Ducks Broadcast Irritants

1. The incessant eye-poking chit-chat between Severyn and Carroll. Very hard to concentrate on the game when those two lovebirds can't stop verbally dry-humping each other long enough to tell us who's on the ice.

2. Ahlers' use of the phrase "X walks all the way up to the ladies' tee". It was funny the first 50 times. Now, not so much.

3. That goober from McMahon's RV and his faux two-on-none breakaway with Wild Wing. If I wanted a Winnebago, I certainly wouldn't buy one from a ginger kid living out his little boy fantasy over and over again on my TV screen.

4. "Credit report dot com, bay-bee..."

5. Billy MacDonald (whom I generally like a lot) treating every player he interviews like his long, lost childhood buddy. There's a thin line between a relaxed, friendly discussion and Billy's version of a journalistic "happy ending".

6. In general, KDOC. Can we not watch a hockey game without commercials for the Beverly Hillbillies?

7. Fox's interminable self-promotion. The next time my view of a Pronger slap shot is obstructed by a big orange and black graphic reminding me to watch American Idol, I'm gonna walk right up to the ladies' tees and completely lose my s--t.

*waits for the gunshot to the OP's head*

"Lookout Cookout"

hahahaha.. i agree with everything you said. last night I was singing "f-r-e-e that spells free.. credit report dot com, baby" two hours after the game showed. stupid song wouldn't get out of my head.. but i guess that means it's a good thing for the advertisors.

Severyn and Carroll's lovebird comments are ridiculous for the most part.. but the occassional laugh doesn't hurt.. gotta love the chemistry.:thumbu:

My name is J.S. Giguere and welcome to my loft! This is my loft now, and it can be yours!

***** all you want it's better than:

"Dueling 19's in the corner."
"We lose a puck and gain a faceoff."
"Get ready to lace em up and hit the ice."

"The paid officials make the call, but the paying officials disagree"

It was creative the first couple times he said it, but it seems like he says something in that context at about once a period. Pretty annoying.

Hazy: "Oh, Johnnie, what a play..."

I hate when Hazy goes on those stupid rants about goalie pads. We get it Brian, now stop.

Not being able to watch FSN other than on Center Ice, the only real annoyance is Bill MacDonald- he just comes off so phony. Besides that, I don't get inundated with enough of the other crap to care.

1. The incessant eye-poking chit-chat between Severyn and Carroll. Very hard to concentrate on the game when those two lovebirds can't stop verbally dry-humping each other long enough to tell us who's on the ice.

2. Ahlers' use of the phrase "X walks all the way up to the ladies' tee". It was funny the first 50 times. Now, not so much.

3. That goober from McMahon's RV and his faux two-on-none breakaway with Wild Wing. If I wanted a Winnebago, I certainly wouldn't buy one from a ginger kid living out his little boy fantasy over and over again on my TV screen.

4. "Credit report dot com, bay-bee..."

5. Billy MacDonald (whom I generally like a lot) treating every player he interviews like his long, lost childhood buddy. There's a thin line between a relaxed, friendly discussion and Billy's version of a journalistic "happy ending".

6. In general, KDOC. Can we not watch a hockey game without commercials for the Beverly Hillbillies?

7. Fox's interminable self-promotion. The next time my view of a Pronger slap shot is obstructed by a big orange and black graphic reminding me to watch American Idol, I'm gonna walk right up to the ladies' tees and completely lose my s--t.

Can't complain about that one. It's on every 5 seconds on every other channel as well.

What are the words that go in these lines?
now instead of looking fly and rolling __,
my __ sticking to the vinyl and my pocket's getting laughed at...

What are the words that go in these lines?
now instead of looking fly and rolling __,
my __ sticking to the vinyl and my pocket's getting laughed at...

1st blank- Phat

2nd blank- leg is

i hate that cartoon otter, otto, on the irvine auto center commercial.

Can't complain about that one. It's on every 5 seconds on every other channel as well.

I personally like that commerical. But Who ever keeps saying o he blew out a wheel. Since when were there wheels underneath skate. I guess I'm not a very figurative person.

Not being able to watch FSN other than on Center Ice, the only real annoyance is Bill MacDonald- he just comes off so phony. Besides that, I don't get inundated with enough of the other crap to care.

Bill does come off fake. LoL

But the choice between Lindsay or Christine... I love seeing Lindsay!

Lindsay's terrible, though. Albeit the way loose-handles that mic reminds me of...

i hate that cartoon otter, otto, on the irvine auto center commercial.

That mascot was at the game tonight! He rode on the Zamboni. Really scary looking in person, I thought it was a rat walking around.

My name is J.S. Giguere and welcome to my loft! This is my loft now, and it can be yours!
i lolled

The Free Credit one is all over. I was singing it all day Monday. Terrible really.

I seem to remember Chris Madsen as being a much better play-by-play announcer.

The Miller Lite radio commercial about drinking maple syrup, apple cider, and an "impossibly large" Miller Lite out of the Stanley Cup is starting to get to me, though.

