 4th, tank/stills play wing zajack moves center. For all the BERGFORS VRANA GUYS THAT SAY THEY NEED TO START ON THE TOP TWO LINE THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS THATS HOW YOU RUIN A PLAYER PUT YOUR DUES IN!!!!!

Pitkanen/Boyle-Martin
Stuart-Greene
Smith-Corrente as insurance i would look into kallihnen tillinder kopoka
Vish

*VISH? YES with injury prone players thats why maybe a player liek tillander, khalinen and konopka would be a btter choice, vish will see time and and not top time liek he did last season his size and money is so much more valueabble to us. To me this is a championship squad.
i guess you forgot that whitey has a NTC

It's better not setting your expectations too high. Consider 3rd and 4th line type players or aged players.

It's better not setting your expectations too high. Consider 3rd and 4th line type players or aged players.

:cry:

Im sick to death of these negative-nancy comments.

:cry:

Im sick to death of these negative-nancy comments.

Oh please, "negative-nancy comments" what was negative? Reality sometimes hurts but is never negative. Setting expectations makes sense it's an individual thing intelligent people do it all the time.

Well guys, have fun following things today. I'm off to work til around 5, and I'm sure the texts will begin pouring in this afternoon.

Well guys, have fun following things today. I'm off to work til around 5, and I'm sure the texts will begin pouring in this afternoon.

Try not to wet yourself when you hear about us signing Hossa.

Urine soaked pants wont look good to your colleagues.

I honestly believe that Lou will not let us down this year. think about it guys, is he really going to say, "oh well we got our ass' kicked by our biggest rivals, lets keep this team the same and not sign any impact players." no he is going to make sure that we are going to wipe the floor with those prissy little blueshirts. Lou loves winning, and on the opposite end of the spectrum, hates the rangers..........Lou will improve this team!

http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/R2JdI1cAXmI/AAAAAAAACuQ/5yLgiXvmVKM/s400/A+Christmas+Story+Bunny.jpg

http://bp3.blogger.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/R2JdI1cAXmI/AAAAAAAACuQ/5yLgiXvmVKM/s400/A+Christmas+Story+Bunny.jpg

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
"he looks like a pink nightmare"

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
"he looks like a pink nightmare"

"a deranged Easter bunny" :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Alas, The stocking stuffers are in and the kids were delighted to see G.I Joe Hossa's ultimate gun the AK Pandolfo, and the warrior shield Salvador. They pondered what would be under the tree, they want to see.

i think free agency is like hannukah. you know, you get one new present a day.

i hope hossa is our present.