Dumbass at it again...

Ronnie Bass
01-15-2008, 11:47 AM
http://tsn.ca/nfl/news_story/?ID=227352&hubname=

This guy should never play another down in the NFL, what a freakin' loser.

Ensane
01-15-2008, 11:54 AM
Just a slightly off focus question, but what is the attorney doing at the strip club in the first place? :biglaugh:

Dr Love
01-15-2008, 11:55 AM
Just a slightly off focus question, but what is the attorney doing at the strip club in the first place? :biglaugh:

I was about to post the same thing... it's not every day you hear about divorce lawyers going to strip clubs. If she went there looking for him though for whatever reason, then she hit the jackpot.

Ensane
01-15-2008, 11:56 AM
Beat me too it! I was about to post the same thing... it's not every day you hear about divorce lawyers going to strip clubs.
Did you have to re-read that part to make sure that you had it correct? I figured I misread somehow.

ComrieFanatic
01-15-2008, 12:01 PM
What a drain on society.

BenIgnorant
01-15-2008, 12:04 PM
Wow. Just wow. He punched his own, female attorney at a strip club?! Holy smokes. I'm giggling too much to comment on it. You can't even make jokes about him, because his actions are the punchline. Does this guy live at a strip club?

What was the attorney doing there anyway? Does he make it rain when he pays out legal fees?

You could go so many places with this my head is spinning.

All I can say, is thank you Pacman, for being such a big f---up that you make my day. I hope the woman is okay though, and Pacman really, really needs to get away from strip clubs.

Patrick
01-15-2008, 12:10 PM
He punched his own female attorney at a strip club? You really can't make this up.

Dr Love
01-15-2008, 12:24 PM
Did you have to re-read that part to make sure that you had it correct? I figured I misread somehow.

Huh? I'm not sure what you mean.

He punched his own, female attorney at a strip club?!

The article isn't entirely clear if she's his attorney or not. It simply says she's handling the case, not defending him. If he punched his own attorney in the face... the man needs to be put somewhere where he can not interact with others.

Takeo
01-15-2008, 01:48 PM
The article isn't entirely clear if she's his attorney or not. It simply says she's handling the case, not defending him. If he punched his own attorney in the face... the man needs to be put somewhere where he can not interact with others.

Maybe she deserved it.

Patrick
01-15-2008, 02:10 PM
Maybe she deserved it.

You don't hit a woman unless you are a coward.

El Dandy
01-15-2008, 02:19 PM
He punched his own female attorney at a strip club? You really can't make this up.

She is an attorney, but not his. Manny Arora has been his lawyer I only know this because he's on Atlanta radio several times a week.

El Dandy
01-15-2008, 02:20 PM
You don't hit a woman unless you are a coward.

To quote the great Chris Rock: "Nobody is above an ass kicking" :sarcasm:

Ensane
01-15-2008, 02:20 PM
Huh? I'm not sure what you mean.
I had to re-read it twice to make sure that it didn't just say it was some random defense attorney, but one that was involved in his case. It seemed way too hokey of a coincidence and I doubted that I read it wrong at first glance.


The article isn't entirely clear if she's his attorney or not. It simply says she's handling the case, not defending him. If he punched his own attorney in the face... the man needs to be put somewhere where he can not interact with others.
If she is his attorney, then I think we know where the case is heading. If it's his ex's attorney, what the f is she doing in the same strip club as him. Either way you've got comedic value.

fob
01-15-2008, 02:45 PM
These are all side effects of the Madden Curse.

It's all Vince Young's fault.

DaaaaB's
01-15-2008, 03:56 PM
It doesn't say anywhere in that article that she has anything to do with his case. She is a divorce lawyer on a different case. Anyhow, Pacman is a major fu(k up.

Ensane
01-15-2008, 04:16 PM
It doesn't say anywhere in that article that she has anything to do with his case. She is a divorce lawyer on a different case. Anyhow, Pacman is a major fu(k up.
They have since amended the article.

reject
01-15-2008, 04:27 PM
Pacman is hilarious. He should go back to wrestling.

BintZ
01-15-2008, 05:12 PM
She probably deserved it...:)

Brazz
01-15-2008, 05:19 PM
I heard this story break on the Jim Rome show, now that was a funny take.

Dr Love
01-15-2008, 07:25 PM
You don't hit a woman unless you are a coward.

What if she punches you first? Are you just supposed to turtle and get an ass whooping?

