Hi guys its time for my 5 year post. I usually try to be real and a little bit funny, but not real funny.
Which is the perfect segue to talk about the not fun at all overrated goaltender we have.
I have no idea how 1 emergency outing in the bubble and a single play off game can lead to ordaining Jake the Shake(y) one of the best goalies in the world, it's true just ask him about it, although I think Tyler Seguin knows what we're talking about.
I can honestly say that I have never seen a goaltender with slower reflexes than JO and fast twitch is sorta what makes the great ones great, right? Also I don't think I've ever seen a NHL goalie lose sight of the puck as much as this dipshit does, and behind the net is always a disaster not to mention ducking instead getting big, going left instead of moving right and of course moving right instead of going left.
Worst of all he NEVER makes a save he shouldn't, he NEVER "stands on his head" and he ALWAYS lets in a shot that an average NHL goaltender should ALWAYS stop.
I'm old but I have played, and I know what it's like to be on a team when one important player is not pulling his weight.
It has nothing to do with rest or injury and everything to do with ability and confidence and I think the Stars are in trouble if the coaches don't recognize the mess that Shaky Jake has become or probably has always been.
See you guys in 5 years!