Nubla > Soto. She knows more, and she's just as hot. Although haha has an interesting point about her mic handling skills. Is she going to lick the tip next?

The Miller Lite radio commercial about drinking maple syrup, apple cider, and an "impossibly large" Miller Lite out of the Stanley Cup is starting to get to me, though.

What goes here?
can you imagine __ ducks' championship trophy

So far, I've got this one and the free credit report written down. I think one of my new goals is to learn all these annoying songs/commercials. Also, for the end of the free credit report, how does it go? All I could catch is:
offer applies enrollment and triple advantage

What are the words that go in these lines?
now instead of looking fly and rolling __,
my __ sticking to the vinyl and my pocket's getting laughed at...

I think it's posse.

Let's talk about it.

It is, "and my posses gettin' laughed at."

Cool. Posse it is.
So does the whole thing go like this?

so i'm shopping for a new car
which one's me
a cool convertible or an suv
too bad i didn't know my credit was wack
and now i'm driving off the lot in a used sub compact

f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby

saw their ads on my tv
thought about going but was too lazy
now instead of looking fly and rolling phat
my leg is sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at

f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby

offer applies enrollment and triple advantage

Cool. Posse it is.
So does the whole thing go like this?

so i'm shopping for a new car
which one's me
a cool convertible or an suv
too bad i didn't know my credit was wack
and now i'm driving off the lot in a used sub compact

f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby

saw their ads on my tv
thought about going but was too lazy
now instead of looking fly and rolling phat
my leg is sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at

f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby

offer applies enrollment and triple advantage


My life got so much worse the second this commercial started rolling out.

I actually kinda chuckle at the one where they're in the restaurant. They don't play that one during hockey much though.

I must be the only one who loves Hayward as a commentator. Almost as sarcastic as me. The quote about Bobby Ryan's 21st b-day being this St.Patrick's Day was great and he had one like a month ago where he was talking about the Ducks PK or something being perfect in their last x games and right at that moment the opposition scored and Hayward goes "oops". The man is awesomeness, pure awesomeness.

I must be the only one who loves Hayward as a commentator. Almost as sarcastic as me. The quote about Bobby Ryan's 21st b-day being this St.Patrick's Day was great and he had one like a month ago where he was talking about the Ducks PK or something being perfect in their last x games and right at that moment the opposition scored and Hayward goes "oops". The man is awesomeness, pure awesomeness.

I love him. There isn't another color guy I would trade him for. Perfect combination of biting humor, hockey knowledge, unique insight, with a nice dash of homerism for the home-team broadcast.

1. The incessant eye-poking chit-chat between Severyn and Carroll. Very hard to concentrate on the game when those two lovebirds can't stop verbally dry-humping each other long enough to tell us who's on the ice.

2. Ahlers' use of the phrase "X walks all the way up to the ladies' tee". It was funny the first 50 times. Now, not so much.

3. That goober from McMahon's RV and his faux two-on-none breakaway with Wild Wing. If I wanted a Winnebago, I certainly wouldn't buy one from a ginger kid living out his little boy fantasy over and over again on my TV screen.

4. "Credit report dot com, bay-bee..."

5. Billy MacDonald (whom I generally like a lot) treating every player he interviews like his long, lost childhood buddy. There's a thin line between a relaxed, friendly discussion and Billy's version of a journalistic "happy ending".

6. In general, KDOC. Can we not watch a hockey game without commercials for the Beverly Hillbillies?

7. Fox's interminable self-promotion. The next time my view of a Pronger slap shot is obstructed by a big orange and black graphic reminding me to watch American Idol, I'm gonna walk right up to the ladies' tees and completely lose my s--t.

I'd like to punch him right between the eyes.


As someone else said, the "Let's talk about it" phrase. Was good after the Cup win, but not every game needs talking about.

My life got so much worse the second this commercial started rolling out.

I actually kinda chuckle at the one where they're in the restaurant. They don't play that one during hockey much though.
They say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
So why am I dressed like a pirate
in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
stole my identity.
So now I'm here every evening
serving chowder and iced tea.
Shoulda gone to free credit report.com
I coulda seen this coming like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish
to tourists in t-shirts.

I love him. There isn't another color guy I would trade him for. Perfect combination of biting humor, hockey knowledge, unique insight, with a nice dash of homerism for the home-team broadcast.
AND he refuses to deny his deep hatred for Avery. An emotional pioneer!

" and I don't think Giguere ever saw that one" after every goal he lets in.

They say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
So why am I dressed like a pirate
in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
stole my identity.
So now I'm here every evening
serving chowder and iced tea.
Shoulda gone to free credit report.com
I coulda seen this coming like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish
to tourists in t-shirts.

k did you look it up or gone crazy cause that amazing I can only hum it.

" and I don't think Giguere ever saw that one" after every goal he lets in.

I'm sure he'd have accorded Bryz the same generosity if only there were actually players in front of him when floaters went by. :sarcasm: