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David Clarkson

On what he and Sean Avery were saying to each other on the benches before the shootout. “I couldn’t hear what he was saying,” Clarkson said. “I kept yelling, ‘I can’t hear you.’”
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Hahaha that's really funny considering their facial expressions during the whole thing:laugh:

what i would have paid to have heard that haha

clarkie was likely bringing up avery's high roller status in the prostitution world

what i would have paid to have heard that haha

clarkie was likely bringing up avery's high roller status in the prostitution world

or his suspicious winter tan :sarcasm:

There nothing more I would want but to have the crowd chant "KRISTEN DAVIS" during the game. :biglaugh:

There nothing more I would want but to have the crowd chant "KRISTEN DAVIS" during the game. :biglaugh:

yeah I know there was the whole mention of "class" (which is wayyyyy overused on this site) and the whole thing with Avery's response to someone saying that.

but lets be real here...the guy runs his mouth all night long on the ice and purposely sits on the end of the bench closest to the other team just so he can do so. If you're gonna be a guy that talks ****, be a man when someone does it to you.

I don't recall the description of the person who said it to him but 10 times out of 10 I'm taking a teenager over Avery decisively. :biglaugh:

Clarkson got to Avery pretty badly so Avery went out and took his frustration out on a Devils fan after the game. ;)

This should be a fun series...

There nothing more I would want but to have the crowd chant "KRISTEN DAVIS" during the game. :biglaugh:



that would be huge and it must be done, IMO.

that would be huge and it must be done, IMO.

If you guys start it....I'm sure it'll get going!

I know I could get my section to join in....:D

I heard Avery was saying "I saw you girlfriend" and then a made a gagging face. I have to actual source, just hearsay mind you.

I think the clarkson avery battle will be the most fun to watch during the series....that and i got a feeling Dubinsky and Rupp are going to battle every shift.

I heard Avery was saying "I saw you girlfriend" and then a made a gagging face. I have to actual source, just hearsay mind you.

I r stoopid.

There nothing more I would want but to have the crowd chant "KRISTEN DAVIS" during the game. :biglaugh:

It would be funny if they did that instead of the Rangers suck chant.

There nothing more I would want but to have the crowd chant "KRISTEN DAVIS" during the game. :biglaugh:

That MUST be done. Especially after hearing how pissed he got at one kid saying it after the game yetsterday. An entire fan base chanting it should drive the little puss crazy.

That MUST be done. Especially after hearing how pissed he got at one kid saying it after the game yetsterday. An entire fan base chanting it should drive the little puss crazy.

is it "davis" or pronounced "davees"?



we should all hold up little black books.

we should all hold up little black books.

Clarkson should have whipped out 5 crisp $100 bills and waved them at Avery.

We should just grab that man some penicillin.

Clarkson was saying that he was going to take Mother Avery out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!

Clarkson was saying that he was going to take Mother Avery out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN! ha ha ha...

Clarkson was saying that he was going to take Mother Avery out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!

Mother Avery is a saint!! You understand me?? Mother Avery is a saint!!!

Mother Avery is a saint!! You understand me?? Mother Avery is a saint!!!

When do you get to change your name back?!?

When did Avery throw water or something on a fan. Better yet, is there a picture?

When do you get to change your name back?!?

i can't have 1940again, the mods changed it to this. so i guess I cant ever really change it back. i could change it to something else i suppose, but i dont really know how. and it might be more trouble than its worth

Which Mods? They have the authority to do that?

When did Avery throw water or something on a fan. Better yet, is there a picture?

Well, I know what the "kid" looks like if you want to call him that. He posted what happened to him on the Devils facebook group. He's like 20 so I wouldn't call him a kid like many were calling him on the GDT yesterday.

Which Mods? They have the authority to do that?

devils mods. ronnie something? and apparently, yes

yeah I know there was the whole mention of "class" (which is wayyyyy overused on this site) and the whole thing with Avery's response to someone saying that.


I agree with that completely..It seems like a lot of people take it way too seriously

It's a rivalry and stuff like that is bound to happen.. That's what happens when two teams with a passion for their team, and a hate for the other, clash.. There's been much bigger incidents in college rivalries and soccer matches

I heard someone is bringing a "Kristen Davis" bright yellow sign and putting it behind the Rags net during warmups

Would be pretty funny to have two sections counterpoint each other. One side would yell "Kirsten!" and the other side follows up with a louder "Davis!"

Would be pretty funny to have two sections counterpoint each other. One side would yell "Kirsten!" and the other side follows up with a louder "Davis!"

Kinda like "WE ARE.....PENNSTATE!"

Now that would be kinda cool....

I agree with that completely..It seems like a lot of people take it way too seriously

It's a rivalry and stuff like that is bound to happen.. That's what happens when two teams with a passion for their team, and a hate for the other, clash.. There's been much bigger incidents in college rivalries and soccer matches

I heard someone is bringing a "Kristen Davis" bright yellow sign and putting it behind the Rags net during warmups

I saw a Devils fan with a hilarious sign yesterday.

Cab: $50

Hooker: $500

Showing up in her black book: Priceless. :handclap::handclap: :biglaugh::biglaugh:

Oh but that's so classless :sarcasm:...although judging from his purported response to it yesterday...will probably get inside his head a little bit.

I saw a Devils fan with a hilarious sign yesterday.

Cab: $50

Hooker: $500

Showing up in her black book: Priceless. :handclap::handclap: :biglaugh::biglaugh:

Yeah...he actually witnessed the Gatorade incident!!

There will be plenty more of those type signs on Wednesday!

Anything to get in their head. Lundqvist plays lousy whenever theres something bugging him. If we can put doubt in his mind he will fail.

Would be pretty funny to have two sections counterpoint each other. One side would yell "Kirsten!" and the other side follows up with a louder "Davis!"

Back in the day, and I'm talking early/mid 80s Devils games, a good chunk of the Upper Bowl would yell "TASTES GREAT" and another chunk across the way would all yell "LESS FILLING"..... I was really young but can remember it like yesterday. It was an old beer commercial campaign.....I think it was Miller Light.

Back in the day, and I'm talking early/mid 80s Devils games, a good chunk of the Upper Bowl would yell "TASTES GREAT" and another chunk across the way would all yell "LESS FILLING"..... I was really young but can remember it like yesterday. It was an old beer commercial campaign.....I think it was Miller Light.

Thats exactly what I'm thinking of. I was a teenager in the 80s.

Heck you could even combine the two chants :

Kristen! .... Davis!

Taste Great! ... Less Filling!

^^^i lol'ed so hard.

maybe one side chants "kristen davis!" and the other replies with "great taste, less filling!"

if by some off chance i end up in jersey on wednesday, count me in :D

Anything to get in their head. Lundqvist plays lousy whenever theres something bugging him. If we can put doubt in his mind he will fail.

Huh? The only thing I can think of that people have used to cite poor play on his part was in the middle of this season when his dad underwent brain surgery. Please tell me you weren't mocking that.

Huh? The only thing I can think of that people have used to cite poor play on his part was in the middle of this season when his dad underwent brain surgery. Please tell me you weren't mocking that.

I think you are looking for a cat fight.

Anyway, its true. Queen Lundy is gentle like japanese blossom.

I think you are looking for a cat fight.

Anyway, its true. Queen Lundy is gentle like japanese blossom.

Forget it, I guess all the grown up Devil fans are out at the moment.

Forget it, I guess all the grown up Devil fans are out at the moment.
I love how Rangers fans come over here thinking that there own forum is a hotbed of classy discussion.
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Come on guy.

Forget it, I guess all the grown up Devil fans are out at the moment.

Dude, we run a stress free board over here.

If you dont expect to see Ranger Mickey taking over here, then you are sorely mistaken. Go back to the totalitarian Rangers board for discussion about political temperatures.

Dude, we run a stress free board over here.

If you dont expect to see Ranger Mickey taking over here, then you are sorely mistaken. Go back to the totalitarian Rangers board for discussion about political temperatures.
I say. Indeed.
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Huh? The only thing I can think of that people have used to cite poor play on his part was in the middle of this season when his dad underwent brain surgery. Please tell me you weren't mocking that.

From what I read, he was never told about his dad's operation, until after the fact. And when he found out, his father was doing fine. Maybe he isn't mentally as strong as he should be.

I love how Rangers fans come over here thinking that there own forum is a hotbed of classy discussion.

They're the worst. They're so delusional and full of themselves its disgusting. They have this elitist attitude that causes them to think that they can say whatever they want about anyone they want WHEREVER they want. Half of the things they say on that board are so far from the truth that even if you climbed to the top of Lundqvist's pads you wouldn't be able to reach it.

I don't believe in talking about anyones father, mother or bring up a sickness, etc. However, it just seems whenever Lunqvist doesn't play well there's a ready made excuse for the guy and it's just not the fans. It's Rangers management, MSG and others. I know his dad had a serious operation, but buy the time Henrik was informed, the operation was a success and his father was recovering. I guess that's more undrerstandable then the grinding teeth they tried to throw out there a few years ago.

I don't believe in talking about anyones father, mother or bring up a sickness, etc. However, it just seems whenever Lunqvist doesn't play well there's a ready made excuse for the guy and it's just not the fans. It's Rangers management, MSG and others. I know his dad had a serious operation, but buy the time Henrik was informed, the operation was a success and his father was recovering. I guess that's more undrerstandable then the grinding teeth they tried to throw out there a few years ago.
Henrik had a headache, thats why he gave up 6 goals in game 1.

Henrik had a headache, thats why he gave up 6 goals in game 1.

rub some dirt on it kid, as Lee Corso would say. haha

Half of the things they say on that board are so far from the truth that even if you climbed to the top of Lundqvist's pads you wouldn't be able to reach it.

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I really hope the league is serious about significantly decreasing the maximum equipment size for next year like they said. You have to figure a guy like Lundy, Giggy, Luongo (aka the Massive equipment poster boys) GAA will increase a good 0.25 on that alone.

It's Rangers management, MSG and others.

The worst IMHO are the Ranger commentators. I dont know if anyone happened to be watching the Rangers feed yesterday, but when Parise missed the open net and shot it wide Rosen went Apeshat....... A MIRACULOUS SAVE BY LUNDQVIST or something like that. HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT WITH HIS WRIST!!!!! etc.... They then proceded to show the replay about 4 times, including the overhead, all of which clearly showed Parise just flat out choked and missed an open net. The STILL maintained it was a great save by Lundy, because hey..... those 2 never let the truth get in the way of a good story. So annoying. :shakehead

Only miraculous save he made in that game was that glove save in the third. That I'll give him some credit for, but otherwise. MEH

Forget it, I guess all the grown up Devil fans are out at the moment.

Damn right they are.

:biglaugh:

I really hope the league is serious about significantly decreasing the maximum equipment size for next year like they said. You have to figure a guy like Lundy, Giggy, Luongo (aka the Massive equipment poster boys) GAA will increase a good 0.25 on that alone.



The worst IMHO are the Ranger commentators. I dont know if anyone happened to be watching the Rangers feed yesterday, but when Parise missed the open net and shot it wide Rosen went Apeshat....... A MIRACULOUS SAVE BY LUNDQVIST or something like that. HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT WITH HIS WRIST!!!!! etc.... They then proceded to show the replay about 4 times, including the overhead, all of which clearly showed Parise just flat out choked and missed an open net. The STILL maintained it was a great save by Lundy, because hey..... those 2 never let the truth get in the way of a good story. So annoying. :shakehead




it rubs off on thier fans. watching them play the Island that 2 on 1 the puck crosses behind the queen and the crowd starts in with that Henrik.

They tried it last night at the rock but the Dav fans came through and shut em down. :D

i actualy noticed how large lundy's leg pads were yesterday.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/81148513@N00/281916933/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/55353120@N00/392483611/

i actualy noticed how large lundy's leg pads were yesterday.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/81148513@N00/281916933/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/55353120@N00/392483611/

I dunno if that's a good example considering the distances of each photo, but the butterfly things at the top are certainly ridiculous.

But without them how else could a butterfly goalie go down at the top of the crease and cover the ENTIRE bottom of the net, including the 5 hole? :sarcasm:

It's the Devils that brought down scoring and ruined hockey though...not goaltenders with over-sized pads/equipment.

I dunno if that's a good example considering the distances of each photo, but the butterfly things at the top are certainly ridiculous.

But without them how else could a butterfly goalie go down at the top of the crease and cover the ENTIRE bottom of the net, including the 5 hole? :sarcasm:

It's the Devils that brought down scoring and ruined hockey though...not goaltenders with over-sized pads/equipment.

i know the difference of distance is there, but i eyed them with respect to the hips. lundy's pads go higher, by several inches.

i actualy noticed how large lundy's leg pads were yesterday.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/81148513@N00/281916933/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/55353120@N00/392483611/

Their approved by the league so I guess they can't be all that bad.

Their approved by the league so I guess they can't be all that bad.

Which is why there needs to be changes. There shouldnt be any padding that doesn't protect goalies from injury. Leg pads that cover 5-6 inches above the knee, to the area already protected by the padding in goalie pants, isn't there for any other reason than closing the 5 hole.

You guys are ******** all over my thread.

Apparently devils security cameras got the gatorade incident on film and it has been sent to the NHL and the rangers.

Anyone think there's a realistic chance Avery gets in some sort of trouble by the league for it?

Apparently devils security cameras got the gatorade incident on film and it has been sent to the NHL and the rangers.

Anyone think there's a realistic chance Avery gets in some sort of trouble by the league for it?

Source?

Apparently devils security cameras got the gatorade incident on film and it has been sent to the NHL and the rangers.

Anyone think there's a realistic chance Avery gets in some sort of trouble by the league for it?

I don't think he should, personally. They should just make him fight the kid, which he'll inevitably lose then we can all point and laugh at him and that's punishment enough.

Source?

The source is the guy who got hit with the gatorade himself. Like someone mentioned before, he posts on the devils fans facebook group. He said people from the prudential center called him and told him that the video had been sent.

Apparently he was wearing his team autographed jersey when avery splashed him. Real nice guy, that sean avery.

The source is the guy who got hit with the gatorade himself. Like someone mentioned before, he posts on the devils fans facebook group. He said people from the prudential center called him and told him that the video had been sent.

Apparently he was wearing his team autographed jersey when avery splashed him. Real nice guy, that sean avery.

honestly though, why the F would you wear a team autographed jersey to a game? why would that not be proudly displayed at home? i mean noone ever gets anything spilled on them at a sporting event right?

avery is trash and how it happened is bs, but i never get why people wear their autographed jerseys to games.

f that this is devils rangers in new jersey, class is thrown out the window. this is what happens when the metro area has 2 good teams battling it out. no holds bar. we want blood!