Patrick
01-15-2008, 07:29 PM
What if she punches you first? Are you just supposed to turtle and get an ass whooping?

He is a NFL cornerback, I am sure he could stop her without punching her or gotten away.

Dr Love
01-15-2008, 07:43 PM
He is a NFL cornerback, I am sure he could stop her without punching her or gotten away.

Yeah, but I'm talking in general. If a woman hits me first, I'm a coward if I hit back?

Caner Soze
01-15-2008, 07:59 PM
There should be a minimum IQ of 75 to play in the NFL, therefore Pacman won't be allowed to play.

jaydub
01-15-2008, 08:03 PM
im pretty sure if she has to ask a judge to issue a warrant for his arrest its pretty much a ******** story on her part, i mean who gets hit in the face then goes to a judge asking for a warrant to someones arrest? if there was any basis to her claim wouldnt the police do that themselves?

Patrick
01-15-2008, 08:12 PM
Yeah, but I'm talking in general. If a woman hits me first, I'm a coward if I hit back?

It is my belief that if you can get away you have no reason to hit a woman. If she has you on the ground and choking you to death and the only chance at getting away is to hit her in the mouth that is one thing but if someone randomly walks up to me and hits me I could get away.

El Dandy
01-15-2008, 09:46 PM
There should be a minimum IQ of 75 to play in the NFL, therefore Pacman won't be allowed to play.

Vince Young would be out, too

Badger Bob
01-16-2008, 07:31 AM
Just surprised that someone hasn't made a veiled accusation of 'racism' for posting this thread.

klingsor
01-16-2008, 08:46 AM
What if she punches you first? Are you just supposed to turtle and get an ass whooping?

No.

Just hit the deck amd press assault charges.

Then sue the **** out of her for "mental and physical injuries".

Then settle with her for a huge chunk of change.

CaptainChara
01-16-2008, 08:46 AM
It is my belief that if you can get away you have no reason to hit a woman. If she has you on the ground and choking you to death and the only chance at getting away is to hit her in the mouth that is one thing but if someone randomly walks up to me and hits me I could get away.

**** that. If you can throw a punch, you better be able to take one.

:biglaugh:

danroy
01-16-2008, 09:55 AM
The NFL should be more concerned about football players playing football, not their outside life.

Everyone has problems, I don't want to know about them, nor do I care. I just wanna watch football.

That's just me though.

Patrick
01-16-2008, 02:20 PM
**** that. If you can throw a punch, you better be able to take one.

:biglaugh:

That is of course up to you but I don't want to be arrested and if you hit a woman you will go to jail, doesn't matter if it was self defense or not.

Bonkers
01-16-2008, 02:58 PM
Roughing up a chick is the perfect way to get into a bar fight. Always plenty of knights with their shining armors coming to protect the girl... ...wihtout a shadow of an idea what they are getting into.

DaaaaB's
01-16-2008, 04:06 PM
They have since amended the article.
Ok, that makes more sense. I was wondering where you guys were getting that from.

Troy McClure
01-17-2008, 06:34 AM
Just a slightly off focus question, but what is the attorney doing at the strip club in the first place? :biglaugh:

If you needed to meet with Pacman, where would you look first?

Suiteness
01-17-2008, 04:47 PM
What if she punches you first? Are you just supposed to turtle and get an ass whooping?

Bob and weave like Roy Jones. That should irritate her even more!

IslanderFan0194
01-19-2008, 12:01 PM
What a joke man, JUST KICK HIM OUT OF THE LEAGUE ALREADY!:rant:

jaydub
01-19-2008, 12:17 PM
What a joke man, JUST KICK HIM OUT OF THE LEAGUE ALREADY!:rant:

i think i read that this lady was lying and dropped charges

kihei
01-19-2008, 02:42 PM
Yeah, but I'm talking in general. If a woman hits me first, I'm a coward if I hit back?
No, you are an idiot if you hit back.

Dave is a Killer
01-19-2008, 11:44 PM
i think i read that this lady was lying and dropped charges

she did ... but it still doesn't negate the fact that Adam Jones is a dumbass & shouldn't be allowed back in the League ... I really believe (I love how that word is spelled) that his "posse" leaned on this lawyer

Troy McClure
01-20-2008, 07:50 AM
No, you are an idiot if you hit back.

What if it is Ali's daughter taking a swing at you?

Chocolate Skittles
01-20-2008, 08:04 AM
What if it is Ali's daughter taking a swing at you?

Run? Why the hell would you hit her back and upset her?