Speculation: Next head coach of the San Jose Sharks

[sharski]

devastated I’ve got zero votes for the coaching position

maybe I’ll see if the Leafs board is hiring

Hi Jargon,

Thank you for applying to our Head Coach role here with the San Jose Sharks.

We've taken a look at your resume, and have decided not to move forward with next steps at this time. We encourage you to check back on our Careers Page in the coming months, as our team and needs are continuously evolving.
We appreciate you taking the time to submit an application, and wish you luck in your search.

Best,
Recruiting Team @ SJS

PS: Don't even think about replying to this email it will go directly into the trash.

 

[Star Platinum]

Hi Jargon,

Thank you for applying to our Head Coach role here with the San Jose Sharks.

We've taken a look at your resume, and have decided not to move forward with next steps at this time. We encourage you to check back on our Careers Page in the coming months, as our team and needs are continuously evolving.
We appreciate you taking the time to submit an application, and wish you luck in your search.

Best,
Recruiting Team @ SJS

PS: Don't even think about replying to this email it will go directly into the trash.

That would be a lot funnier if I hadn't received so many e-mails that looked exactly like that, minus the "head coach" and Sharks parts.

That is, if they don't just ghost you.

 

[landshark]

You trying to watch the Sharks coaches stop coaching and argue about Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau's playoff performances every game?

I was thinking of stuff prior to that. I could be misremembering. I feel like he was always pro-prospect and pro-draft pick. But I get it.

 

[ChompChomp]

I was thinking of stuff prior to that. I could be misremembering. I feel like he was always pro-prospect and pro-draft pick. But I get it.

Yeah, that's how I remember Vaasa (being adamantly pro-prospects and pro-draft picks).

 

[DG93]

Hi Jargon,

Thank you for applying to our Head Coach role here with the San Jose Sharks.

We've taken a look at your resume, and have decided not to move forward with next steps at this time. We encourage you to check back on our Careers Page in the coming months, as our team and needs are continuously evolving.
We appreciate you taking the time to submit an application, and wish you luck in your search.

Best,
Recruiting Team @ SJS

PS: Don't even think about replying to this email it will go directly into the trash.

I would like to nominate myself and @The Nemesis for one reason and one reason only: so that when the Sharks are winning games easily, I can turn to him and say, "the Sharks are a dominate team."

 

[The Nemesis]

I would like to nominate myself and @The Nemesis for one reason and one reason only: so that when the Sharks are winning games easily, I can turn to him and say, "the Sharks are a dominate team."

 

[DG93]

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I am 100% going to be the hockey stick at the end of that encounter, but it will 100% be worth it lmao

 

[The Nemesis]

I am 100% going to be the hockey stick at the end of that encounter, but it will 100% be worth it lmao

Most coach tantrums end with them throwing a crate of pucks or some sticks onto the ice. I'd be the first to end by throwing another coach onto the ice.