That clown Avery talks so much **** and then gets tossed around like a rag doll on ice. *****ed around by Clarkson as he mocks your bench. The guy is a wannabe-Claude Lemeiux, Tie Domi. A poor man's Darcy Tucker. He is becoming as obnoxious as Theo Fluery.

I'd remove that malignant tumor before its too late.

KRIS-TEN DAV-IS

:naughty:They're the worst. They're so delusional and full of themselves its disgusting. They have this elitist attitude that causes them to think that they can say whatever they want about anyone they want WHEREVER they want. Half of the things they say on that board are so far from the truth that even if you climbed to the top of Lundqvist's pads you wouldn't be able to reach it.

Please dont stereotype all Ranger fans together....thats like me saying all Debs fans are white trashy.....just not fair......But as you all know, this board is and will be nasty for the next two weeks....or at least until the Rangers win...

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Please dont stereotype all Ranger fans together....thats like me saying all Debs fans are white trashy.....just not fair......But as you all know, this board is and will be nasty for the next two weeks....or at least until the Rangers win...

very necessary, you did a lot to break sterotypes with that last comment.

Avery's stats vs. the Devils:

6 games
0 goals
1 assist
-1

Sure lets his play do the talking.

Avery's stats vs. the Devils:

6 games
0 goals
1 assist
-1

Sure lets his play do the talking.

his impact is pissing people off, and taking cheap shots, not scoring in this series.

:naughty:

Please dont stereotype all Ranger fans together....thats like me saying all Debs fans are white trashy.....just not fair......But as you all know, this board is and will be nasty for the next two weeks....or at least until the Rangers win...




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Apparently devils security cameras got the gatorade incident on film and it has been sent to the NHL and the rangers.

Anyone think there's a realistic chance Avery gets in some sort of trouble by the league for it?


I think the press would be even funnyer.

his impact is pissing people off, and taking cheap shots, not scoring in this series.

I thought that was Ryan Hullweg's job?

I thought that was Ryan Hullweg's job?




nah he was Jannssen's punching bag. He is out of a job now. :sarcasm:

I thought that was Ryan Hullweg's job?

no that is checking from behind, and hitting with elbows up. but he has asthma, so its ok.

avery will make contact with brodeur whenever he can (two games ago how he lost balanced, and then jumped on marty's back, yes he jumped, myself having fallen down many times on skates i can tell he lunged in that direction) and take little pot shots (clarksons face and his stick) and then cry whenever he is hit hard.

"There are some guys I like as people and don't bother with, and there are a lot I don't. Marty? I don't think it's a secret that I'm not a very big fan of his.

"It's just one of those relationships that's not very pleasant. It's kind of like a bad first date. It started from the first game, and has gone from there."

For that, they will need Avery at his best. They will need his jam, they will need his mouth, and they will need him to get into the crease and under the skin of Brodeur, of whom Avery had this to say:

"We don't travel in the same circles. I don't think he could get into the places I like to go to."



http://www.nypost.com/seven/04082008/sports/rangers/one_man_force_105494.htm




Yeah Avery Marty does not travel in circles with the likes of prostitutes.....

If you have money you can get anywhere, and Marty makes at least double what Avery does, sooooo......

i think this all started at one of matry's celebrity outings where elisha cuthbert was invited and avery went as a guest, and i think he got snubbed by marty, or marty didnt know he was there. i remember marty last season saying he didnt invite him and didnt know he was there. so that may be the spark of it.

that being said who cares about avery, its just a shame that noone puts him in his place. avery comment about marty not getting into the places he goes, he is a older father of three, i would guess he wouldnt want to go to the clubs avery goes. but hey avery is teh coolness!!! just really a dumb person.

Listen, I think Avery adds a good dimension to the Rangers and he is a pretty good hockey player..but you've got to be kidding me. He is such a pretty boy that is almost nauseating..the designer glasses, the painted fingernails, always hanging at fashion shows, and now talking about what clubs he hangs out at? i don't want to get in trouble, but he is such a "fill in the blank"

Yeah Avery Marty does not travel in circles with the likes of prostitutes.....You're thinking of a brothel.

If you could have your daughter going out with one of them who would it be?

If you wanted your son to idolize one of them who would it be?

If you could say you were a personal friend of one of them who would it be?

Sure Avery, you're much more a man than Marty. Go enjoy your clubs and little social scene... popularity and celebrity status fades just like a bad fashion trend... character doesn't.

What a moron. I hope this answers that threat speculation a while back about Lou should go after Avery as a UFA this summer... :shakehead

You're thinking of a brothel.

Yes that might have made better commentary. :naughty:

Just Avery trying to stir things up before the playoffs....yawn....

No surprise here that Avery doesn't think too highly of Marty.

This thread should be fun when Rags fans get word of it.

If you could have your daughter going out with one of them who would it be?

The guy who cheated on his wife with his sister-in-law or the giant ******? Remember, Marty is no saint.

no that is checking from behind, and hitting with elbows up. but he has asthma, so its ok.

It doesn't keep him from competing at a top level. :sarcasm:

"We don't travel in the same circles. I don't think he could get into the places I like to go to."

Haha yea because the places he goes to are filled with :tinker:s who wear womens jeans and paint their finger nails. Anyone dressed like a respectable man, not allowed.

The guy who cheated on his wife with his sister-in-law or the giant ******? Remember, Marty is no saint himself.

So you'd prefer Avery? I am talking comparison since Avery wanted to compare himself to Marty.

Marty's gonna make him eat thoose words tommorow and the rest of the series.

I guess avery is a byproduct of all that is wrong with the douchebags in LA and NYC.

not for nothing but...in sports, usually the guy that runs his mouth ends up not backing it up. Well, unless you're Mark Messier where everyone forgets about your failed predictions and just rambles on about the one you did get right.

The NY Post is perfect for Avery though, a hack publication that might as well be considered a hollywood tabloid. Right up his alley...

I think he's mad because Marty :Ryan Hullweg'd: his girl Elisha.

So you'd prefer Avery? I am talking comparison since Avery wanted to compare himself to Marty.

Listen, all I'm saying is that Marty isn’t the paradigm of high morality. And that people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. This is just classic NY Post Puffery.

I just love how he likes to bring up "what circles he travels in" as a measure of awesomeness. Not his actual play on the ice, because then he'd have nothing to say.

not for nothing but...in sports, usually the guy that runs his mouth ends up not backing it up. Well, unless you're Mark Messier where everyone forgets about your failed predictions and just rambles on about the one you did get right.

The NY Post is perfect for Avery though, a hack publication that might as well be considered a hollywood tabloid. Right up his alley...

I think he's mad because Marty :Ryan Hullweg'd: his girl Elisha.I didn't know Elisha was Brodeur's sister-in-law.

I just love how he likes to bring up "what circles he travels in" as a measure of awesomeness. Not his actual play on the ice, because then he'd have nothing to say.

what the Post fails to report is...they're Jerks, not circles of travel. haha.

Avery is like the goo from Ghostbusters II, he feeds on negative energy. Want proof? Look at the Atlanta series. The more attention you pay to Avery, the more he has you in his pocket.

So, let's ignore him. Don't play into his game. If you're sitting near the glass, don't try and talk to him during warm-ups. If you see him in Starbucks, ask him for a straw and walk away. No signs, nothing.

Anybody else agree?

The best thing to do with Avery is ignore his antics. It worked for Buffalo last season in the playoffs - he was a nonentity after saying something absurd before the series started.

That said, if there's any response to this stuff, he's doing his job, and doing it right, at that.

love it, it always makes for a better rivalry when players hate each other.

The best thing to do with Avery is ignore his antics. It worked for Buffalo last season in the playoffs - he was a nonentity after saying something absurd before the series started.

That said, if there's any response to this stuff, he's doing his job, and doing it right, at that.

absolutely. but considering his previous antics, he was pretty candid about what he was saying this time around and whatever bordered on what he'd normally say was really just his own arrogance.

I got a feeling he at least learned his lesson last year.

Sure right after we get a few good "Kristin Davis" chants going,.

The worst IMHO are the Ranger commentators. I dont know if anyone happened to be watching the Rangers feed yesterday, but when Parise missed the open net and shot it wide Rosen went Apeshat....... A MIRACULOUS SAVE BY LUNDQVIST or something like that. HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT WITH HIS WRIST!!!!! etc.... They then proceded to show the replay about 4 times, including the overhead, all of which clearly showed Parise just flat out choked and missed an open net. The STILL maintained it was a great save by Lundy, because hey..... those 2 never let the truth get in the way of a good story. So annoying. :shakehead

Ah yes. Because Chico never verbally felates Brodeur. Give me a break.

'Ohhhhh Doc'o Brodeur had no chance there. It must have been tipped or shot through a screen!'

I've noticed an increasing amount of blind Devils homers show up on this board over the past few years. I hate how level-headed fans are lumped in with this garbage.

Avery is like the goo from Ghostbusters II, he feeds on negative energy. Want proof? Look at the Atlanta series. The more attention you pay to Avery, the more he has you in his pocket.

So, let's ignore him. Don't play into his game. If you're sitting near the glass, don't try and talk to him during warm-ups. If you see him in Starbucks, ask him for a straw and walk away. No signs, nothing.

Anybody else agree?

well as a Rangers fan lets hope its a good clean hard fought series that goes 7 games. Rangers must do the same about Clarkson and Asham.

Avery is like the goo from Ghostbusters II, he feeds on negative energy. Want proof? Look at the Atlanta series. The more attention you pay to Avery, the more he has you in his pocket.

So, let's ignore him. Don't play into his game. If you're sitting near the glass, don't try and talk to him during warm-ups. If you see him in Starbucks, ask him for a straw and walk away. No signs, nothing.

Anybody else agree?

I agree...I mean it's just how it goes. The more attention you give to someone they more they feed off it.

However if he's going to be in the business for running goalies...I wholeheartedly endorse sending Lundqvist through the boards.

Well, when Avery is on the ice he's almost invisible anyway. Hardly ever notice him.

The players get paid to ingnore him. We pay to go **** with him.:D

Well, when Avery is on the ice he's almost invisible anyway. Hardly ever notice him.

Blasphemy! He's a great player! He gets under opponent's skin and is great at it!

blah blah

Well, when Avery is on the ice he's almost invisible anyway. Hardly ever notice him.


You might be right. Your defense didn't notice him either as he set up the game tying goal the other night.

When did Avery throw water or something on a fan. Better yet, is there a picture?

From the looks of that dude, he needed a bath anyway

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How do we know he's not reading this right now?:speechles

I think our hatred is more directed towards Gomer... he'll get much more attention then Avery and his orange-alien-like skin. Its cool though, if I ever get lost going to the garden I can use his skin tone as a homing beacon

"We don't travel in the same circles. I don't think he could get into the places I like to go to."
It seems like Avery loves setting himself up with softballs like this, haha. The majority of men dont frequent nail parlors, Sean.

You might be right. Your defense didn't notice him either as he set up the game tying goal the other night.

Too bad Clarkson noticed him a few games ago.
And you better hope Vishnevski doesn't notice him or else he'll be another tally on the Vishnevski kill sheet.
I wonder if anybody notices anything these days.
I bet a moderator will notice this thread and delete it.

we all know avery is gonna be all up in martys crease so sutter better tell clarkson and asham to get all up in lundqvist's crease

we cant stoop to avery's level. thats what he wants. thats why we have to play our game and not let him get us off of it

How do we know he's not reading this right now?:speechles

There's hookers on Hfboards? where? where?

Avery is a 1st. class whoremonger.

Not to get the thread back on topic, but I think the Devils players have been pretty good about not getting agitated by Avery. We'll see if they keep that discipline when things get more intense.

Ah yes. Because Chico never verbally felates Brodeur. Give me a break.

'Ohhhhh Doc'o Brodeur had no chance there. It must have been tipped or shot through a screen!'

I've noticed an increasing amount of blind Devils homers show up on this board over the past few years. I hate how level-headed fans are lumped in with this garbage.

Chico felates all goalies, as a "level headed fan" you purport to be should know that. As for being lumped with garbage, don't ******* yourself too hard there.

not for nothing but...in sports, usually the guy that runs his mouth ends up not backing it up. Well, unless you're Mark Messier where everyone forgets about your failed predictions and just rambles on about the one you did get right.

The NY Post is perfect for Avery though, a hack publication that might as well be considered a hollywood tabloid. Right up his alley...

I think he's mad because Marty :Ryan Hullweg'd: his girl Elisha.

thats actually really funny, I'd be mad too, lol, but I don't think Marty could get her, oh wait, he makes double what Avery makes :sarcasm:

thats actually really funny, I'd be mad too, lol, but I don't think Marty could get her, oh wait, he makes double what Avery makes :sarcasm:

haha. I honestly don't know much about her as far as her personality, I just know she's smoking hot.

It would be pretty funny if it was over her though. I mean it would be sort of a fitting drama for Avery being he's tried to become some sort of pseudo-celeb thanks to Elisha.

Maybe she was Marty's babysitter...seems he likes his locale when it comes to that sort of thing. :biglaugh:

Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey player's. She now dates Mike Komisarek and who knows if Marty didn't get a piece of that action.

Also, let's not knock Marty's prowess, just because Avery has a PR flack that sends out press releases on his wherabouts to pagesix and such.

OT

Does anyone know if Lundqvist will be growing a beard? If so, then he will have two beards.

Chico felates all goalies, as a "level headed fan" you purport to be should know that. As for being lumped with garbage, don't ******* yourself too hard there.

All goalies but ESPECIALLY Brodeur. Go ahead, see what Ranger fans think of the guy. Two sides to every story.

All goalies but ESPECIALLY Brodeur. Go ahead, see what Ranger fans think of the guy. Two sides to every story.

Who of Chico or Brodeur? Rangers fans are exactly whose opinion I value when it comes to all things Devils.

haha. I honestly don't know much about her as far as her personality, I just know she's smoking hot.

It would be pretty funny if it was over her though. I mean it would be sort of a fitting drama for Avery being he's tried to become some sort of pseudo-celeb thanks to Elisha.

Maybe she was Marty's babysitter...seems he likes his locale when it comes to that sort of thing. :biglaugh:

yes, she is super hot, thats all I know about her too.\

idk, some of you devil fans come up with some funny ****, whoever thought of Blowmez, thats gold. lol.

Like Marty said a while ago, he didn't even know he was in the league before he came to the Rangers and they had their incident.

I doubt he could give two ***** about what Avery has to say.

Sean has a ton of issues he will one day have to settle before it gets him locked up.
His track record of off the ice issues is alarming.
He has talent but he has a lot of demons in his head.

