from The Blue Line. A magazine sold outside the UC before Hawk games. This was in this months issue.
10. "Blackhawks" is "Detroit Tigers" spelled backwards.
9. Toughness? We'd kick those Glenbrook North senior girls' *****!
8. We're thinking outside the box - like playing the whole season without a #1 defensemen.
7. Hey, hey! Holy Mackeral, no doubt aboutit - we suck!
6. Come watch us chip it off the glass!
5. We never make our players lift heavy objects, like the Stanley Cup.
4. Our youth movement boils down to nailing Demi Moore
3. Ruutu - so good you'll make you forget Dan Cleary.
2. Please, somebody, help us! Our franchise is being held hostage by a drunken, tyrannical madman!
1. Gee. It sure is quiet in here.
Teemu
11-12-2003, 01:16 PM
"Come to the United Center - There's Plenty of Leg Room!"
TomHBlain
11-12-2003, 04:10 PM
1. "See tomorrow's stars of other teams play today!"
2. "World class skaters everynight,... plus the home team!"
3. "Better record than the Bulls and Bears"
4. "Fighting against playoff elimination every night."
kruezer
11-12-2003, 10:47 PM
5. We never make our players lift heavy objects, like the Stanley Cup.
:lol: That one is pure genius.
Terrier
11-13-2003, 10:22 AM
Come See What The UC Looks Like-You'll NEVER See It on TV!!
bslcommish
11-16-2003, 07:37 AM
Come See What The UC Looks Like-You'll NEVER See It on TV!!
no kidding. what a f-ing joke. when i tell people i'm in fantasy leagues about this, they ask me if i'm kidding. hard to believe i live in chicago and can't watch my own team play unless i pay the $50 to go watch them in person. games on espn and espn 2 even get blacked out. i find it harder and harder every year to go to the UC and pay that kind of money to watch that kind of crap.
KillToronto
11-16-2003, 01:38 PM
2. "World class skaters everynight,... plus the home team!"
:lol: :lol:
Hawkalyzer
11-16-2003, 05:44 PM
15. Watch Karpotsev do the amazing feat of scoring on both his opponents goal and his own goal, well, maybe not his opponents goal
go kim johnsson 514
11-18-2003, 01:58 PM
from The Blue Line. A magazine sold outside the UC before Hawk games. This was in this months issue.
10. "Blackhawks" is "Detroit Tigers" spelled backwards.
9. Toughness? We'd kick those Glenbrook North senior girls' *****!
8. We're thinking outside the box - like playing the whole season without a #1 defensemen.
7. Hey, hey! Holy Mackeral, no doubt aboutit - we suck!
6. Come watch us chip it off the glass!
5. We never make our players lift heavy objects, like the Stanley Cup.
4. Our youth movement boils down to nailing Demi Moore
3. Ruutu - so good you'll make you forget Dan Cleary.
2. Please, somebody, help us! Our franchise is being held hostage by a drunken, tyrannical madman!
1. Gee. It sure is quiet in here.
"Brought to you by the Author of '101 Ways to Save Money."
Douggy
11-19-2003, 07:42 PM
"Come on out. We're gonna start calling Ruuto, Rootoo and feed him Caribou!"
"We Kill your penalties for you!"
BIG FAN
11-20-2003, 09:14 AM
"We Kill your penalties for you!"
Watch us set the world record for icing calls in one game.