Chris Pronger's w/ the Cup

I only just saw this picture today, of Pronger's two kids eating cereal of out the Stanley Cup. Does anyone else see this as a complete disgrace? I think he's an idiot for doing this.

I always knew he was a fruit loop. He should go back to school and start studying Physics.

Messier took it to a strip club.
Olczyk had a horse eat out of it.
One of the Red Wings had their dog eat out of it.
It sank to the bottom of Lemieux's swimming pool after numerous people were "riding" it.

I think kids eating cereal is one of the least tragic things to happen. But hey whatever, we haven't had a wife joke yet this week. Anyone?

I only just saw this picture today, of Pronger's two kids eating cereal of out the Stanley Cup. Does anyone else see this as a complete disgrace? I think he's a fruckin idiot for doing this.
*sigh* Another Pronger hater; how original. If you do a little bit of research you'll find that lots of people (mainly kids) have eaten their cereal out of the the Cup. Worse things have happened. No need to get your panties in a wad over this... :sarcasm:

I only just saw this picture today, of Pronger's two kids eating cereal of out the Stanley Cup. Does anyone else see this as a complete disgrace? I think he's a fruckin idiot for doing this.

You obviously have no idea of the tradition behind each player having the Cup for a day.

MANY have taken #1's in the Cup (Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if #2 was involved as well)...

Messier took it to a strip club.
Olczyk had a horse eat out of it.
One of the Red Wings had their dog eat out of it.
It sank to the bottom of Lemieux's swimming pool after numerous people were "riding" it.

I think kids eating cereal is one of the least tragic things to happen. But hey whatever, we haven't had a wife joke yet this week. Anyone?

Rumor has it Pronger's wife wants out of Anaheim. The word on the grapevine is that she caught Pronger cheating on her with Stanley, which is where the dent really came from. More info to come later.

(best I could do in the morning)

I only just saw this picture today, of Pronger's two kids eating cereal of out the Stanley Cup. Does anyone else see this as a complete disgrace? I think he's a fruckin idiot for doing this.
I think he should rip the bowl off of the Cup with his teeth and then beat the mayor of Edmonton to death with it.

Rumor has it Pronger's wife wants out of Anaheim. The word on the grapevine is that she caught Pronger cheating on her with Stanley, which is where the dent really came from. More info to come later.

(best I could do in the morning)

Not bad, the one I thought of was:

"Chris Pronger also thought having children eat cereal out of the Cup was a complete disgrace and an insult to the Ducks, the league, the game of hockey and Howie Morenz, himself. However, Pronger's wife told him to let the kids eat their cereal..."

When does training camp open?

Not bad, the one I thought of was:

"Chris Pronger also thought having children eat cereal out of the Cup was a complete disgrace and an insult to the Ducks, the league, the game of hockey and Howie Morenz, himself. However, Pronger's wife told him to let the kids eat their cereal..."

I like it. It's clever. Mine was a bit on the crude side.

I think he should rip the bowl off of the Cup with his teeth and then beat the mayor of Edmonton to death with it.

Classic Booger, well done!

I think Pronger should bite the bowl of the cup with his front teeth, leaving a huge gap and then go parade with the cup around Edmonton.

I only just saw this picture today, of Pronger's two kids eating cereal of out the Stanley Cup. Does anyone else see this as a complete disgrace? I think he's an idiot for doing this.

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