The guy who cheated on his wife with his sister-in-law or the giant ******? Remember, Marty is no saint.

Melanie went fatso on him. How can you blame him for that, it was all her fault.

Melanie went fatso on him. How can you blame him for that, it was all her fault.

He really wasn't into her anyway. Letting yourself go and looking like Delta Burke isn't doing any man favors. Especially a legend like Brodeur.

Who of Chico or Brodeur? Rangers fans are exactly whose opinion I value when it comes to all things Devils.

Let me get this straight: Devils fans opinions of Ranger announcers are legitimate but Ranger fans opinions of Devil announcers are somehow irrelevant. It all becomes clear now.

Let me get this straight: Devils fans opinions of Ranger announcers are legitimate but Ranger fans opinions of Devil announcers are somehow irrelevant. It all becomes clear now.

well if Doc was a ****** announcer I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have won Emmy's and be on NBC/VS broadcasts.

So yeah, their opinion is invalid, and I hated Sam Rosen even calling Giant games (which btw, he slipped up and called the Giants the Rangers on more than one occasion)

and Michaletti, c'mon...the guy has like no personality and the way he talks sounds like he'd know more about Unix commands than hockey. At least Chico has personality and makes you laugh because of his stupidity. Color commentary should be at least a little entertaining besides informative.

I doubt he could give two ***** about what Avery has to say.

Exactly. This is a non-issue that the fans here will get riled up about more than anyone on the team.

it will interesting to the see the post series hand shake

Here's how you neutralize Avery:

gnSYbbmXSH8

Here's how you neutralize Avery:

gnSYbbmXSH8

:laugh: F'in hilarious, like a little kid who gets picked on by the big bad bully.

well if Doc was a ****** announcer I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have won Emmy's and be on NBC/VS broadcasts.

So yeah, their opinion is invalid, and I hated Sam Rosen even calling Giant games (which btw, he slipped up and called the Giants the Rangers on more than one occasion)

and Michaletti, c'mon...the guy has like no personality and the way he talks sounds like he'd know more about Unix commands than hockey. At least Chico has personality and makes you laugh because of his stupidity. Color commentary should be at least a little entertaining besides informative.

Doc is great and while Chico is pretty terrible at actual commentary, he's a laugh riot. I LOVE our commentators for the most part. Just don't deny that Chico is also a blind Brodeur homer. A goalie homer, yes, but a Brodeur homer first and foremost. Oh, and lets just be clear on one thing: I don’t like the JD-less Rangers commentators. But making fun of how much they love King Henrik while denying that Chico is just as bad with Brodeur is, well, slightly hypocritical.

You might be right. Your defense didn't notice him either as he set up the game tying goal the other night.

They do that a lot. He shouldn't feel speical.

All goalies but ESPECIALLY Brodeur. Go ahead, see what Ranger fans think of the guy. Two sides to every story.

Not compared to DP. I swear, Chico wets himself when he talks about him.

Doc is great and while Chico is pretty terrible at actual commentary, he's a laugh riot. I LOVE our commentators for the most part. Just don't deny that Chico is also a blind Brodeur homer. A goalie homer, yes, but a Brodeur homer first and foremost. Oh, and lets just be clear on one thing: I don’t like the JD-less Rangers commentators. But making fun of how much they love King Henrik while denying that Chico is just as bad with Brodeur is, well, slightly hypocritical.

yeah but c'mon...they got Al "I'm legally changing my name to Lundqvist" Trautwig, and those other two.

And at the end of the day...Marty is as good as Chico says he is. ;)

Here's how you neutralize Avery:

gnSYbbmXSH8

hahaha wow, that was ****in hilarious. I dunno how I haven't seen that before. I hate Ruutu just as much but man that was funny.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/nathiscool/charakteremrslave-1.jpg

Marty, is like totally not kool enough to hang with my circles. Jesus christ.

They do that a lot. He shouldn't feel speical.

:laugh::laugh: Nice.

I actually kinda find Ruutu amusing, id like him on the Devils. Avery can go **** himself though.

You might be right. Your defense didn't notice him either as he set up the game tying goal the other night.

And he has done what against us? No much look at the stats.

Who cares what Avery thinks?

And keep it clean, guys. No nonsense.

Who's Avery?:sarcasm:

Hah Brit, the checking the nails bit clinches it.

Sean Avery? Who?! Is he a minor leaguer?!

Just ignore the bum, that's how you make him ineffective. I wish the Devils players would do the same, just ignore the loser.

and Michaletti, c'mon...the guy has like no personality and the way he talks sounds like he'd know more about Unix commands than hockey. At least Chico has personality and makes you laugh because of his stupidity. Color commentary should be at least a little entertaining besides informative.

*** are you talking about, he does have a personality...that of a wet sock!:sarcasm:

Here's how you neutralize Avery:

gnSYbbmXSH8


Oh man. How much I would pay to see Clarkie do that to him. :laugh: :laugh:
It was great how Clarkson was jawing a lot with Jagr last game too. That'd be great if he could get Jagr off his game.

I dont know how to embed youtube stuff so ill just post the url. Watch this 2 minute postgame interview. Sean is clearly trying to be stylish with his socks pulled up to his knees and his little running sneakers on.

And listen to Trautwig's great question at the end.:shakehead What a tool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdZjEF9bWE

i don't want to get in trouble, but he is such a "fill in the blank"

He's a piece of :Sean Avery: all right.

I dont know how to embed youtube stuff so ill just post the url. Watch this 2 minute postgame interview. Sean is clearly trying to be stylish with his socks pulled up to his knees and his little running sneakers on.

And listen to Trautwig's great question at the end.:shakehead What a tool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdZjEF9bWE

I watched about .5 seconds of that video and had to shut it off. This guy is trash....and I so can't wait to finish making my sign for tomorrow's game and standing down at the Rangers end for warm-ups!

I watched about .5 seconds of that video and had to shut it off. This guy is trash....and I so can't wait to finish making my sign for tomorrow's game and standing down at the Rangers end for warm-ups!

When can i expect to see this surprise you have in store in relation to Avery/Davis tomorrow?

When can i expect to see this surprise you have in store in relation to Avery/Davis tomorrow?

I'll have it during warm-ups (I should make it there early enough). If not i'll have it up in my seats the whole game!

I'll have it during warm-ups (I should make it there early enough). If not i'll have it up in my seats the whole game!

:handclap: Hope i remember to look for it..

I'm still debating on doing something

:handclap: Hope i remember to look for it..

I'm still debating on doing something

I'm just having some fun....I may even create a different one for Friday regarding his tan! :sarcasm:

I'm just having some fun....I may even create a different one for Friday regarding his tan! :sarcasm:

Yeah, I'm not debating on it being classy (i hate that word).. I just don't know what to do...

Ha, if we could only use photoshops onto poster boards.. You could get Avery in the middle of that Guido scene

I dont know how to embed youtube stuff so ill just post the url. Watch this 2 minute postgame interview. Sean is clearly trying to be stylish with his socks pulled up to his knees and his little running sneakers on.

And listen to Trautwig's great question at the end.:shakehead What a tool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdZjEF9bWE

Oh MY....That last question by Trautwig was most certainly tool-worthy. That guy will truly D***-Ride anything NY Rangers related. What a joke.

Kristen! .... Davis!

