Nov. 21, 2022
Let's see the great Ottawa Senators myths.
1) presently; 31st out of 32 teams. FYOUS, has really has become: f*** you to us.
2) Brian Murray becomes GM in 07. The team slowly slides into the toilette. Then they promote his underling!!! Not fire him in 2011 but give Brian another 5 years. And local Ottawa media wants Murray in the Hall of Fame. Really! Hall of Shame maybe. And now 6 years of Pierre from Orleans. So, 15 years of bad and even worse management.
3) The Sens can draft...in what sport? It sure as hell cannot be hockey.. almost 20 years of negligible productivity.
4) and last but not least; "the Kids are alright". It is only fitting that the writer of that song has a questionable history when it comes to child porn. As it applies to the SENS, it's child abuse. Only these kids are killing us!! And what kids? By the time this is fulfilled, the kids this was first written about will have retired. Their best forward is 35 year old Claude Giroux and he is not even an inhouse product.
f'ng shit.
An owner who !!!! (may he rest in peace)
A GM whose proudest moment is a Brannstrom for Stone trade. Strangest f'ng thing. Stone is captain of a team 3rd overall. But hey, we got Brannie and Sokolov.. A 5'9" piece of jello and a 6'2" piece of hardened jello... Damn, that really is Pierre's best day.
A coach who has thus far accumulated 85 wins. He is ~ 1150 wins behind Scottie. It will take him roughly 46 more years to pass Bowman. I hope he has his HOF speech written already. 46 years will come up on you fast.
We need an American owner to come up. Someone with typical Americana attitude. Fire everyone. Heck the janitor who cleans the toilettes has to go. But please hang to Brannie and Sokolov. Do they call him Sock, or Suck?
I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
But I know sometimes I must get out in the light
Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright
The kids are alright