OT: Calgary Flames 2 sentence humor/horror

[Fig]

The Calgary Flames win the 2022 or 2023 draft lottery.

With a grin, the Flames representative walks up to the podium and says, "We have a trade to announce."

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[Nanuuk]

I left two Flames tickets on my dashboard. Someone broke into my car and left two more.

 

[Siignal]

The first matinee of the season, I can finally watch from Germany!

I'll be back next season.

 

[InfinityIggy]

The Flames have acquired Jack Eichel… and Jeff Skinner.

 

[Savoie92]

Calgary Flames miss the playoffs.
Johnny Gaudreau walks.

 

[Corpus X]

I won lifetime season's tickets! ... Sitting next to @Johnny Hoxville...

 

[Mobiandi]

Sean Monahan finishes with 45 points. He'll bounce back next year

 

[Corpus X]

Noah Hanifin is going to surprise a lot of you people next season.

Puts on 40lbs of fat.

 

[Johnny Hoxville]

I won lifetime season's tickets! ... Sitting next to @Johnny Hoxville...

Sounds like a dream come true to me. 41 games of hockey talk, aliens and 5G signal upgrades.

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

I won lifetime season's tickets! ... Sitting next to @Johnny Hoxville...

Congrats!

On the sex.

 

[DCDM]

Congrats!

On the sex.

He put a bag on my head.

Still counts.

 

[Fig]

The prospects in net have never been darker.

But I guess that's the results of having Vlader Sith~ing behind Markstrom.

 

[Nanuuk]

I hope my Vladder holds for the entire game.

 

[DFF]

I am looking forward to see Darryl Sutter

 

[Volica]

Flames have finally decided to rebuild.

With the 6th pick at the 2023 NHL draft, the Flames are proud to select...