Should do it like the Rutgers chant (half the crowd for each letter of part of the name in this case)... R!!! U!!! R!!! U!!! ... KRISTEN!!! DAVIS!!!

That would probably drive him insane.

Oh MY....That last question by Trautwig was most certainly tool-worthy. That guy will truly D***-Ride anything NY Rangers related. What a joke.

Trautwig-"Looking forward to irritating Marty Brodeur 3 more times hehe?"

Avery- "Is that how many times we get to play--" (interrupted by Trautwig)

Trautwig- "Yeah you do baby!!" (continues to laugh and babble like an idiot.)


I mean, its just like watching an interview if a Ranger fan from the 400's were to give it. MSG and Trautwig are a joke.

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We really shouldn't let him get to us... or I hope the Devils don't let him get to them. He's going to take runs at Marty, they need to figure out ways to retaliate without taking penalties. Thats what the Rangers want... powerplay time.

Avery is actually kind of funny, he seems pretty with it. Granted I don't know about this finger nail polish (where did that come from?) And he's trying a little too hard to be cool in New York (him and Gomez can be "players"

But I saw him on some Rangers telecasts while he was hurt. He went up into the stands and signed autographs during intermission, went out and bought a hotdog after doing session on the stationary bike. Granted, this is also for attention... but as a Ranger fan I would find those both cool/ funny.

We really shouldn't let him get to us... or I hope the Devils don't let him get to them. He's going to take runs at Marty, they need to figure out ways to retaliate without taking penalties. Thats what the Rangers want... powerplay time.

Avery is actually kind of funny, he seems pretty with it. Granted I don't know about this finger nail polish (where did that come from?) And he's trying a little too hard to be cool in New York (him and Gomez can be "players"

But I saw him on some Rangers telecasts while he was hurt. He went up into the stands and signed autographs during intermission, went out and bought a hotdog after doing session on the stationary bike. Granted, this is also for attention... but as a Ranger fan I would find those both cool/ funny.

We're not! We're trying to get to him!!!

I find it obnoxious. And it's exactly what you say it's for...ATTENTION!!

Do you guys realize that having the focus on HIM from the fans and players is playing into his hands? Thats what he wants. Look at last years series against the Thrashers, he had even Kovalchuk completely off his game. The best way to neutralize Avery is to ignore him. Oh and the signs, while funny to me, I cant see him getting to worked up over it, he likes that kinda stuff.

Do you guys realize that having the focus on HIM from the fans and players is playing into his hands? Thats what he wants. Look at last years series against the Thrashers, he had even Kovalchuk completely off his game. The best way to neutralize Avery is to ignore him. Oh and the signs, while funny to me, I cant see him getting to worked up over it, he likes that kinda stuff.

He didn't like them the other day! To the point that he was shooting pucks at the one kids sign and then threw Gatorade on a kid after the game outside of the arena!

So, obviously he's getting worked up about it! If it's just the fans that's fine, if it's the players, then it becomes a problem!

Do you guys realize that having the focus on HIM from the fans and players is playing into his hands? Thats what he wants. Look at last years series against the Thrashers, he had even Kovalchuk completely off his game. The best way to neutralize Avery is to ignore him. Oh and the signs, while funny to me, I cant see him getting to worked up over it, he likes that kinda stuff.

You fool, now that we know his secret, the Rangers will be destroyed ... Muhahahah!

Do you guys realize that having the focus on HIM from the fans and players is playing into his hands? Thats what he wants. Look at last years series against the Thrashers, he had even Kovalchuk completely off his game. The best way to neutralize Avery is to ignore him. Oh and the signs, while funny to me, I cant see him getting to worked up over it, he likes that kinda stuff.

Its not for Avery. I'm hoping our players see those signs and get a laugh out of it. It will make it much more fun for them to play knowing their fans are behind them.

He didn't like them the other day! To the point that he was shooting pucks at the one kids sign and then threw Gatorade on a kid after the game outside of the arena!

So, obviously he's getting worked up about it! If it's just the fans that's fine, if it's the players, then it becomes a problem!

Yes and no, he always does things like that outside the arena, thats his personality, like it or not. And as far as shooting pucks at signs, meh, there are a ton of pictures of him taunting fans before the game, or just chatting it up, the Flyers one comes to mind. Maybe your right, but I dont see him really letting it affect his game.

Its not for Avery. I'm hoping our players see those signs and get a laugh out of it. It will make it much more fun for them to play knowing their fans are behind them.

I like that mentality, that is actually a good way to show your team your support. That I can def understand.

Do you guys realize that having the focus on HIM from the fans and players is playing into his hands? Thats what he wants. Look at last years series against the Thrashers, he had even Kovalchuk completely off his game. The best way to neutralize Avery is to ignore him. Oh and the signs, while funny to me, I cant see him getting to worked up over it, he likes that kinda stuff.

The only prolbem with that is the Devils don't have a player like that in Kovalchuk, the whole team combined doesn't have a 1/3 of Kovalchuks offensive talent.

The only prolbem with that is the Devils don't have a player like that in Kovalchuk, the whole team combined doesn't have a 1/3 of Kovalchuks offensive talent.

Yeah so let's talk about the offensive powerhouse that is the New York Rangers. I mean you guys put up a ton of goals this year.

The only prolbem with that is the Devils don't have a player like that in Kovalchuk, the whole team combined doesn't have a 1/3 of Kovalchuks offensive talent.

We didn't have a guy like that in 1995 either.


For the love of god, IGNORE SEAN AVERY!

Can a mod please lock ALL Avery threads?

The only prolbem with that is the Devils don't have a player like that in Kovalchuk, the whole team combined doesn't have a 1/3 of Kovalchuks offensive talent.

We didn't have a guy like that in 1995 either.

And Kovalchuk was just stellar for the Thrashers against the Rangers last year. In the playoffs I'd rather have the team the Devils have, committed to a system than Kovalchuk.

For the love of god, IGNORE SEAN AVERY!

Can a mod please lock ALL Avery threads?

Yeah, I'm not debating on it being classy (i hate that word).. I just don't know what to do...

Ha, if we could only use photoshops onto poster boards.. You could get Avery in the middle of that Guido scene

Whatever it took, I would so fund this project

I had a blast with my sign tonight! And the Rangers players got a kick out of it.

Then Avery called me fat and I laughed hysterically. Worst thing you can do when heckling is call someone fat because you can't come up with anything else good!!

Avery....thanks for making my night!

I'm really surprised that Avery is so hated by you Devs fans that he warrants his own thread and a rather active one at that. :laugh:

Avery's an idiot. Everyone knew it before this thread and everyone will know it afterwards. Like the Rags fans in here have said, he's doing his job by pissing us off.

But god damnit do I hate that pickle smoocher.

**Sean Avery again did not talk to the media after tonight's game.

Gag order - because Renney is bright enough to know this fool could very well say something detrimental to the team. :laugh:

No tanning for Avery with that nice scar on his cheek now... awwww :cry:

Gag order - because Renney is bright enough to know this fool could very well say something detrimental to the team. :laugh:

No tanning for Avery with that nice scar on his cheek now... awwww :cry:

They actually escorted him out of the building with 2 security guards last night and he wasn't allowed to stop and sign autographs!

Was pretty funny last night when Avery got hit by that puck, he held one hand to his face and the other hand was pointing. It reminded me of the little kid on the playground crying to his mommy and pointing at who hit him.

They actually escorted him out of the building with 2 security guards last night and he wasn't allowed to stop and sign autographs!

haha thats funny. i was up in sec 109 they were hating avery bad up there... it was mostly devs fans so i was happy

http://www.luckyoliver.com/photos/derived/dbQyKI1GGr25pvadbivJjM/LO-crying_boy-2222601.jpg

Well, here it is, Avery calling cj fat, and cj letting him know how much....you know what, he does. This is such a great picture, it really is.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/NjDevilsFan130/genimage.jpg?t=1207851923

Ps. this is from my phone, not a camera.

Well, here it is, Avery calling cj fat, and cj letting him know how much....you know what, he does. This is such a great picture, it really is.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/NjDevilsFan130/genimage.jpg?t=1207851923

Ps. this is from my phone, not a camera.

That is freakin great! And my hand up to my mouth doing the motion...EVEN BETTER!!

Well, here it is, Avery calling cj fat, and cj letting him know how much....you know what, he does. This is such a great picture, it really is.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/NjDevilsFan130/genimage.jpg?t=1207851923

Ps. this is from my phone, not a camera.

Damn I can't wait to get home to see the pic....can't see them at work.

This may have been asked before but i'll ask here anyhow. Why is it everytime I see Sean Avery score, the goalie has been knocked out of the play and all the guy has to do is put it in the empty net? Has he ever scored a "goal scorers" goal?

That is freakin great! And my hand up to my mouth doing the motion...EVEN BETTER!!

I know, I'm a master photographer. Look at that strategic angle. I wanted to make sure I got what both of you were doing to each other, and I got it! Print out a bunch of copies, sign them, and give them out at the next game!

that pic is just too great

That is freakin great! And my hand up to my mouth doing the motion...EVEN BETTER!!

LOL I had thought your hand was just knocking on the glass. Didn't know you were gesturing LOL.

I hope Avery didn't think you were propositioning him! :sarcasm:

LOL I had thought your hand was just knocking on the glass. Didn't know you were gesturing LOL.

I hope Avery didn't think you were propositioning him! :sarcasm:

Nah, sean only goes for 10 cent hookers, cj is worth a little more than that...:sarcasm:

It was also funny when Dubinsky read it as he went by-the way he locked on to it and kept skating while reading it.

We should throw bottles of tanning lotion on the ice friday night...

Nah, sean only goes for 10 cent hookers, cj is worth a little more than that...:sarcasm:

It was also funny when Dubinsky read it as he went by-the way he locked on to it and kept skating while reading it.

We should throw bottles of tanning lotion on the ice friday night...

Well, I thought maybe that was why he was calling CJ fat, She's not like the rib showing skanky hookers that he normally goes out with.

Someone should go wearing a white shirt with 16 on the back, "Client" as the name, and paint their face orange.

Unfortunately, I can't make it to any games this series. Still havn't been to the Rock.:(

This may have been asked before but i'll ask here anyhow. Why is it everytime I see Sean Avery score, the goalie has been knocked out of the play and all the guy has to do is put it in the empty net? Has he ever scored a "goal scorers" goal?

he shot one off the glass on a dump in last season in the playoffs that went in, does that count? :sarcasm:

Nah, sean only goes for 10 cent hookers, cj is worth a little more than that...:sarcasm:

It was also funny when Dubinsky read it as he went by-the way he locked on to it and kept skating while reading it.

We should throw bottles of tanning lotion on the ice friday night...

yeah or have makeshift Sean Avery jersey's (like more than half of them you'll see at a game) and everyone put self-tanner on and just stand there and confuse him and every time he takes a shot or skates by, just scream in a frenzy like it was the best thing that ever happened in hockey.

edit: I'd also recommend a similar gesture as CJ made in relation to the purpose of Jagr's little soul patch. :nod:

CJ you made my day! Calling you fat...what a jerkmuffin. Loved the gesture!

That pic's great.

What was written on your sign? I'm guessing something to do with hookers?

That pic's great.

What was written on your sign? I'm guessing something to do with hookers?

It was good. The front said "My Black Book" with "Kristin Davis" on the bottom. The inside said something like "Sean Avery 1-800-You-Suck" The back had something good about the gatorade incident.

I figured since the GDT got locked and I posted the pics in there, that this would actually be the more appropriate place for it:

Front:
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd53/jwalsh81/100_1113.jpg

Inside:
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd53/jwalsh81/100_1114.jpg

Back:
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd53/jwalsh81/100_1115.jpg

I was close enough for government work...:sarcasm:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Nice work with that sign.. that's great!

Have anything in store for tomorrow night, CJ??

I really wish i stayed down there.. I was right where you were standing before i left

Have anything in store for tomorrow night, CJ??

I really wish i stayed down there.. I was right where you were standing before i left

No...it was bad luck, so nothing for tomorrow!!! I'm too superstitious like that...

Although I did tell NJ Devils fan..that if I did make one up it would probably say something like this:

I may be fat, but I can lose that.

You have no class, and Kristin Davis says you have a small .... , you can NEVER get rid of that! :sarcasm:

No...it was bad luck, so nothing for tomorrow!!! I'm too superstitious like that...

Although I did tell NJ Devils fan..that if I did make one up it would probably say something like this:

I may be fat, but I can lose that.

You have no class, and Kristin Davis says you have a small .... , you can NEVER get rid of that! :sarcasm:

:laugh::laugh: That would be unbelievable

No...it was bad luck, so nothing for tomorrow!!! I'm too superstitious like that...

Although I did tell NJ Devils fan..that if I did make one up it would probably say something like this:

I may be fat, but I can lose that.

You have no class, and Kristin Davis says you have a small .... , you can NEVER get rid of that! :sarcasm:

Just go down to the same spot during warmups and make the universal "SMALL" gesture with your hand to him and laugh... :sarcasm:

No...it was bad luck, so nothing for tomorrow!!! I'm too superstitious like that...

Although I did tell NJ Devils fan..that if I did make one up it would probably say something like this:

I may be fat, but I can lose that.

You have no class, and Kristin Davis says you have a small .... , you can NEVER get rid of that! :sarcasm:

How about just : I'm just big boned, you're not big anything.

How about just : I'm just big boned, you're not big anything.

:biglaugh:

Hahaha...if that were my case, I would use it....

Need someone in a wheel chair to make this sign :

I've got no feeling in my lower body, what was Kristen Davis' excuse?

Need someone in a wheel chair to make this sign :

I've got no feeling in my lower body, what was Kristen Davis' excuse?

Man, that is so sick. I love it! :laugh:

Need someone in a wheel chair to make this sign :

I've got no feeling in my lower body, what was Kristen Davis' excuse?

Ouch.

Need someone in a wheel chair to make this sign :

I've got no feeling in my lower body, what was Kristen Davis' excuse?

WOW!!! Now that is not only crossing the line...but absolutely HYSTERICAL!!

another idea:

Sean Avery <3's Jim McGreevy

or...(time for some MS Paint)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/kissthegoat/gayvery.jpg

This may have been asked before but i'll ask here anyhow. Why is it everytime I see Sean Avery score, the goalie has been knocked out of the play and all the guy has to do is put it in the empty net? Has he ever scored a "goal scorers" goal?

::cough cough::

Wow. Some of the earlier posts in this thread are pretty entertaining.

http://watch.tsn.ca/nhl/clip45252#clip45252

He is a disgrace, waving a stick in the air, its a shame he gets so much positive press from the media who would celebrate Charlie Manson if it won them a championship.

