Newark has the best Cabbies!

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/cabbie-gets-tha.html

try this in New York....

My friend drank and smoked with his cabbie while going from Manhattan to deep Brooklyn. Cabbie's here are pretty cool when you're in the cab, but they suck when they almost kill you in the streets.

"The yellow ones don't stop!"

http://www.tv.pop-cult.com/images/alf.gif

Newark has a better hockey team too, regardless of the first round upset. ;)