I heard Reggie Dunlap put a $100 bounty on Avery's head. Now which Devil will go for the 100 bucks? Hell, almost all of them are underpaid, by NHL standards.

If you look in that thread in the playoffs board about the incident,
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p=13642636&posted=1#post13642636
Around pages 17-19, I start comparing it to a mating ritual. It was very fun. Now I shall go to bed or else tomorrow will be a nasty day of sickness and fail.

Man do I wish the instigator rule was gone. Imagine Avery doing that to the Bruins or Philly of the 70's....they would litterly tear his head off.

If you look in that thread in the playoffs board about the incident,
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p=13642636&posted=1#post13642636
Around pages 17-19, I start comparing it to a mating ritual. It was very fun. Now I shall go to bed or else tomorrow will be a nasty day of sickness and fail.

That thread is unreal,I hope he suckers them into some huge ass contract for a big ass cap hit in the offseason.

That play tonight though, the equivalent of an annoying little brother, "Not touching you. Not touching you. Not touching you." I loved how the ref had no idea what to do but yell at him, fantastic. The guy is doing something that's questionably illegal and worthy of a ref's attention and what do you do ref? Eh, just tell him to stop doing that.

Maybe next time when someone roundhouse kicks a goalie in the face, the ref can just say, "Oh hey, don't do that"

Oh wait, nevermind.

He deserves credit for three goals in three games, but he has to go out and make an a$$ out of himself and embarrass the game. If he just went out and played the game and cut out the crap, but he's one of those guys who just can't help himself.

He deserves credit for three goals in three games, but he has to go out and make an a$$ out of himself and embarrass the game. If he just went out and played the game and cut out the crap, but he's one of those guys who just can't help himself.

hell eventually wear out his welcome, end up in philly and then well see how fast all those avery lovers will scream for blood as his antics are now directed back at the rags.

:shakehead

Yes, I really think they should use a catapult in the next game.

video of everything stupid Avery does (including current incident)


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Since the league likes to take the natural abilities and talents of goaltenders away, you know, to improve the game, :shakehead why don't they come up with some zany rule to take this bag of ******'s natural gift he developed from not getting enough love and attenion in his childhood (and probably some inappropriate touching). How about any play or behavior deemed "detrimental to spirit of the game" or some such jargon automatically gets you two plus a ten minute misconduct, and three offences gets you a suspension. I'd say golden boy would probably have earned himself two suspensions already this season.

That, or get rid of the instigator rule.

What really pissed me off about this whole incident last night, was after Avery was doing this, Marty gets his stick in his jersey and Avery turned around to the ref looking for the penalty..

He's such a whiny little...UGH!!! :rant:

He is a bloody ****.

What he did last not is just plain bad sportsmanship.

cant say anything bad about Avery... he's got 3 goals now in the series and a GW goal... he's playing tough and trying to win...

wished he played for the Devils we could use him now

wished he played for the Devils we could use him now

Lou just called, he wants your Devils fan card on his desk by the end of the day. :shakehead

If Avery was signed by Lou, I would call myself a Minnesota fan.

Marty should have wailed him with his stick. I know we were down 2 men...but man...just do it. He's just going to keep doing stupid shyt if we don't nail him.

Lou just called, he wants your Devils fan card on his desk by the end of the day. :shakehead

he's been kickin our ass all year... even more so in the playoffs... just because he's wearing a Rangers jersey doesn't mean you have to hate him, I cant stand that crap! remember the days of PePe (Claude)?

if Avery wore a Devils Jersey instead of a Rags and doing this to the opposition we'd love him right now... and you now it

he's been kickin our ass all year... even more so in the playoffs... just because he's wearing a Rangers jersey doesn't mean you have to hate him, I cant stand that crap! remember the days of PePe (Claude)?

if Avery wore a Devils Jersey instead of a Rags and doing this to the opposition we'd love him right now... and you now it

Nope. Pepe didn't make a mockery of the game. He played agitator but didn't cross the line. Avery crosses the line. That and he's a diver... can't stand divers, let alone divers who also run goalies.

he's been kickin our ass all year... even more so in the playoffs... just because he's wearing a Rangers jersey doesn't mean you have to hate him, I cant stand that crap! remember the days of PePe (Claude)?

if Avery wore a Devils Jersey instead of a Rags and doing this to the opposition we'd love him right now... and you now it

Well, I'm not a normal fan. If you wore the rags blue at any point in your career I don't like you much. I didn't like Pepe the second time around, I booed him all the time. (After what he did to Draper and then pu$$ied up when they tried to fight him, I lost all respect for him) I didn't like Bernie Nichols or Corey Millen either. It's just the way I am. You have to work a lot harder for me to like you if you came from there. shrug.

If Avery was signed by Lou, I would call myself a Minnesota fan.

couldnt agree more. luckily, we dont need to worry about that. lou would never shell out $ for an attention starved midget

couldnt agree more. luckily, we dont need to worry about that. lou would never shell out $ for an attention starved midget

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lol! Brilliant

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Win.

You must turn a picture of Avery into an oompa luumpa now. DO IT.

Sorry to cross post, but I put this in the Game 3 Post-game Thread, not realizing there was an active discussion going on in this thread:

By the way, I don't know if anyone mentioned this or not, but Gary Bettman stated that he was in contact with Colin Campbell and they are in agreement that the Avery screening Brodeur tactic should be called as either an unsportsmanlike or goalie interference penalty from now on. They were going to discuss it further today and make their determination and inform the teams as to how that type of action will be called.

Sean Avery is such a :Nigel Dawes:

Sorry to cross post, but I put this in the Game 3 Post-game Thread, not realizing there was an active discussion going on in this thread:

thanks. It simply should just be unsportsmanlike. Its the same reason they created "diving" penalties. Diving and Avery's ish turns it into a circus.

:: cue ranger fan chiming in about Brodeur and diving :: Well duh, he got a penalty for it!

Win.

You must turn a picture of Avery into an oompa luumpa now. DO IT.

Shouldn't be hard....they are the same color after all. :)

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thanks. It simply should just be unsportsmanlike. Its the same reason they created "diving" penalties. Diving and Avery's ish turns it into a circus.

:: cue ranger fan chiming in about Brodeur and diving :: Well duh, he got a penalty for it!

1. Whoever called him a "genius for this play, Did it lead to the Rangers scoring or to a win?

2. Slapshots come in at 90mph. Is it "genius" to turn your back to that play?


3. And for those who call his antics legal:


Rule 41 Abuse of Officials and other Misconduct Section G

A misconduct penalty shall be imposed on any player who persists in any course of conduct (including threatening or abusive language or gestures or similar actions) designed to incite an opponent into incurring a penalty.


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http://www.nhl.com/hockeyu/rulebook/rule41.html

Is there a way Stevens can come back for a shift on Wednesday?

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Ok, I'm a Rangers fan, but thats hilarious.

Is there a way Stevens can come back for a shift on Wednesday?

That is exactly what I am hoping for. I've been talking to a lot of people about this, and every single one of them said that if Stevens was there, Avery would probably be dead right now...

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:biglaugh:

Is there a way Stevens can come back for a shift on Wednesday?

I wish. He should go in the locker room with Kenny D and fire them up at least.

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:biglaugh: that is amazing

Seriously though, he doesn't give a sh*** about what people think of him. He goes out there and gets on peoples nerves, thats exactly what he is paid to do. There is no rule about what he did to Brodeur.